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PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mate you've got two wheels too many for this forum,

You're better off @ : - http://www.overactivebladderpatch.com/incontinance-treatment.htm


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PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh, bugger. I've just got out the bath and ive just realized I've not put the cover on and locked the bike up. Against a brick wall
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PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr Lurve wrote:
Mate you've got two wheels too many for this forum,

You're better off @ : - http://www.overactivebladderpatch.com/incontinance-treatment.htm


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Oi!!!!! It was easier to go in the box in case I needed to give anyone a lift...you tart Wink Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Plus the bike is running slicks again since the last ride out....
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PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After finishing work Very Very early Very Happy , I went to 9 different stores/shops to try and get a docking station for my Apple ipod.


NO ONE seems to sell these off the shelf Mad

I thought it was supposed to be the ' MUST HAVE ' gadget of the year Exclamation Question



Grrrrrrrrrr Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2004 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki side stands !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2004 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pissed me off today:

running out of petrol by the seafront and having to walk all the way up the lewes road.. only to find the petrol stations there refused to lend me a jerry can and charged me a fiver to buy one, plus the petrol...

then not being allowed on a bus back because i was carrying petrol... Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2004 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr Lurve wrote:
Kawasaki side stands !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Long story Embarrassed



But a very very funny 1!!


ok girls if u park ur bike on a slight camber and u need to back it out ask DR Lurve 2 show u an easy way to do it Wink Rolling Eyes Laughing behind hand
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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2004 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well yesterday actually.

Honda fuel injection systems that play up in the rain that either:

1. Try to toss you off the bike at slippery roundabouts. Shocked Embarrassed
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2. Make you sound and/or look like you're a sad bastard trying to pull a 2mm wheelie. Embarrassed Embarrassed

Tonight I will mostly be bashing various electronic components with a large hammer. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Volvo Drivers . . . . . . . . . . . Grrrrrrrrrr Evil or Very Mad

If you cant drive, take the bus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

all the busses round here are volvos tho Confused
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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just off out for a test drive, nice lil Volvo Wink lol
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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinks wrote:
Just off out for a test drive, nice lil Volvo Wink lol


Nuff said Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2004 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have just found out that one of the guys at work that I have to deal with on a regular basis killed a biker in a RTA last week. I'm finding it very hard to be professional with this guy. To make matters worse I had the same problem in my previous posting
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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2004 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

excuse the ignorant n00b Smile but whats an RTA?
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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2004 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Road Traffic Accident

A fancy way of saying you're now a, statistic Sad
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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2004 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh, really nasty.. 10 people every day is the average in this country isn't it? that's a staggering number when you think of the number of people directly affected by just 1.
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing has so far pissed me off today but it's bound to coz I got miles of motorway to ride. On the way up last Sunday I actually managed to ride straight through the middle of a pile up, get to my Mums, turn the net on and read about it Confused What pissed me off was the guy infront just slammed his brakes on for no reason, car behind clipped his bumper and they spun round and slid down the armco, the car infront of me was braking hard and all over the place, there was about a 3 foot wide gap between the car infront and the cars that had crashed so I went through that gap, out the other side, looked in my mirror and saw a load of cars stopped and a few facing the wrong way. Cunning Wink

I'm gonna be good today and stick to all the speed limits, I wont hog the outside lane and I can't filter due to my panniers being on the verge of bursting open. This way I'm sure I'll have a very nice uneventful ride Confused Razz
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going out on the bike, The heavens opening. Getting home and the sun coming out.
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Tickle wrote:
Going out on the bike, The heavens opening. Getting home and the sun coming out.



Yep that definately would tempt me to convert to satanism, Evil or Very Mad

Come on God, Sundays are the Bikers Holy day, get a grip !!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its just not on realy is it.
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Tickle wrote:
Going out on the bike, The heavens opening. Getting home and the sun coming out.

I went to the 60s festival at Chatham Dock Yard which had beautifull weather until the last hour when it tipped it down. I went to find shelter but found that I could either ride home in the wet or share the only shelter with a load of mods and their scooters. I got wet Smile
As I got back on to the M20 the sun was balazing down again Mad
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rocker wrote:
either ride home in the wet or share the only shelter with a load of mods and their scooters. I got wet


good choice Laughing
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no what am i thinking, you should have beat their asses out into the wet and had the shelter to yourself.. Twisted Evil thats what they did in the old days wasn't it? Razz
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was a lot younger then and braver (more stupid) Laughing
Besides there was dozens of them and one of me.
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 9:54 pm    Post subject: avark Reply with quote

Mr Tickle wrote:
Pulled a muscle in my chest today, tought it was more serious though. spent the morning at the hospital, then had to stay off the bike in this glorious weather today.
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q. how did you get the r6 picture up i like it i did one my self bit crap thoug
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rocker wrote:
I have just found out that one of the guys at work that I have to deal with on a regular basis killed a biker in a RTA last week. I'm finding it very hard to be professional with this guy. To make matters worse I had the same problem in my previous posting


Unfortunatley one of my drivers killed a motorcycle instructor just over a year ago, I knew they guy too which made things hard for me at work as all I wanted to do was ring his neck...

The thing that has pissed me off today...having a wicked ride back from gloucester today in bright sunshine, adrenaline pumping and overtaking all and sundry, get back to Milton Keynes and then blow a new Porsche turbo into the weeds...to find the next 2 roundabouts soaked in Diesel and nearly coming off......
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