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wivvy's dad
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Coming into force today in London.
£100 fines for ignoring road signs, driving in bus lanes, entering yellow box junctions when exit is not clear etc etc.
Gotta make all those expensive CCTV cameras pay for themselves.
Coming next................. fines for breathing, eating, drinking. You get the picture |
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f1reblade
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | Coming into force today in London.
£100 fines for ignoring road signs, driving in bus lanes, entering yellow box junctions when exit is not clear etc etc.
Gotta make all those expensive CCTV cameras pay for themselves.
Coming next................. fines for breathing, eating, drinking. You get the picture |
I once went the wrong side of a keep left sign in town.... nearly ran over the copper hiding in the central reservation.... £30.00 fine he didn't see the funny side 
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wivvy's dad
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| Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Every yellow box junction in 'ammersmith today was full of vehicles - RTA in Fulham Palace Road meant the place was a nightmare. |
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:50 am Post subject: |
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| ammersnif what a shithole! |
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wivvy's dad
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Incubus
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:57 am Post subject: |
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used to live in Hammersmith!
remember the 2 tower blocks in the background at the start of "Bottom" on TV
I lived in one of them, and yep was a sh!thole 
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R6CRU
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Weighed myself this morning 
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Flintstone
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PC died on me, have to fix it in hurry. Still, can use PC at work.
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FLASH
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:37 am Post subject: |
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I live in DIY hell......
Installing some outside motion-sensitive lights. As always I'm ferrying back & forth to the w'shop looking for the perfect screw (  ) and, as always, I lose my cordless drill..... Spend an hour looking for it and finally discover it in a room I haven't set foot in for 20 years....
Get back to work and proceed to kick over my bucket of screws, all sorted by size and nationality.....
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f1reblade
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:44 am Post subject: |
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| FLASH wrote: | Spend an hour looking for it and finally discover it in a room I haven't set foot in for 20 years....
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You need a one room bed sit m8
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pip
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:50 am Post subject: |
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| mouth ulcers |
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Tinks
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:58 am Post subject: |
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Painful pip
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f1reblade
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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I find pip is very painful... how do you cure it?
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Baloo
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Ouch. I have some aspirin if that would help you Tinks? |
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Tinks
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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Im fine thanks Baloo, its Pip whos in pain
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Windy
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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my back has siezed up ! off to the osteopath in a couple hours.
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Tinks
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Sorry to hear that Justine
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Rossi Bird
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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hope u feel better soon justine 
Bad back is awful.
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Windy
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| Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks Tinks. people think I'm sat at my desk smiling but I am really grimacing!
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Tinks
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Well i hope you can get it sorted this afternoon in the one visit.
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biggus
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FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It would seem that Mr WhateveyourfckingnameisSKI is not responding to letters from NU.. Guess that means that the Polish CNUT gonna be deported before I can claim....
Having said that.... he is in Reading... wonder if 2,000 bikes turning up on his doorstep on Sunday would do the trick 
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Tinks
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Thats not good Biggus, guess he's just moved on dont see him getting deported this quick?
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biggus
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Tinks wrote: | | dont see him getting deported this quick? |
Nah he'll just change his name
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: |
Having said that.... he is in Reading... wonder if 2,000 bikes turning up on his doorstep on Sunday would do the trick |
he may just roll around the floor in hysterics at 200 bikers dressed as santa mate  |
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wildchild
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| Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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or die with fright
My bloody neck hurts.. and the rest, then kitten is driving me nuts today.. want some alcohol, but on ibuprofen at the moment....should I swap the tablets for alcohol |
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