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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dave telling me my new sig is a bit "Wivvy's Dad" !!!!! hmmmmm Confused


There's two ways to take that rolling on the floor laughing or Weakest link



Nah, just Dave feeling inferiour Wink


Darwin's theory should take care of him then Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wivvy's dad wrote:
BlueRR wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
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Dave telling me my new sig is a bit "Wivvy's Dad" !!!!! hmmmmm Confused


There's two ways to take that rolling on the floor laughing or Weakest link



Nah, just Dave feeling inferiour Wink


Darwin's theory should take care of him then Wink


Laughing Soz dude.... don't "do" Darwin just the teory of relativity.... Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh yeah and OHM's law...... Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh yeah and OHM's law...... Smile


Like this?

This excercise will help you determine the relationship between voltage (V), amperage (I) and resistance (R). This relationship is called Ohm's Law

This experiment consists of modifying a circuit. The circuit is made up of four parts:

1. a battery : A battery has a positive and negative terminal that creates a potential difference. This is frequently, but erroneously, taken as being equivalent to potential energy. They are not identical. Potential difference is proportional to potential energy and the two can be related via the work done per unit charge. This measure of energy per unit charge is measured is called voltage (V) and the unit of measurement is called volts.
2. a wire, which has resistance (R). Resistance inhibits the amount of current running along the circuit. The greater the resistance, the lower the current. Resistance is a bit like inertia in mechanics. For a given force, the greater the mass (inertia) the lower the acceleration. Here, for a given voltage, material with high resistivity will inhibit the flow of electrons (\eg current) through it.
3. a lightbulb which has an amperage (I). Amps are the unit of current and current is the amount of electrons that flow down the wire per unit time. This current is converted to power by the resistive element inside the light bulb. The length of time that you leave the light bulb on determines the total amount of energy which has been used.
4. a switch, which turns the system on and off.

The problem consists of two parts:

1. Find the formula which describes Ohm's Law; that is, find the mathematical relationship between voltage (V), amperage (I), and resistance (R).
2. Determine the amperage of the lightbulb.

The first part will be discovered through a trial-and-error experiment. You are given a circuit on which you may vary the voltage by choosing from a variety of batteries and the resistance by adding resistors to the circuit. You will then turn on the switch, allowing current to flow through the circuit. If the resistance is too low, the lightbulb will receive too much current, and will explode. If the resistance is too great, the lightbulb will not receive e nough current, and will not light. If the resistance is just right, the lightbulb will light up. (Note: real light bulbs are not perfect ohmic resistors as is the case here and will light partially with any amount of current).

If the lightbulb explodes or fails to light, turn off the switch (which automatically replaces the lightbulb) and try again.

First, concentrate on changing the resistance to get the lightbulb to turn on. Once you get a working circuit write down your values, change the value of the battery, and try again. You should begin to see the relationship between V, I, an d R. You should then be able to derive what the Amperage of the lightbulb is.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What and this "P1ssed you off" today when your bike wouldn't start....?

I told ya not to use the heated muffs Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What and this "P1ssed you off" today when your bike wouldn't start....?

I told ya not to use the heated muffs Smile


Weird Thread

Sorry, haven't taken my irony tablets this morning
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a hangover from hell. i think i might still be drunk.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Pop one of WD54's irony tablets..... oh and a long drink of water Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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a hangover from hell. i think i might still be drunk.


Just keep topping it up then Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wivvy's dad wrote:
f1reblade wrote:
Oh yeah and OHM's law...... Smile


Like this?

This excercise will help you determine the relationship between voltage (V), amperage (I) and resistance (R). This relationship is called Ohm's Law

This experiment consists of modifying a circuit. The circuit is made up of four parts:

1. a battery : A battery has a positive and negative terminal that creates a potential difference. This is frequently, but erroneously, taken as being equivalent to potential energy. They are not identical. Potential difference is proportional to potential energy and the two can be related via the work done per unit charge. This measure of energy per unit charge is measured is called voltage (V) and the unit of measurement is called volts.
2. a wire, which has resistance (R). Resistance inhibits the amount of current running along the circuit. The greater the resistance, the lower the current. Resistance is a bit like inertia in mechanics. For a given force, the greater the mass (inertia) the lower the acceleration. Here, for a given voltage, material with high resistivity will inhibit the flow of electrons (\eg current) through it.
3. a lightbulb which has an amperage (I). Amps are the unit of current and current is the amount of electrons that flow down the wire per unit time. This current is converted to power by the resistive element inside the light bulb. The length of time that you leave the light bulb on determines the total amount of energy which has been used.
4. a switch, which turns the system on and off.

The problem consists of two parts:

1. Find the formula which describes Ohm's Law; that is, find the mathematical relationship between voltage (V), amperage (I), and resistance (R).
2. Determine the amperage of the lightbulb.

The first part will be discovered through a trial-and-error experiment. You are given a circuit on which you may vary the voltage by choosing from a variety of batteries and the resistance by adding resistors to the circuit. You will then turn on the switch, allowing current to flow through the circuit. If the resistance is too low, the lightbulb will receive too much current, and will explode. If the resistance is too great, the lightbulb will not receive e nough current, and will not light. If the resistance is just right, the lightbulb will light up. (Note: real light bulbs are not perfect ohmic resistors as is the case here and will light partially with any amount of current).

If the lightbulb explodes or fails to light, turn off the switch (which automatically replaces the lightbulb) and try again.

First, concentrate on changing the resistance to get the lightbulb to turn on. Once you get a working circuit write down your values, change the value of the battery, and try again. You should begin to see the relationship between V, I, an d R. You should then be able to derive what the Amperage of the lightbulb is.


ooh spot the sparky Smile

V = I X R
R = V divided by I
I = V divede by R

most commonly for sparkies when we were taught this at college we drew it as a triangle with V at the top point then I & R underneath it
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waiting for the hand-over of keys, so we can move in. GGGGrrrrr.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Waiting for the hand-over of keys, so we can move in. GGGGrrrrr.


Moving is always very stressful Sad ... generally goes to plan eventually though Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sig back to normal then?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw 2 downed bikes today both had had people in cages pull out on them front ends proper stoved in Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ooh spot the sparky Smile

V = I X R
R = V divided by I
I = V divede by R

most commonly for sparkies when we were taught this at college we drew it as a triangle with V at the top point then I & R underneath it
Like this:



Smile


yeah i did all that in electronics at school, i have a book 2" thick (electronics bible) left over somewhere from my studies Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My new mobile phone dying mid conversation Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hangover this morning plus drove all the way into work only to discover workshop keys were still at home so had to go back and get them
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leg still 'urts Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

went to go out in car at 8.30 am and.......battery ferked!! Mad ...got a new one and all sorted now....30quid for a 605amp!!bargain!!
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Looking outside at the clear dry weather, checking the bike over to discover a puncture in the rear tyre (the one that has only done 120 miles!) and the nearest tyre place shuts at 12.30 and I cannot get over there in time.

Now having to wait 'til next weekend to get it fixed / replaced! Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cant you call the RAC/AA??
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Looking outside at the clear dry weather, checking the bike over to discover a puncture in the rear tyre (the one that has only done 120 miles!) and the nearest tyre place shuts at 12.30 and I cannot get over there in time.

Now having to wait 'til next weekend to get it fixed / replaced! Sad


Cleaning the bike this morning and discovering a 1inch (bent) nail in the rear - that god for tubed tyres Very Happy


(sorry baloo Sad )
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Cant you call the RAC/AA??


I was too stupid to think of that! I have just started my membership bill as well as a result of the Suzuki now being 12 mos old!
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johnny wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Looking outside at the clear dry weather, checking the bike over to discover a puncture in the rear tyre (the one that has only done 120 miles!) and the nearest tyre place shuts at 12.30 and I cannot get over there in time.

Now having to wait 'til next weekend to get it fixed / replaced! Sad


Cleaning the bike this morning and discovering a 1inch (bent) nail in the rear - that god for tubed tyres Very Happy


(sorry baloo Sad )


Johnny, thanks m8 Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
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Cant you call the RAC/AA??


I was too stupid to think of that! I have just started my membership bill as well as a result of the Suzuki now being 12 mos old!


No i would'nt say that........ Laughing

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