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Va Va Oops Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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BOSS wrote: | some stupid bird in a sports car nearly forced me into a curb |
Not this one???!
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Incubus +1 up for a spanking
Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:24 am Post subject: |
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Dudley deciding to play a good game of "hunt the feet" through the duvet at 6am this morning
thin summer duvet and cat claws not a good mix!
bless him _________________ The Stevie Wonder of rideouts!
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Va Va Oops Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:51 am Post subject: |
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Hearing that an ex-b/f has had to have a testicle removed because they didn't diagnose a blood-flow problem early enough. Poor lad's only 24! |
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GSEX-SLAPPY Guest
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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Va Va Oops wrote: | Hearing that an ex-b/f has had to have a testicle removed because they didn't diagnose a blood-flow problem early enough. Poor lad's only 24! |
OUCH! |
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Loco Monkey With a Machine Gun
Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 2646 Location: Lost in Space
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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Va Va Oops wrote: | Hearing that an ex-b/f has had to have a testicle removed because they didn't diagnose a blood-flow problem early enough. Poor lad's only 24! |
ooh hurts me just thinking about it _________________ The Resident Forum Ghost |
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Va Va Oops Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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Not being invited!!!
...You know who you are....!!
(Jen is immune ...due to the fact that she is female and, therefore, a demi-god - beyond any possible blame whatsoever for anything whatever..!! ...so there! )
...Next BBQ ...gotta be my place ..... GUILTY-PERSON-BURGERS anyone??? ...
*evil laughter*.... |
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Flintstone Del Boy Deer Hunter
Joined: 25 Nov 2004 Posts: 3988 Location: .........in another world !
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:34 am Post subject: |
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The weather _________________ It's all down to quality of life ! |
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GSEX-SLAPPY Guest
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:49 am Post subject: |
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Va Va Oops wrote: | Not being invited!!!
...You know who you are....!!
(Jen is immune ...due to the fact that she is female and, therefore, a demi-god - beyond any possible blame whatsoever for anything whatever..!! ...so there! )
...Next BBQ ...gotta be my place ..... GUILTY-PERSON-BURGERS anyone??? ...
*evil laughter*.... |
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Silverback Professional Tramp
Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Posts: 5501 Location: Nowhere and bikeless
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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My tennis elbow has moved on to Bursitis now and I had it drained last week (big needle in the elbow), and now the fucking thing has swolen up again.... gonna have to go and have it done again |
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GSEX-SLAPPY Guest
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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Silverback wrote: | My tennis elbow has moved on to Bursitis now and I had it drained last week (big needle in the elbow), and now the fucking thing has swolen up again.... gonna have to go and have it done again |
if only these things would affect the lower regions eh? |
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Silverback Professional Tramp
Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Posts: 5501 Location: Nowhere and bikeless
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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SlapheadBandit© wrote: | Silverback wrote: | My tennis elbow has moved on to Bursitis now and I had it drained last week (big needle in the elbow), and now the fucking thing has swolen up again.... gonna have to go and have it done again |
if only these things would affect the lower regions eh? |
It's a clear honey like liquid that comes out mate, and I assure you I wouldn't want it in my lower regions!!! |
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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anything that make the lower region swell is welcome |
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Va Va Oops Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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SlapheadBandit© wrote: | anything that make the lower region swell is welcome |
Happy to oblige.... |
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Paws TT Racer
Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 1076 Location: Plymouth
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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Come home from work to find HALF a dead mouse-the back legs and tail to be precise laying on the rug.....
Im pretty concerned about what the cat has done with the other half...... _________________ 6th October 2012 i become Mrs Boswell-Dalby |
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Loco Monkey With a Machine Gun
Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 2646 Location: Lost in Space
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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Bozzy wrote: | Come home from work to find HALF a dead mouse-the back legs and tail to be precise laying on the rug.....
Im pretty concerned about what the cat has done with the other half...... |
had lunch with it???? _________________ The Resident Forum Ghost |
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Paws TT Racer
Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 1076 Location: Plymouth
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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Loco wrote: | Bozzy wrote: | Come home from work to find HALF a dead mouse-the back legs and tail to be precise laying on the rug.....
Im pretty concerned about what the cat has done with the other half...... |
had lunch with it???? |
not always, she does tend to leave bits all over the place.. _________________ 6th October 2012 i become Mrs Boswell-Dalby |
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Athos MotoGP Racer
Joined: 31 Oct 2004 Posts: 6038 Location: climbing out of a big black hole
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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Bozzy wrote: | Loco wrote: | Bozzy wrote: | Come home from work to find HALF a dead mouse-the back legs and tail to be precise laying on the rug.....
Im pretty concerned about what the cat has done with the other half...... |
had lunch with it???? |
not always, she does tend to leave bits all over the place.. | probably been watching her owner _________________ |
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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whilst drivin today i made a consious effort to note some of the driving happenin around me and soon realised how many old people and (sorry to say this) women actually have no idea what feckin lane they should be in on roundabouts and how many of them dont actually check before changing lane or departin said roundabout ............sadly to say the amount was high and in numerous cases would have taken out the most careful of motorcyclists.
This is one days observation it was a week day and the culprits seemed to be pensionable folk driving at for example 35 in a 50 or women in people carriers or 4x4's on the school run or shoppin trip.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE GUYS AN GALS |
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Va Va Oops Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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SlapheadBandit© wrote: | whilst drivin today i made a consious effort to note some of the driving happenin around me and soon realised how many old people and (sorry to say this) women actually have no idea what feckin lane they should be in on roundabouts and how many of them dont actually check before changing lane or departin said roundabout ............sadly to say the amount was high and in numerous cases would have taken out the most careful of motorcyclists.
This is one days observation it was a week day and the culprits seemed to be pensionable folk driving at for example 35 in a 50 or women in people carriers or 4x4's on the school run or shoppin trip.
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Whilst I agree with you totally about the lack of attention shown by parents around schools, I feel obliged to point out that the propensity of women who are guilty of this phenomenon is probably only due to the fact that a much higher proportion of women than men are blessed with the daily joy of doing 'the school run'. (As an absent parent whose ex-hubby has the kids, I can say this without being accused of being a viscous man-hating lesbian). |
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Jam Forum Fascist
Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Posts: 6946 Location: Brighton, Sussex
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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SlapheadBandit© wrote: | people carriers or 4x4's on the school run or shoppin trip. |
or those trying to park..... |
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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Va Va Oops wrote: | SlapheadBandit© wrote: | whilst drivin today i made a consious effort to note some of the driving happenin around me and soon realised how many old people and (sorry to say this) women actually have no idea what feckin lane they should be in on roundabouts and how many of them dont actually check before changing lane or departin said roundabout ............sadly to say the amount was high and in numerous cases would have taken out the most careful of motorcyclists.
This is one days observation it was a week day and the culprits seemed to be pensionable folk driving at for example 35 in a 50 or women in people carriers or 4x4's on the school run or shoppin trip.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE GUYS AN GALS |
Whilst I agree with you totally about the lack of attention shown by parents around schools, I feel obliged to point out that the propensity of women who are guilty of this phenomenon is probably only due to the fact that a much higher proportion of women than men are blessed with the daily joy of doing 'the school run'. (As an absent parent whose ex-hubby has the kids, I can say this without being accused of being a viscous man-hating lesbian). |
so the propertional difference gives em the right to drive like muppets??? |
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Va Va Oops Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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SlapheadBandit© wrote: | Va Va Oops wrote: | SlapheadBandit© wrote: | whilst drivin today i made a consious effort to note some of the driving happenin around me and soon realised how many old people and (sorry to say this) women actually have no idea what feckin lane they should be in on roundabouts and how many of them dont actually check before changing lane or departin said roundabout ............sadly to say the amount was high and in numerous cases would have taken out the most careful of motorcyclists.
This is one days observation it was a week day and the culprits seemed to be pensionable folk driving at for example 35 in a 50 or women in people carriers or 4x4's on the school run or shoppin trip.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE GUYS AN GALS |
Whilst I agree with you totally about the lack of attention shown by parents around schools, I feel obliged to point out that the propensity of women who are guilty of this phenomenon is probably only due to the fact that a much higher proportion of women than men are blessed with the daily joy of doing 'the school run'. (As an absent parent whose ex-hubby has the kids, I can say this without being accused of being a viscous man-hating lesbian). |
so the propertional difference gives em the right to drive like muppets??? |
Nope. Just mean that you gotta be careful of fathers in 4x4's around schools, too - don't assume that just cos he's a bloke he's paying attention!!
(I won't stoop so low as to mention that insurance rates are cheaper for women because they actually have fewer accidents ...at least fewer of those involving anyone else!!) |
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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Va Va Oops wrote: | SlapheadBandit© wrote: | Va Va Oops wrote: | SlapheadBandit© wrote: | whilst drivin today i made a consious effort to note some of the driving happenin around me and soon realised how many old people and (sorry to say this) women actually have no idea what feckin lane they should be in on roundabouts and how many of them dont actually check before changing lane or departin said roundabout ............sadly to say the amount was high and in numerous cases would have taken out the most careful of motorcyclists.
This is one days observation it was a week day and the culprits seemed to be pensionable folk driving at for example 35 in a 50 or women in people carriers or 4x4's on the school run or shoppin trip.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE GUYS AN GALS |
Whilst I agree with you totally about the lack of attention shown by parents around schools, I feel obliged to point out that the propensity of women who are guilty of this phenomenon is probably only due to the fact that a much higher proportion of women than men are blessed with the daily joy of doing 'the school run'. (As an absent parent whose ex-hubby has the kids, I can say this without being accused of being a viscous man-hating lesbian). |
so the propertional difference gives em the right to drive like muppets??? |
Nope. Just mean that you gotta be careful of fathers in 4x4's around schools, too - don't assume that just cos he's a bloke he's paying attention!!
(I won't stoop so low as to mention that insurance rates are cheaper for women because they actually have fewer accidents ...at least fewer of those involving anyone else!!) |
Dahling....................if you read my original post you will have noticed my comments refered to roundabouts ........................i apologise for the generalisation of school run MUMS but the majority were female in buses |
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Athos MotoGP Racer
Joined: 31 Oct 2004 Posts: 6038 Location: climbing out of a big black hole
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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Va Va Oops wrote: |
insurance rates are cheaper for women because they actually have fewer accidents ... | no they don't they have fewer claims as the majority of women drive on there other halves insurance and he doesn't want to claim so not to lose his no-claims discount, as the accident is usually less costly than his no-claims would be.IMHO i think more women cause accidents than men but are not usually involved but drive off unaware what has gone on behind them. i am fed up hearing women saying that they are better than men because they have fewer accidents
i am not saying that men are better but women are no angels. when it comes to pulling out infront of me, saying "i didn't see you" thats what she told me when i chased her up the road and stopped her at a roundabout. "she didn't see ME", ffs i am big enough ain't i ,what chance has a sports rider got i ask you _________________ |
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Wivvy GrandCnut
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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if you have a question.....ask the sodding person who obviously has the answer!!!!!
i dont know and i dont feckin care!
just a general observation on life today, im surrounded by fuckwits and utter to$$ers. women with barely any clothes on during the summer months are the only things that make my life tolerable at times! |
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