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f1reblade
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What you wanna touch AJ  ?? HELP!
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Va Va Oops
Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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AJ .....Now there's an officer you can't refuse....
(rofl? ...I'm wetting myself!!) |
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Va Va Oops wrote: |
AJ .....Now there's an officer you can't refuse....
(rofl? ...I'm wetting myself!!) |
FFS dont tell him that  |
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Mr Tickle
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| Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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| f1reblade wrote: |
What you wanna touch AJ ?? HELP! |
yeah..and?.....so narrow minded.......*flounces off*
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f1reblade
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| Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Mr Tickle wrote: | | f1reblade wrote: |
What you wanna touch AJ ?? HELP! |
yeah..and?.....so narrow minded.......*flounces off* |
Just jealous M8.... What I wouldn't give to have a body like Adam's
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AJ
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| Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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WE ARE NOT AMUSED !!!! Bastards!
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Incubus
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ffs
had some non english speaking idiot come in today with a knackered old honda vision with a flat rear tyre
i tried to put some air into it but the air came out of the rim so tried to tell him he needed a new inner tube
got very upset when I told him I couldn't drop everything and fix it for him there & then, got even more upset when I told him a new innertube was about £6 but it would be about £25 in labour as to get the rear wheel off you had to remove the exhaust etc etc!
in broken english he said "everything in this country is so expensive"!!!!
ffs coulda knocked the cnut out for that
simple answer m8, F**K OFF HOME THEN!!
it continues...
he asked what tools he needed to do the job himself so we told him he'd need some spanners and a half decent socket set from somewhere like Halfords
so rudely off he goes
5 mins ago he comes back in saying he didn't have the right size tool he needed so could he borrow mine for the night and bring it back tomorrow
(yeah right)
told him no way so he blurts out some arabic bollox and storms off
and people wonder why I am against them all!!
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Incubus wrote: | ffs
had some non english speaking idiot come in today with a knackered old honda vision with a flat rear tyre
i tried to put some air into it but the air came out of the rim so tried to tell him he needed a new inner tube
got very upset when I told him I couldn't drop everything and fix it for him there & then, got even more upset when I told him a new innertube was about £6 but it would be about £25 in labour as to get the rear wheel off you had to remove the exhaust etc etc!
in broken english he said "everything in this country is so expensive"!!!!
ffs coulda knocked the cnut out for that
simple answer m8, F**K OFF HOME THEN!!
it continues...
he asked what tools he needed to do the job himself so we told him he'd need some spanners and a half decent socket set from somewhere like Halfords
so rudely off he goes
5 mins ago he comes back in saying he didn't have the right size tool he needed so could he borrow mine for the night and bring it back tomorrow
(yeah right)
told him no way so he blurts out some arabic bollox and storms off
and people wonder why I am against them all!! |
Superb self control...............................surprised you didnt twat him as soon as he took his lid off |
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Incubus
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| Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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true
speaking of lid's I know it was only a 50cc scooter but he was wearing a mountain bike helmet!!!!
not sure they are approved for motorcycle use!
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lost again
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| Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Incubus wrote: | ffs
had some non english speaking idiot come in today with a knackered old honda vision with a flat rear tyre
i tried to put some air into it but the air came out of the rim so tried to tell him he needed a new inner tube
got very upset when I told him I couldn't drop everything and fix it for him there & then, got even more upset when I told him a new innertube was about £6 but it would be about £25 in labour as to get the rear wheel off you had to remove the exhaust etc etc!
in broken english he said "everything in this country is so expensive"!!!!
ffs coulda knocked the cnut out for that
simple answer m8, F**K OFF HOME THEN!!
it continues...
he asked what tools he needed to do the job himself so we told him he'd need some spanners and a half decent socket set from somewhere like Halfords
so rudely off he goes
5 mins ago he comes back in saying he didn't have the right size tool he needed so could he borrow mine for the night and bring it back tomorrow
(yeah right)
told him no way so he blurts out some arabic bollox and storms off
and people wonder why I am against them all!! |
how i really wish i could have seen it given me a big |
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Chuffster
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Poxy drainage problems on the A3 made for a very interesting first part of my journey today. Poxy cage drivers, see a bit of water and go into panic mode. Eventually picked my way through the higgledy piggledy tin box jam and got going.
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Flintstone
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Had to have a back tooth rebuilt today, I'd broken half of it. Dentist then broke off another quarter putting the clamp on. Two pegs inserted and a ton of filler, good as new. If the filler falls out, may have to have crown fitted. Shame the work isn't guaranteed for twelve months, should be for the price ! 
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Flintstone wrote: | | Had to have a back tooth rebuilt today, I'd broken half of it. Dentist then broke off another quarter putting the clamp on. Two pegs inserted and a ton of filler, good as new. If the filler falls out, may have to have crown fitted. Shame the work isn't guaranteed for twelve months, should be for the price ! |
FFS Fred your always whinging ....give it a break will ya your becoming more Basil Faulty than Del Trotter
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Flipper
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| Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Incubus wrote: | so he blurts out some arabic bollox and storms off
and people wonder why I am against them all!! |
That weren't bollox - was probably a Fatwa
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Tiny
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| Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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Alu Akbar!
He's prob gonna try and cutt your head off with a pen knife! 
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Paws
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I wish i hadnt left hein gericke 
New place isnt going well and i really wish i hadnt left..
got a meeting with ex boss (hein gericke one) tonight, wish me luck..
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Chuffster
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| Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Paws wrote: | I wish i hadnt left hein gericke
New place isnt going well and i really wish i hadnt left..
got a meeting with ex boss (hein gericke one) tonight, wish me luck.. |
The grass isn't always greener on the other side, it may look like it though. But its better to regret something you have done that havn't. Its all part of the learning circle.
Wish you luck meeting your old boss tonight, lets hope that he offers you a position again.
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Paws
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| Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Chuffster wrote: | | Paws wrote: | I wish i hadnt left hein gericke
New place isnt going well and i really wish i hadnt left..
got a meeting with ex boss (hein gericke one) tonight, wish me luck.. |
The grass isn't always greener on the other side, it may look like it though. But its better to regret something you have done that havn't. Its all part of the learning circle.
Wish you luck meeting your old boss tonight, lets hope that he offers you a position again. |
Hes already said they miss me!   , trouble is that they have just (and only just) hired a new lass to take my position BUT she needs alot of training...
If i go back itl be the 3rd or 4th time!  , kinda get the feeling i actually enjoy the job there???
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kaifish
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| Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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me and a friend went for a ride today and stoped off in a pub where we know the land lady.
the car park was quite full so we both parked in 1 car spot.
while we are playing pool this guy comes running into the pub shouting 'who owns those 2 bikes out back" we get up and he says they have been nocked over.
we go out and the bike are upright but my indicater is hanging off and my break leavers are bent, some kids came over saying they saw the whole thing, a woman reversed into my friends bike wich fell over takeing mine with it, she then got out of her car and a man got out the back they picked the bikes up jumped back in the car and sped off.
we had a good look at the bikes both are covered with scratches my indicator is totaled both exausts are scratched and that, we thought, was the worst of it till we were rideing home and my friends fairing was bent over so it got in the way when turning left, we got home and now are going through the rigeromors of the insurence |
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:01 am Post subject: |
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| kaifish wrote: | me and a friend went for a ride today and stoped off in a pub where we know the land lady.
the car park was quite full so we both parked in 1 car spot.
while we are playing pool this guy comes running into the pub shouting 'who owns those 2 bikes out back" we get up and he says they have been nocked over.
we go out and the bike are upright but my indicater is hanging off and my break leavers are bent, some kids came over saying they saw the whole thing, a woman reversed into my friends bike wich fell over takeing mine with it, she then got out of her car and a man got out the back they picked the bikes up jumped back in the car and sped off.
we had a good look at the bikes both are covered with scratches my indicator is totaled both exausts are scratched and that, we thought, was the worst of it till we were rideing home and my friends fairing was bent over so it got in the way when turning left, we got home and now are going through the rigeromors of the insurence |
Fcuking arseholes  |
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Tinks
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:09 am Post subject: |
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Makes u sick that!!
Does not pub not have any CCTV??
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kaifish
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:11 am Post subject: |
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| Tinks wrote: | Makes u sick that!!
Does not pub not have any CCTV?? |
no its a small pub on an estate in baisingstoke (kids got the reg number so they will be done but its still fcuking annoying) |
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biggus
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:47 am Post subject: |
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| kaifish wrote: | | a woman reversed into my friends bike wich fell over takeing mine with it |
Gah bastids...
Did you call the law?
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kaifish
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | kaifish wrote: | | a woman reversed into my friends bike wich fell over takeing mine with it |
Gah bastids...
Did you call the law? |
yeah we did and they said they will sort it
btw when we were down the cop shop he asked us for our CBT certificates (we have both passed our full tests) is that right? |
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biggus
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| Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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| kaifish wrote: | | btw when we were down the cop shop he asked us for our CBT certificates (we have both passed our full tests) is that right? |
I would have thought that became irrellevant on passing the full test  Probably best to do what they ask seeing as you want their help...
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