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| crazy horse wrote: | | Nah I'm not stupid enough to leave my keys on a side table in the hall and I still had the alarm fob and the keys for the chain and disc lock ( paranoid me? ) which I keep on a seperate bunch so they can't all go missing at once |
Nice one have just posted up a subject on the same thing, but not because i think people are stupid 
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biggus
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| crazy horse wrote: | | Fell off bedside cabinet ( I recon it was pushed by the cat ) and got lost in the pile of well thumbed girly mags that I keep next to the bed ( maybe it's a hint that I should tidy them up ) |
Glad it's shown up
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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i wouldnt worry too much me an biggus can swap bikes whenever we wish  |
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biggus
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| SlapheadBandit© wrote: | | i wouldnt worry too much me an biggus can swap bikes whenever we wish |
Yep.... when am i getting me key back?
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Blonde Banana
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The car driver that St Georges hospital sent to collect us for an appointment today. 
Arrived at 11 am (should have been here at 9 am)
He thought it was ok to -
overtake on a single carriageway road at 80 mph... on a blind bend.
Tailgate on the M23...at 110+ mph
When we finally hit traffic - went through a red light, then was flicking through his BMW bling accessory catalogue whilst driving along...
Bearing in mind we were going to the hospital for a check-up for an RTA we had several months previously.... 
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BlueRR
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Hay feaver
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Tinks
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| BlueRR wrote: | | Hay feaver |
Snap!
Off to the Dr's in a bit to get the full works 
Just hope i can take them.
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Chuffster
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Good thing I am not going there then.
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biggus
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Bummer...
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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pip
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There's no need for that |
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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well thatll be batman pissed off then |
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Wivvy
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JesterR6
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| Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:28 am Post subject: Car DRivers and Tw@t Nav |
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Exiting the M1 this morning, on the roundabout towards Newport Pagnell.
The driver of a car, thought it would be a good place to change lanes and test his brakes. - Without looking he pulls straight in front of me and slams his brakes on... the traffic lights where on green so no need for it.
Both wheels locked up and stopped about one foot to the left hand side of car.
The driver was sitting in his car programming his sat nav... feck wit... 
He still hadn't realised that he was sitting at a green light and everyone was tooting at him. IDIOT
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biggus
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| Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:30 am Post subject: Re: Car DRivers and Tw@t Nav |
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| JesterR6 wrote: | | He still hadn't realised that he was sitting at a green light and everyone was tooting at him. IDIOT |
What a tosser...!
Does he need a new mirror now?
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Windy
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Stupid ninja flooding itself this morning and wouldn't start again. I stopped to juice up and oh yes, the ninja threw its toys out of the pram again. Had to bump start it, so I think the standard can will be going back on.
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Tinks
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Thats a bummer!
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JesterR6
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| Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:59 pm Post subject: Re: Car DRivers and Tw@t Nav |
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| biggus wrote: |
Does he need a new mirror now? |
Nah, to many people to witness it !
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Flintstone
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Cost me £41.65 for 4 litres of oil for the 996 !
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Incubus
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| Flintstone wrote: | | Cost me £41.65 for 4 litres of oil for the 996 ! |
F**K me, someone saw you coming on that one m8
the 996 will run very happily on 10w40 semi synth which would cost about £18 for a 4l can!!
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CHILLI
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Trying to buy a home.
Why oh why couldn't I have been more of a cow and insisted on 50% of the proceeds from the sale of my marital home...
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Still finding finger prints on the windows where the partners grandchildren came around yesterday   |
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Mrs Moos
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Feeling a bit lost 3 forums of mine are closed this weekend for a facelift 
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lost again
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| Mrs Moos wrote: | | Feeling a bit lost 3 forums of mine are closed this weekend for a facelift |
you leave me alone dont want steve getting the wrong idea |
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