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Biker-Spawn
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I think the copper said she was driving a saxo...
Figures that she'd be a chav...
So..any further news on the social cleansing thing??
| Martynthemouse wrote: | | Spitey wrote: | | Quote: | | I'm afraid I lost my faith in human nature quite some time ago, nothing suprises me anymore |
Ditto. A certain ammount of social cleansing needs to be done. |
 there's a idea |
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Windy
Just call me Janice...
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Boss asks me to come in for 9am. Here I am and there's no sign of him. Twat.
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CHILLI
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:04 am Post subject: |
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 sorry Justine, but that did make me laugh 
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Chuffster
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:20 am Post subject: |
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| Windy Ninja wrote: | | Boss asks me to come in for 9am. Here I am and there's no sign of him. Twat. |
Yes, but you need to change your time settings, you didn't post this at 08:03, you posted it at 09:03 
Still no excuse for the retard of a boss to be late though.
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Windy
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Tiny
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I got headbutted while making an arrest last night.
Turned round and nutted me right in the face the fucker!
Gone are the times when people had respect for Police. Very sad.
Mind you, he came off worse in the end.....
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BarryH
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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hmm no respect for the law then show no respect to him.
"sorry sir, while Mr X was getting into the van he slipped, while getting out of the van he slipped, while coming into the station he slipped, as he approached the desk he tripped........" |
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ardee
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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Receeving a letter saying I haven't paid a gas bill..... for £3767.21!!!!!!!! 
Firstly, I have never received a bill
Secondly, the property was empty at the time
Thirdly, the period of time covered was only two weeks, during the summer at that.
On further investigation it became clear that they had never updated the account when the gas meter was replaced but surely if anyone had actually read that letter before it was sent out they would have realised that it could not possibly be correct.  |
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Flipper
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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| BarryH wrote: | hmm no respect for the law then show no respect to him.
"sorry sir, while Mr X was getting into the van he slipped, while getting out of the van he slipped, while coming into the station he slipped, as he approached the desk he tripped........" |
Trouble is that it's all on CCTV these days......... some forces have even introduced helmet cams!! |
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The Mouse
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Flipper wrote: | | BarryH wrote: | hmm no respect for the law then show no respect to him.
"sorry sir, while Mr X was getting into the van he slipped, while getting out of the van he slipped, while coming into the station he slipped, as he approached the desk he tripped........" |
Trouble is that it's all on CCTV these days......... some forces have even introduced helmet cams!! |
Yeah, if they ever tried to make me wear one i would only have the thing switched on while having a dump  , drinking tea  or doing paperwork  . All the other times it will be off, or broken, or both  |
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Athos
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Yeah, if they ever tried to make me wear one i would only have the thing switched on while having a dump , drinking tea or doing paperwork . All the other times it will be off, or broken, or both |
what about having a shag  |
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The Mouse
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| Athos wrote: | | Martynthemouse wrote: |
Yeah, if they ever tried to make me wear one i would only have the thing switched on while having a dump , drinking tea or doing paperwork . All the other times it will be off, or broken, or both |
what about having a shag |
Don't often do that at work  |
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GT
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| Martynthemouse wrote: | | Athos wrote: | | Martynthemouse wrote: |
Yeah, if they ever tried to make me wear one i would only have the thing switched on while having a dump , drinking tea or doing paperwork . All the other times it will be off, or broken, or both |
what about having a shag |
Don't often do that at work |
Kin hell mate thats nearly the whole day taken up anyway
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Athos
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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Don't often do that at work |
only sometimes eh |
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The Mouse
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Athos wrote: | | Martynthemouse wrote: |
Don't often do that at work |
only sometimes eh |
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AJ
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, right
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Jam
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Martynthemouse wrote: | | Athos wrote: | | Martynthemouse wrote: |
Don't often do that at work |
only sometimes eh |
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wasn't there a policeman who recently got done for meeting someone for sex while on duty....?
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Jam wrote: | | Martynthemouse wrote: | | Athos wrote: | | Martynthemouse wrote: |
Don't often do that at work |
only sometimes eh |
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wasn't there a policeman who recently got done for meeting someone for sex while on duty....?
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yeah but martyn is trying to forget that incident with the goat |
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wivvy's dad
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Spitey wrote: | I got headbutted while making an arrest last night.
Turned round and nutted me right in the face the fucker!
Gone are the times when people had respect for Police. Very sad.
Mind you, he came off worse in the end..... |
The steps down to the cells are always...............oh, soooooo slippery..... |
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AJ
©Gok Wan
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| Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:00 am Post subject: |
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Oops - missed that.
| Spitey wrote: | I got headbutted while making an arrest last night.
Turned round and nutted me right in the face the fucker!
Gone are the times when people had respect for Police. Very sad.
Mind you, he came off worse in the end..... |
TBTH - I'd have thought twice about that manouver!
Hope the scrote got a sound twatting.
AJ
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CHILLI
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| Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:31 am Post subject: |
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People with martyr-syndrome
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AJ
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| CHILLI wrote: | | People with martyr-syndrome |
What is that?
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Jam
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| AJ wrote: | | CHILLI wrote: | | People with martyr-syndrome |
What is that? |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martyr_complex
| Quote: | | In psychology, a person who has a martyr complex desires the feeling of being a martyr for its own sake, seeking out suffering or persecution because it feeds a psychological need. |
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AJ
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| Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:50 am Post subject: |
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I don't get it - you people are always putting me down
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The Mouse
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| Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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Stood, looking on helplessly, as a old lady died in front of me today. Sometimes my job sucks.
No matter how many times it happens, it doesn't get any easier. |
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