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ChoccieMuffin
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| tango wrote: | Yep I got man flu ..........  nearly one box of tissues used already  its snot funny |
I recommend amputation from the neck down.
You won't feel any better for it but at least it'll stop you MOANING!!! |
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wivvy's dad
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:50 am Post subject: |
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| tango wrote: | | Yep I got man flu .......... nearly one box of tissues used already its snot funny |
....did no one tell you - w*anking does not cure man flu, so put the tissues down |
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Windy
Just call me Janice...
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:53 am Post subject: |
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Poxy weather, I got drenched this morning on the way to work and I caught the train!
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The Mouse
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | | tango wrote: | | Yep I got man flu .......... nearly one box of tissues used already its snot funny |
....did no one tell you - w*anking does not cure man flu, so put the tissues down |
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Mrs Moos
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whats ticked me off is some scroat of a neighbour hiss and smacked my cat earlier all my cat was doing was sitting on grass verge out of the front. My 8 yr old daughter witnessed this and was in tears pixel was in her arms unlike pixel as she hates being opicked up. I had to pick savannah up from school earlier so I confronted this scroat bag she was sh1tting herself denying it was told she hates cats, so i went mental at her. I have reported her t rspca would of loved to of smacked her one but knowing my luck I would be arrested grrrrr
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biggus
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| Mrs Moos wrote: | | whats ticked me off is some scroat of a neighbour hiss and smacked my cat earlier |
Have you got the damn things neutered yet then?? If you lived next door to me with all those cats I would get a gun  
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Tusky
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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| The Mouse wrote: | | wivvy's dad wrote: | | tango wrote: | | Yep I got man flu .......... nearly one box of tissues used already its snot funny |
....did no one tell you - w*anking does not cure man flu, so put the tissues down |
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He's probably getting confused with bird glue  in mean flu....
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Mrs Moos
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | Mrs Moos wrote: | | whats ticked me off is some scroat of a neighbour hiss and smacked my cat earlier |
Have you got the damn things neutered yet then?? If you lived next door to me with all those cats I would get a gun |
yep all been done. 7 of them stay in and only venture out to back garden for a little play then they come in. Pixel is very friendly and loves saying hello to people but this vile women hissed at her and smacked her then called her a horrible cat. I did say to the women I don't like you but wouldnt dream of slapping you everytime I saw you. Grrr to her hope she falls over the balcony lmao
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wivvy's dad
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| Mrs Moos wrote: | | whats ticked me off is some scroat of a neighbour hiss and smacked my cat earlier all my cat was doing was sitting on grass verge out of the front. My 8 yr old daughter witnessed this and was in tears pixel was in her arms unlike pixel as she hates being opicked up. I had to pick savannah up from school earlier so I confronted this scroat bag she was sh1tting herself denying it was told she hates cats, so i went mental at her. I have reported her t rspca would of loved to of smacked her one but knowing my luck I would be arrested grrrrr |
....good luck with that..... |
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Tusky
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | | Mrs Moos wrote: | | whats ticked me off is some scroat of a neighbour hiss and smacked my cat earlier all my cat was doing was sitting on grass verge out of the front. My 8 yr old daughter witnessed this and was in tears pixel was in her arms unlike pixel as she hates being opicked up. I had to pick savannah up from school earlier so I confronted this scroat bag she was sh1tting herself denying it was told she hates cats, so i went mental at her. I have reported her t rspca would of loved to of smacked her one but knowing my luck I would be arrested grrrrr |
....good luck with that..... |
Always a tricky one, I love cats but I have also chased the little buggers and wanted to kill them  especially when they raid the bird nests in the garden, it's in their nature. However if the neighbour did that to our dog I would throttle the bitch..... 
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Tango
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| Tusky wrote: | | The Mouse wrote: | | wivvy's dad wrote: | | tango wrote: | | Yep I got man flu .......... nearly one box of tissues used already its snot funny |
....did no one tell you - w*anking does not cure man flu, so put the tissues down |
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He's probably getting confused with bird glue in mean flu.... |
bastids .....  
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Mrs Moos
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| Tusky wrote: | | wivvy's dad wrote: | | Mrs Moos wrote: | | whats ticked me off is some scroat of a neighbour hiss and smacked my cat earlier all my cat was doing was sitting on grass verge out of the front. My 8 yr old daughter witnessed this and was in tears pixel was in her arms unlike pixel as she hates being opicked up. I had to pick savannah up from school earlier so I confronted this scroat bag she was sh1tting herself denying it was told she hates cats, so i went mental at her. I have reported her t rspca would of loved to of smacked her one but knowing my luck I would be arrested grrrrr |
....good luck with that..... |
Always a tricky one, I love cats but I have also chased the little buggers and wanted to kill them especially when they raid the bird nests in the garden, it's in their nature. However if the neighbour did that to our dog I would throttle the bitch..... |
I may understood if she was shooing Pixel away from her but to be so malicious to my poor little girl had my blood boiling
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Roughie
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Tinks
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Tell more??
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Chuffster
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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Windy spoiling my fun in the supermarket 
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biggus
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| Chuffster wrote: | | Windy spoiling my fun in the supermarket |
Ahhh the old "Industrial size tube of pile cream in some unsuspecting shoppers basket" routine?
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Tusky
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| biggus wrote: | | Chuffster wrote: | | Windy spoiling my fun in the supermarket |
Ahhh the old "Industrial size tube of pile cream in some unsuspecting shoppers basket" routine? |
Or was it the farting and clearing the aisle routine ?
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Tango
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Got some fekin piece of mallware on my PC, now got to lug it to a shop to get it removed.
The bastids who send this stuff out need a good kicking.......
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Tusky
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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| tango wrote: | Got some fekin piece of mallware on my PC, now got to lug it to a shop to get it removed.
The bastids who send this stuff out need a good kicking....... |
That will be 'You Porn' you dummy
Get a Mac
Seems appropriate  
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Incubus
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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rained so hard earlier that the conservatory sprung a leak!
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Roughie
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| Incubus wrote: | | rained so hard earlier that the conservatory sprung a leak! |
that rain has just arived here along with Thunder and lightening
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Tinks
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| Roughie wrote: | | Incubus wrote: | | rained so hard earlier that the conservatory sprung a leak! |
that rain has just arived here along with Thunder and lightening |
You keep it then!
Bloody rain close Chelsea's school today, well that and lack of lead on the school roof!
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AJ
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Ah - Barry H has beein in teh area then?
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Tango
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box of tissues number 3 nearly finished .... cue  comments
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Incubus
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| Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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| tango wrote: | | box of tissues number 3 nearly finished .... cue comments |
no point dude we allready knew you had a chronic masturbation problem!
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