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Roughie
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put the joint in bottom oven lit top oven 
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Wivvy
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| Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Roughie wrote: | | put the joint in bottom oven lit top oven |
why dont you just light your smoke with a lighter like most people? |
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biggus
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:56 am Post subject: |
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| Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | put the joint in bottom oven lit top oven |
why dont you just light your smoke with a lighter like most people? |
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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getting up an hour ago to get ready to leave for work NOW  |
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Biker-Spawn
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:42 am Post subject: |
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| SLAPPY© wrote: | | getting up an hour ago to get ready to leave for work NOW |
Now my 6:30am rise feels like a lie in...
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andi
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| Puncture in the near new rear. Had to be replaced |
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southernspeed
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Location: Froststead.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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| andi wrote: | | Puncture in the near new rear. Had to be replaced |
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southernspeed
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I'm beginning to think that commuting on a bright yellow bike with 2 headlamps on is a bad idea. Rather than helping it make people notice my presence, I think it helps them to use me as a target 
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crazy horse
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| Va Va Oops wrote: | | Suzuki are charging CH about £25 to wire his Brake Text unit in ...about half an hours labour. |
They fitted it fir FREE........... 
although they've failed to fit it properly twice so far, When I picked the bike up it was fitted but only the brake light bit was working then when I took it for the first service they said that there were no fitting instructions, but they were found on the internet within a few minites by googling the web address moulded into the base of the unit.
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The Mouse
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H & R Insurance.
I've been with them for a few years now, always been competitive and have been happy with them.
This years renewal comes through and noticed the excess on the baby bandit at £500
Phoned them to ask why the excess has shot up to £500 and they said it is now policy that all 2nd bikes on a policy will have £500 excess, the underwriters are insisting on it and there is nothing they can do to reduce it. They knocked 20 quid off my premium to try to keep me sweet.
I am no longer insured with H & R |
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doh1990
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i need new front disks on my bike. My wallet is going to be emptyer than I thaught.
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Suzibabe
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Just been into the ladies loos at work and someone's left a huge turd in there. 
Gross although a bit funny.
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PJ_DJ
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Suzibabe wrote: | Just been into the ladies loos at work and someone's left a huge turd in there.
Gross although a bit funny. |
Well at least they hadn't left it in the kitchen or the middle of the office
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The Mouse
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | | Suzibabe wrote: | Just been into the ladies loos at work and someone's left a huge turd in there.
Gross although a bit funny. |
Well at least they hadn't left it in the kitchen or the middle of the office |
Back in the navy days I remember a fella who had had a row with his boss. Anyway, he went out and got pissed that night, came back onboard and shat all over his bosses desk. Not content with that, he then smeared some of it all the wall.
He got 28 days 'over the wall' |
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Incubus
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| The Mouse wrote: | | PJ_DJ wrote: | | Suzibabe wrote: | Just been into the ladies loos at work and someone's left a huge turd in there.
Gross although a bit funny. |
Well at least they hadn't left it in the kitchen or the middle of the office |
Back in the navy days I remember a fella who had had a row with his boss. Anyway, he went out and got pissed that night, came back onboard and shat all over his bosses desk. Not content with that, he then smeared some of it all the wall.
story reminds me of one of the mechanics I worked with when I worked for the Nemesis Kawasaki BSB team
our two riders were Steve Hislop & Matt Llewellyn, everyone loved steve but thought Matt was a jumped up little twat who thought he was god almighty!
anyway Shark gave Matt his own helmet with a welsh dragon design on it, he was so full of himself pissing everybody off that during the night, one of the technicians called Mick sneaked into the office and shit in the afore mentioned new crash helmet
gross but funny as f*ck for us lot 
He got 28 days 'over the wall' |
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Cursed
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Suzibabe
Vin Diesel
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Location: Wokingham
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | | Suzibabe wrote: | Just been into the ladies loos at work and someone's left a huge turd in there.
Gross although a bit funny. |
Well at least they hadn't left it in the kitchen or the middle of the office |
We have customers that use our sites and they sometimes leave a tidy pile on the floor
Apparently it's to do with religion.
Think they should clean it up themselves and not expect our staff/cleaners to do it
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PJ_DJ
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Suzibabe wrote: | | PJ_DJ wrote: | | Suzibabe wrote: | Just been into the ladies loos at work and someone's left a huge turd in there.
Gross although a bit funny. |
Well at least they hadn't left it in the kitchen or the middle of the office |
We have customers that use our sites and they sometimes leave a tidy pile on the floor
Apparently it's to do with religion.
Think they should clean it up themselves and not expect our staff/cleaners to do it |
Religion!!! thats a new one by me, what are they 'Shite muslims'
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Suzibabe
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | | Religion!!! thats a new one by me, what are they 'Shite muslims' |
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AJ
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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WHo's going to pull this, then
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Suzibabe
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| AJ wrote: | | WHo's going to pull this, then |
What's wrong now? I'm not racist in any way but crapping on someone's floor and expecting someone else to clear it up is just wrong.
As to PJ-DJ's comment, it's just a play on words and therefore I found it amusing.
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PJ_DJ
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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| AJ wrote: | | WHo's going to pull this, then |
You are kidding right!! what you worried someones gonna put a fatwa on the messgae board or something Thats the trouble with this country everyones lost their sense of humour cause their scarred of upsetting someone.
Have you read this post http://www.boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=18918
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AJ
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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I was being sarcastic... but never mind
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PJ_DJ
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| AJ wrote: | | I was being sarcastic... but never mind |
Fair do's, although sarcasm is a very difficult emotion to put across on a message board 
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Suzibabe
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| AJ wrote: | | I was being sarcastic... but never mind |
Ooops, sorry. Difficult to tell as PJ says. 
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