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darkdreamsgal
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I am fecking cold and unwashed. Anyone fancy a shag? |
Will it give me the day off? 
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Baloo
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| Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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| darkdreamsgal wrote: | | Baloo wrote: |
I am fecking cold and unwashed. Anyone fancy a shag? |
Will it give me the day off?
WPMOT - Work Yes, yes, I know - "Already?!" |
Hmm, perhaps a new line of business for me:
Daytime gigolo; helping all those poor and distressed people at work find a reason for a day off. I may just need a second form of income to live off though! |
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Bacon
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It's already bloody december and I aint got a job! 
making it hard to concentrate on revising. 
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darkdreamsgal
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| Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | | darkdreamsgal wrote: | | Baloo wrote: |
I am fecking cold and unwashed. Anyone fancy a shag? |
Will it give me the day off?
WPMOT - Work Yes, yes, I know - "Already?!" |
Hmm, perhaps a new line of business for me:
Daytime gigolo; helping all those poor and distressed people at work find a reason for a day off. I may just need a second form of income to live off though! |
I say naaaaaaaaa-teeeeeeeeng 
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Mr Sammy
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| Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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people who have expectations but dont communicate them until its too late
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Biker-Spawn
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Mounds of paperwork...  
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Lil Mush
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| hecalledmesteve wrote: | | biggus wrote: | WPMOT... Lil Mush going back to France wasn't just a bad dream  |
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Still here really! 
Bloody AZERTY keyboard doing my head in! (ie where it says: QUERTY on yours, I think, mine says AZERTY...)
My 70wpm is now 30wpm... 
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biggus
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| Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Lil Mush wrote: | | My 70wpm is now 30wpm... |
On the plus side we might be able to understand you now  
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Tinks
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| Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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Today! Cold, frosty,crap!
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biggus
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| Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Tinks wrote: | | Today! Cold, frosty,crap! |
sounds painful 
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Tinks
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| Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | Tinks wrote: | | Today! Cold, frosty,crap! |
sounds painful |
Now that made me laugh!
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Lil Mush wrote: | | hecalledmesteve wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | WPMOT... Lil Mush going back to France wasn't just a bad dream |
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Still here really!
Bloody AZERTY keyboard doing my head in! (ie where it says: QUERTY on yours, I think, mine says AZERTY...)
My 70wpm is now 30wpm... |
could be worse it could be in french |
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wivvy's dad
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| Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:23 am Post subject: |
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| Tinks wrote: | | Today! Cold, frosty,crap! |
Put a heater in the outhouse....................! |
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Suzibabe
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| Med report from my solicitor says my back's not going to get better. |
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southernspeed
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| Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Suzibabe wrote: | | Med report from my solicitor says my back's not going to get better. |
Chin up. I was told nearly 30 years ago that if I injure my back again I'd be in a wheelchair for life. Since then I've raced enduros, weight trained, off roaded, bounced off of trees, rocks, cars and tarmac. I know I have no idea of your condition but there is an aweful lot you can do help yourself. Strengthening the supporting muscles was my key to still be able to annoy the world
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wivvy's dad
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| Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Suzibabe wrote: | | Med report from my solicitor says my back's not going to get better. |
And presumably your doctor's report says the mortgage cannot go ahead as planned.......................  |
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nosnowking
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I may have put the winter lining in the jacket a little too early...I'm melting!
Oh, and the stupid chav tw4t who stepped out into the road 2 feet in front of me...But on the positive side, at least now i know the head bearings need adjusting (comes to a juddering halt) |
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Rook
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the black cloud loitering over my office, just waiting for me to step outside... 
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southernspeed
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An ok day suddenly turning to shit. Guess that's the way it goes sometimes eh.
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nosnowking
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The dog lost a biscuit under the washing machine this morning...10 hours later he is still lying in front of it, crying.
FFS dog, I am not moving the bloody washing machine for half a gravy bone, have another one! |
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firestorm
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| nosnowking wrote: | The dog lost a biscuit under the washing machine this morning...10 hours later he is still lying in front of it, crying.
FFS dog, I am not moving the bloody washing machine for half a gravy bone, have another one! |
No you'r just going to leave it there and let it rot and grow a fur coat..Nice. |
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nosnowking
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| firestorm wrote: | | nosnowking wrote: | The dog lost a biscuit under the washing machine this morning...10 hours later he is still lying in front of it, crying.
FFS dog, I am not moving the bloody washing machine for half a gravy bone, have another one! |
No you'r just going to leave it there and let it rot and grow a fur coat..Nice. |
Who told you about my cleaning schedule? |
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Suzibabe
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Location: Wokingham
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| Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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| southernspeed wrote: | | Suzibabe wrote: | | Med report from my solicitor says my back's not going to get better. |
Chin up. I was told nearly 30 years ago that if I injure my back again I'd be in a wheelchair for life. Since then I've raced enduros, weight trained, off roaded, bounced off of trees, rocks, cars and tarmac. I know I have no idea of your condition but there is an aweful lot you can do help yourself. Strengthening the supporting muscles was my key to still be able to annoy the world |
 Having physio and doing pilates, which will help. Determined to be fit enough to do the France trip next year. |
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Suzibabe
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| Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | | Suzibabe wrote: | | Med report from my solicitor says my back's not going to get better. |
And presumably your doctor's report says the mortgage cannot go ahead as planned....................... |
Doctor's med report sent to my solicitor sent to me. |
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HCMS
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| nosnowking wrote: | The dog lost a biscuit under the washing machine this morning...10 hours later he is still lying in front of it, crying.
FFS dog, I am not moving the bloody washing machine for half a gravy bone, have another one! |
We were round at KIS's Grandmas house a while ago, Tika wouldn't leave the bottom of the fridge alone, diging, barking and trying to get under it, we eventually gave in and moved the fridge... The result: A furry meatball... Didn't have the heart to throw it away... Tika enjoyed it!!
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