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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dinner with a great mate tonight and where I sort of cooked for the first time in 18yrs. No food poisoning yet!


Usually takes between 6-48 hours for the symptoms to start, give it time Laughing


Oh you optimist you! Very Happy
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Sad, but...before I posted this, posts in General Off Topic: 77777 Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On the train this morning I spotted what I thought was an extremely tall lady……….with very large feet. It was a transvestite! Shocked I know I shouldn’t laugh but it was quite comical looking at this poor bloke who was so desperately trying to resemble a woman Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Windy Z750 wrote:
On the train this morning I spotted what I thought was an extremely tall lady……….with very large feet. It was a transvestite! Shocked I know I shouldn’t laugh but it was quite comical looking at this poor bloke who was so desperately trying to resemble a woman Laughing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixqbc7X2NQY
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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wmmst got home to find a birthday present from phoenix. Absolute legend. What a cool present - a centre feed blue roll holder and 6 blue rolls for my garage Cool superb thanks matey. Means I won't get A kick in the nuts for nicking kitchen roll again Smile


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice one 2 Thumbs up


Hey Dave.... it's my birthday soon Butt kisser Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I use those blue rolls for my kitchen roll too..they last loads longer then the small white rolls! lol
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting a very nice insurance quote for my bike insurance, i knew there has to be some advantages to getting old Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Windy Z750 wrote:
On the train this morning I spotted what I thought was an extremely tall lady……….with very large feet. It was a transvestite! Shocked I know I shouldn’t laugh but it was quite comical looking at this poor bloke who was so desperately trying to resemble a woman Laughing


Had one of them at a track day a few years back, scary women!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just realised I have to take all of next week off work otherwise I lose the holiday. Plan to take a trip to londinium on monday to go around the Imperial War Museum and the British Army Museum (going on my own as I'm the only one interested in this in my house). I may even get to clean my bikes, in between odd jobs the rest of the week ! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not sure if it should be in here or WPMOT but I'm going to be positive:

Paid for my new-to-me car today and will have it delivered tomorrow.

So, no more Scooby Big Cry but a sensible car which won't b*gger up my back and will save me money and the dog can go in. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not sure if it should be in here or WPMOT but I'm going to be positive:

Paid for my new-to-me car today and will have it delivered tomorrow.

So, no more Scooby Big Cry but a sensible car which won't b*gger up my back and will save me money and the dog can go in. Smile


That Scooby certainly shifted.... Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New scorpion lid arriving, very quiet. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not sure if it should be in here or WPMOT but I'm going to be positive:

Paid for my new-to-me car today and will have it delivered tomorrow.

So, no more Scooby Big Cry but a sensible car which won't b*gger up my back and will save me money and the dog can go in. Smile


What you gone for??
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Had one of them at a track day a few years back, scary women!

True, all women are scary, but I don't think it applies to him? Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frankfurt Airport used to have a transvetite security guard. It / She / He used to do the swabing of computers to check for explosives. Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MM coming home with a lil pressie for me...



The ratchet NOT the spoon or pound coin before someone says it Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinks wrote:
Windy Z750 wrote:
On the train this morning I spotted what I thought was an extremely tall lady……….with very large feet. It was a transvestite! Shocked I know I shouldn’t laugh but it was quite comical looking at this poor bloke who was so desperately trying to resemble a woman Laughing


Had one of them at a track day a few years back, scary women!


That would be David..... the Lady Traffic Cop on the GS at Rockingham then.... Laughing

Didn't know that you have had her though ??? Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:
Tinks wrote:
Windy Z750 wrote:
On the train this morning I spotted what I thought was an extremely tall lady……….with very large feet. It was a transvestite! Shocked I know I shouldn’t laugh but it was quite comical looking at this poor bloke who was so desperately trying to resemble a woman Laughing


Had one of them at a track day a few years back, scary women!


That would be David..... the Lady Traffic Cop on the GS at Rockingham then.... Laughing

Didn't know that you have had her though ??? Shocked


She has had them all Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Tusky wrote:
Tinks wrote:
Windy Z750 wrote:
On the train this morning I spotted what I thought was an extremely tall lady……….with very large feet. It was a transvestite! Shocked I know I shouldn’t laugh but it was quite comical looking at this poor bloke who was so desperately trying to resemble a woman Laughing


Had one of them at a track day a few years back, scary women!


That would be David..... the Lady Traffic Cop on the GS at Rockingham then.... Laughing

Didn't know that you have had her though ??? Shocked


She has had them all Wink


Embarrassed Razz Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss V wrote:
MM coming home with a lil pressie for me...



The ratchet NOT the spoon or pound coin before someone says it Rolling Eyes


No flowers then For you Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madam Busty wrote:
Miss V wrote:
MM coming home with a lil pressie for me...



The ratchet NOT the spoon or pound coin before someone says it Rolling Eyes


No flowers then For you Wink


rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss V wrote:
MM coming home with a lil pressie for me...



The ratchet NOT the spoon or pound coin before someone says it Rolling Eyes


Has he changed the "ON" and "OFF" to Righty-Tighty and Lefty-Loosey? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got the hoses I am replacing on the pan, so barring repairing the knackered thread in the engine mounting (yes Miss V I removed my rusty bolt with the help of a bowl of All Bran Shocked Laughing ) and of course repairs to the exhaust collector it's going back together... slowly Laughing

Won't be using it at easter as I want to make sure it's had a proper shake down before then... plus the feckin fuse holder cracked and a new-un isn't available unitl May Rolling Eyes will trawl Ebay in a whilw for one... failing that some cable ties and insulation tape will have to do Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Been on the blower to...

Dobles
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Hartgate
John Harris
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David Silver spares
Fowlers
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Chiswick

And no bugger has got the fuse block I need for the pan in stock. bastid... and it's on a long lead from Honda Europe. Against a brick wall


Well big up David Silver Spares, they just emailed me and have located the part I need, now this is only a £15 quid or so bit, so We're not worthy for taking the trouble to follow it up and contact me back on that Cool
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