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Blonde Banana
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
A day out on the bike, a cream tea & playing Pooh sticks Laughing


We don't believe you:

Need Pics! PROOF


I have a witness! Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blonde Banana wrote:
Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
A day out on the bike, a cream tea & playing Pooh sticks Laughing


We don't believe you:

Need Pics! PROOF


I have a witness! Razz


How much did they cost?!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
A day out on the bike, a cream tea & playing Pooh sticks Laughing


We don't believe you:

Need Pics! PROOF


I have a witness! Razz


How much did they cost?!


We have indeed struck a deal, but my lips are sealed Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blonde Banana wrote:
Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
A day out on the bike, a cream tea & playing Pooh sticks Laughing


We don't believe you:

Need Pics! PROOF


I have a witness! Razz


How much did they cost?!


We have indeed struck a deal, but my lips are sealed Laughing


Which ones?..... Get your coat!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"We have indeed struck a deal, but my lips are sealed"

.....bloody hell thats a first. A woman with her mouth shut! Nah, it'll never happen......
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

backonabike wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
A day out on the bike, a cream tea & playing Pooh sticks Laughing


We don't believe you:

Need Pics! PROOF


I have a witness! Razz


How much did they cost?!


We have indeed struck a deal, but my lips are sealed Laughing


Which ones?..... Get your coat!


rolling on the floor laughing

Bacon A kick in the nuts
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blonde Banana wrote:
backonabike wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
A day out on the bike, a cream tea & playing Pooh sticks Laughing


We don't believe you:

Need Pics! PROOF


I have a witness! Razz


How much did they cost?!


We have indeed struck a deal, but my lips are sealed Laughing


Which ones?..... Get your coat!


rolling on the floor laughing

Bacon A kick in the nuts


Sorry BBC, I couldn't resist Laughing
So where's the evidence of the bike getting used then...I think we need to question the witness Idea Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

backonabike wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
backonabike wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
Taz wrote:
Blonde Banana wrote:
A day out on the bike, a cream tea & playing Pooh sticks Laughing


We don't believe you:

Need Pics! PROOF


I have a witness! Razz


How much did they cost?!


We have indeed struck a deal, but my lips are sealed Laughing


Which ones?..... Get your coat!


rolling on the floor laughing

Bacon A kick in the nuts


Sorry BBC, I couldn't resist Laughing
So where's the evidence of the bike getting used then...I think we need to question the witness Idea Very Happy


And another A kick in the nuts for calling me BBC Laughing

As for the witness Arrrghh! CUSE!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have Purr-chased a new horn


Stebel Nautilis Smile

Thx to WD fro the reccomendation
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT wrote:
come on then Marc explain!


Not sure I can on open forum. Perhaps when we next meet. Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST ....
.... coming home to find the front wall 'shrunk' and repaired, the drain pipes back on the back of the house, the pointing done and knowing tomorrow i will have proper drainage for the garage and next week the new doors hung and a cupboard built....not living in such a shithole Very Happy

I just need to rob a bank now Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cpt.Slow wrote:
WMMST ....
.... coming home to find the front wall 'shrunk' and repaired, the drain pipes back on the back of the house, the pointing done and knowing tomorrow i will have proper drainage for the garage and next week the new doors hung and a cupboard built....not living in such a shithole Very Happy

I just need to rob a bank now Laughing


awesome Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cpt.Slow wrote:
WMMST ....
.... coming home to find the front wall 'shrunk' and repaired, the drain pipes back on the back of the house, the pointing done and knowing tomorrow i will have proper drainage for the garage and next week the new doors hung and a cupboard built....not living in such a shithole Very Happy

I just need to rob a bank now Laughing


Need a hand with the bank job captain, Iv'e got a balaclava Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got loads of work done today, and night off work so chance to grab a hot choc at Rykas Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

backonabike wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
WMMST ....
.... coming home to find the front wall 'shrunk' and repaired, the drain pipes back on the back of the house, the pointing done and knowing tomorrow i will have proper drainage for the garage and next week the new doors hung and a cupboard built....not living in such a shithole Very Happy

I just need to rob a bank now Laughing


Need a bank with the hand job captain, I've got a balaclava Cool


So not Jewish then? Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
backonabike wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
WMMST ....
.... coming home to find the front wall 'shrunk' and repaired, the drain pipes back on the back of the house, the pointing done and knowing tomorrow i will have proper drainage for the garage and next week the new doors hung and a cupboard built....not living in such a shithole Very Happy

I just need to rob a bank now Laughing


Need a bank with the hand job captain, I've got a balaclava Cool


So not Jewish then? Smile


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Not that balaclava Exclamation Don't think that would help in a bank job...maybe hand?
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

backonabike wrote:
Baloo wrote:
backonabike wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
WMMST ....
.... coming home to find the front wall 'shrunk' and repaired, the drain pipes back on the back of the house, the pointing done and knowing tomorrow i will have proper drainage for the garage and next week the new doors hung and a cupboard built....not living in such a shithole Very Happy

I just need to rob a bank now Laughing


Need a bank with the hand job captain, I've got a balaclava Cool


So not Jewish then? Smile


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Not that balaclava Exclamation Don't think that would help in a bank job...maybe hand?


You did not read my amendment!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

boudicas wrote:
Have Purr-chased a new horn


Stebel Nautilis Smile

Thx to WD fro the reccomendation


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
backonabike wrote:
Baloo wrote:
backonabike wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
WMMST ....
.... coming home to find the front wall 'shrunk' and repaired, the drain pipes back on the back of the house, the pointing done and knowing tomorrow i will have proper drainage for the garage and next week the new doors hung and a cupboard built....not living in such a shithole Very Happy

I just need to rob a bank now Laughing


Need a bank with the hand job captain, I've got a balaclava Cool


So not Jewish then? Smile


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Not that balaclava Exclamation Don't think that would help in a bank job...maybe hand?


You did not read my amendment!


Bollix, just read it now....so knew that when I wrote it it would be amended Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cpt.Slow wrote:
WMMST ....
.... coming home to find the front wall 'shrunk' and repaired, the drain pipes back on the back of the house, the pointing done and knowing tomorrow i will have proper drainage for the garage and next week the new doors hung and a cupboard built....not living in such a shithole Very Happy

I just need to rob a bank now Laughing
Woot! Hug
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST: the kindness of strangers....and forum members.

Cheers Del.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting excited! Disco dancing
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a lay in ......first time on a week day without working nights for ....... Shocked years
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Sun's out and I'm knocking off an hour early. Marvellous Cool
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Receiving a US Stockbroker statement and discovering a very meaningful amount of stock I had no idea I owned! Very Happy That will help my charity pot in June.

..and going out on the bike to the coast in a couple of hours time!
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