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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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GT wrote:
Yeah fffs due to this bollox they have to account for every activation nowadays, so when on calls you will now see the old bill slowing down for the cameras or even stopping or more paperwork, it's possible to set off 5/6 or many more on a far away call, sometimes to find they are dealing with something you would never wish to see and you expect them to remember when, where and why, get a feckin life, you deserve the police service it's becoming!


That would be all the regulations the Labour party have brought in over the last 13 years I assume?


I've only been on here for less than an hour this week and your political ramblings are already sending me to Off to sleep


Sweet, peace and quiet for the rest of us

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taz wrote:
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Taz wrote:
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Yeah fffs due to this bollox they have to account for every activation nowadays, so when on calls you will now see the old bill slowing down for the cameras or even stopping or more paperwork, it's possible to set off 5/6 or many more on a far away call, sometimes to find they are dealing with something you would never wish to see and you expect them to remember when, where and why, get a feckin life, you deserve the police service it's becoming!


That would be all the regulations the Labour party have brought in over the last 13 years I assume?


Nope twats with attitudes like yours and even bigger twats for listening instead of telling it how it should be!


As per se a previous quote of yours "you enforce the laws laid down by parliament" make your mind up.....


The police have an exemption from speed when the vehicle is being used for a police purpose, so what is your point!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT wrote:
Taz wrote:
GT wrote:
Taz wrote:
GT wrote:
Yeah fffs due to this bollox they have to account for every activation nowadays, so when on calls you will now see the old bill slowing down for the cameras or even stopping or more paperwork, it's possible to set off 5/6 or many more on a far away call, sometimes to find they are dealing with something you would never wish to see and you expect them to remember when, where and why, get a feckin life, you deserve the police service it's becoming!


That would be all the regulations the Labour party have brought in over the last 13 years I assume?


Nope twats with attitudes like yours and even bigger twats for listening instead of telling it how it should be!


As per se a previous quote of yours "you enforce the laws laid down by parliament" make your mind up.....


The police have an exemption from speed when the vehicle is being used for a police purpose, so what is your point!


Your griping about da form filling in then quote exemptions, what's yours!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST: Home time YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taz wrote:
GT wrote:
Taz wrote:
GT wrote:
Taz wrote:
GT wrote:
Yeah fffs due to this bollox they have to account for every activation nowadays, so when on calls you will now see the old bill slowing down for the cameras or even stopping or more paperwork, it's possible to set off 5/6 or many more on a far away call, sometimes to find they are dealing with something you would never wish to see and you expect them to remember when, where and why, get a feckin life, you deserve the police service it's becoming!


That would be all the regulations the Labour party have brought in over the last 13 years I assume?


Nope twats with attitudes like yours and even bigger twats for listening instead of telling it how it should be!


As per se a previous quote of yours "you enforce the laws laid down by parliament" make your mind up.....


The police have an exemption from speed when the vehicle is being used for a police purpose, so what is your point!


Your griping about da form filling in then quote exemptions, what's yours!


:sigh: bath time
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

IAM Examination booked for next Saturday, apparently I will be the first one to have an "Eco riding" part of the exam, whatever that is.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reply to my ad on Gumtree...Laughing

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Hello Seller,
i saw your advertisement about the (Scooter) which you post for sell.and to know if it's still available for sales let me to know the last price. I will be looking forward to hearing from you.
Many thanks and God bless
Best Regard,
Mr.Joseph


The last price will be £1,250,000, to be paid by bank transfer in Nigerian Chiclets.(or whatever the fcuk currency you people use)
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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Reply to my ad on Gumtree...Laughing

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Hello Seller,
i saw your advertisement about the (Scooter) which you post for sell.and to know if it's still available for sales let me to know the last price. I will be looking forward to hearing from you.
Many thanks and God bless
Best Regard,
Mr.Joseph


The last price will be £1,250,000, to be paid by bank transfer in Nigerian Chiclets.(or whatever the fcuk currency you people use)


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Gumtree is great for those scammers. I had loads when trying to sell stuff, not sure I can post my response to one of them though. Didn't hear back from him though..guess he got the message.
Half the time they don't even know what the item is! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Reply to my ad on Gumtree...Laughing

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Hello Seller,
i saw your advertisement about the (Scooter) which you post for sell.and to know if it's still available for sales let me to know the last price. I will be looking forward to hearing from you.
Many thanks and God bless
Best Regard,
Mr.Joseph


The last price will be £1,250,000, to be paid by bank transfer in Nigerian Chiclets.(or whatever the fcuk currency you people use)


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Gumtree is great for those scammers. I had loads when trying to sell stuff, not sure I can post my response to one of them though. Didn't hear back from him though..guess he got the message.
Half the time they don't even know what the item is! Laughing


They knew in NSKs case though Laughing

NSK, did you get my text last night? If you did, sorry, I'm a cnut. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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NSK, did you get my text last night?


Yes.

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Yes.

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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barryh turning up randomly last night with genius timing - just as i was about to hoist my lathe up (about 450kg!) to swap it onto a newly made by me pallet as the one it was delivered on broke. It's now rock solid on my heavy duty pallet... Just awaiting the arrival of a new contactor and it's done Smile . Cheers for the help Barry, was much happier doing it with someone else on hand ready to dial 999 Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No probs at all chap. The chance of getting crushed or a hernia was a lot more appealing than dealing with 40 kids bouncing off the walls on a sugar high.....
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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST....?


Seeing two good chums (they do know who they are), and between us possibly coming up with a cracking business idea.................... 2 Thumbs up
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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WMMST....?


Seeing two good chums (they do know who they are), and between us possibly coming up with a cracking business idea.................... 2 Thumbs up


Yawn, it means nothing if you don't share who and what!
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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Seeing two good chums (they do know who they are), and between us possibly coming up with a cracking business idea.................... 2 Thumbs up




I don't know why you are keeping it secret, I think what you, Wivvy and Loco are planning is a great idea
















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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just caught up on my emails ! rolling on the floor laughing Haggis !
An invitation ! Wink
M&P have Z6's on offer, so ordered a new rear ! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

last nights adam ant gig, brilliant Smile
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PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Seeing two good chums (they do know who they are), and between us possibly coming up with a cracking business idea.................... 2 Thumbs up
I don't know why you are keeping it secret, I think what you, Wivvy and Loco are planning is a great idea






As our local wool shop has just closed down, we saw a gap in the market.....




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Went to see him & his band in brighton 1981.
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was his first proper gig in 15 years last night at scala, he's still got it, i haven't seen him live since the early 80's either
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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

14 hours on the nectar, 4 hours sleep, Tony's Ace of a daughter cooking brekkie, seeing Alice with green gills, copius amounts of coffee and feeling remarkably ok Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of those moments. Riding with the IAM , marked a corner then set off as normal. No headlights appeared in my mirrors as normal so slowed and then stopped. Nothing. So do I turn round or chase the leader? Caught the leader and he had missed calls on his mobile. There had been an accident. When we get to the scene, there is a bike still upright embedded in the hedgerow Shocked . Too much throttle and had spun up the rear then gone sideways. Rider was unscathed as was the bike. One lucky lady.
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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2010 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
One of those moments. Riding with the IAM , marked a corner then set off as normal. No headlights appeared in my mirrors as normal so slowed and then stopped. Nothing. So do I turn round or chase the leader? Caught the leader and he had missed calls on his mobile. There had been an accident. When we get to the scene, there is a bike still upright embedded in the hedgerow Shocked . Too much throttle and had spun up the rear then gone sideways. Rider was unscathed as was the bike. One lucky lady.


Lucky escape by the sound of it Cool
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