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andjel TT Racer
Joined: 05 Apr 2009 Posts: 1070 Location: On my way
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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Firecracker wrote: | The Mouse wrote: | wivvy's dad wrote: | biggus wrote: | biggus wrote: | WPMOT... the phone call I just had to say one of my longest mates has just at the age of 35 had some sort of stroke last night and today has been declared brain dead and awaiting the decision of his wife to turn the machine off Andy when you finally go. Save me a cold stella for when I see you on the flip side. Carmel, be strong, my thoughts are with you xxx |
Thanks for all the messages, life support was removed in the early hours this morning mate . Thanks for the laughter, mischeif, drinking, holidays, camping trips, climbing, canoeing, hill walking, gigs, and just being a bloody good mate for the 25 years I knew you see you on the other side, get a fat one rolled, and crank up the Doors Roadhouse Blueslike the old days
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Feel for you Duncs, and your mates family. |
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Only just reading this via a proper 'tinternet connection ('berry browser is rubbish for rendering the BHF site)
Big virtual hug to you, hun. It's never nice losing someone you care for, and even less when it's so untimely and unexpected. |
Sorry to hear this Duncan Condolences to you and your friends family :rip: _________________ Seguy il tuo corso el lashi di lagente
'mothman' - half man, half moth
Success is the result of good judgement. Good judgement is the result of experience. Experience is often the result of bad judgement.
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Bacon bacon© Lil Mush
Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Posts: 1637 Location: "In a microclimate"
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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Everything! _________________ Comfortably Numb
WooHoo, feck you job centre...I'm offski?
"One man can't make a riot, a one man riot is a tantrum"!
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The Pink Lady Despatch Rider
Joined: 14 Jul 2009 Posts: 218 Location: Never quite sure!
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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Big hug for you Dunc
Awesome song - I love Blues!! _________________ Eccentrics are just normal people that haven't yet had their spirit broken by the rest of society!!!!!!!!!
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer
Joined: 23 Apr 2009 Posts: 1907
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:33 am Post subject: |
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I have a buyer for the VFR...
Oh, and people who sell bikes as VGC, but with a gnat's fart worth of MOT left... WTF? If the bike's in that good nick put a feckin' MOT on it...If not I'll assume it's a dog! Tw*ts! ( Present company excepted of course )
I have sold 5 bikes now and every one has had a full MOT. Maybe next time I won't bother. |
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biggus illitterātus
Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 10:55 am Post subject: |
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feckin merrycans putting a datasheet in a shipment saying that it contains lithium batteries, when it actually doesn't, therefore it's being held back from being shipped by air... cnuts. This is our business you are ruining you wnakers _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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Biker-Spawn "Magneto"
Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 2995
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:39 am Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | biggus wrote: | WPMOT... the phone call I just had to say one of my longest mates has just at the age of 35 had some sort of stroke last night and today has been declared brain dead and awaiting the decision of his wife to turn the machine off Andy when you finally go. Save me a cold stella for when I see you on the flip side. Carmel, be strong, my thoughts are with you xxx |
Thanks for all the messages, life support was removed in the early hours this morning mate . Thanks for the laughter, mischeif, drinking, holidays, camping trips, climbing, canoeing, hill walking, gigs, and just being a bloody good mate for the 25 years I knew you see you on the other side, get a fat one rolled, and crank up the Doors Roadhouse Blueslike the old days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwfmfMBLZiM |
Condolences to you and your friends loved ones. _________________ You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The objective is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords and gaffa tape, it's serious.
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Biker-Spawn "Magneto"
Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 2995
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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WPMOT: A fkn retard colleague who can't follow the simple instruction of "open the access database and check the customers shipping terms". _________________ You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The objective is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords and gaffa tape, it's serious. |
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pip Pip Pedrosa
Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 1637 Location: South of Heaven
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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Doing a Brands GP day to find out I can't ride a bike properly anymore. |
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3
Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 14655
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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pip wrote: | Doing a Brands GP day to find out I can't ride a bike properly anymore. |
So you're more Pip Mo-Pedrosa then
Mojo's are on special offer at Lidl next week
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pip Pip Pedrosa
Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 1637 Location: South of Heaven
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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My closest Lidl is Feltham. F*ck that. |
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Sharky TT Racer
Joined: 06 Dec 2009 Posts: 1163 Location: At bloody work probably!
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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wpmo ALL WEEK.
Fcuking training. Sat in a boardroom 9 hours a day with Pricks who can't do their jobs properly 'teaching' me how to do mine.
Now i HAVE done a train the trainer course, and i strongly doubt any of these cnuts ever has cause they have made their 'lessons' more boring than listening to you lot whine on about knitting needles. ( )
Management develpment program my arse. Waste of time course more like.
"That's the end of today's session - would anyone like to ask any questions...?"
"Yeah, do you have a couple off eggs i can suck on you pompus twat?"
_________________ Not man enough for an R1....... FZ1's are cooler anyway |
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Biker-Spawn "Magneto"
Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 2995
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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WPMOT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF2s2MHH0HE
Conservative volunteers posing as polling station staff to try and swing votes. Gives a good idea of what democracy means to the tories. This one is in West Surrey, but there've been reports of it happening all over. _________________ You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience. The objective is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords and gaffa tape, it's serious. |
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Flipper MotoGP Racer
Joined: 19 Jul 2005 Posts: 5419 Location: Desolation Boulevard
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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Biker-Spawn wrote: | WPMOT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF2s2MHH0HE
Conservative volunteers posing as polling station staff to try and swing votes. Gives a good idea of what democracy means to the tories. This one is in West Surrey, but there've been reports of it happening all over. |
how were they posing as staff? a lot of polling stations have members from the main parties sitting outside and ask to see your polling card, this is simply to keep a record of who has voted and is purely voluntary on your part as to whether you show them. It is illegal to canvass voters outside a polling station. _________________ If you judge people, you have no time to love them. |
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boudicas Kermit
Joined: 26 Jul 2008 Posts: 2987 Location: Bletchingley, Surrey
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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Flipper wrote: | Biker-Spawn wrote: | WPMOT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF2s2MHH0HE
Conservative volunteers posing as polling station staff to try and swing votes. Gives a good idea of what democracy means to the tories. This one is in West Surrey, but there've been reports of it happening all over. |
how were they posing as staff? a lot of polling stations have members from the main parties sitting outside and ask to see your polling card, this is simply to keep a record of who has voted and is purely voluntary on your part as to whether you show them. It is illegal to canvass voters outside a polling station. |
As Flipper says .... Thats not canvasing and is perfectly legal...
The parties use your poling card number to identify you as an active voter ... Nothing more. They will then use that data to cross reference where you live and will target your demographic group (age / salary etc) in your area specifically in the next election because they know you got off yer Bum and actually voted in the last election.
With up to 40% of the voting public not actually voting they have to be very careful what policies they promote, where they promote them, how they promote them and get the most effective result for every £ donated to them by the oil rich arabs and multimillionaires that don't actually live in the UK
FWIW - there were a couple of people at my polling station doing the same thing.
Also, when I left I was asked by another researcher (when I was over the minimum distance away from the polling station) how I voted. Again I didn't have to say who but thats how they get the Exit Polls they use to try estimate how the election is progressing for their party in any given constituency and to identify the need for an election day campaigning push in your area.
All perfectly legal.... All BLOODY BORING _________________ Opinions are like assholes...... Ahhh Fcuk it - YOUR WRONG !!!
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer
Joined: 23 Apr 2009 Posts: 1907
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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I went to vote today and there were women in the queue...Yes, that's right, women! What has this country come to?
Next we'll have queer marriage and equal rights for folk of colour. It's just not cricket ol' sport. |
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boudicas Kermit
Joined: 26 Jul 2008 Posts: 2987 Location: Bletchingley, Surrey
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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nosnowking wrote: | I went to vote today and there were women in the queue...Yes, that's right, women! What has this country come to?
Next we'll have queer marriage and equal rights for folk of colour. It's just not cricket ol' sport. |
_________________ Opinions are like assholes...... Ahhh Fcuk it - YOUR WRONG !!!
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biggus illitterātus
Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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nosnowking wrote: | I went to vote today and there were women in the queue...Yes, that's right, women! What has this country come to?
Next we'll have queer marriage and equal rights for folk of colour. It's just not cricket ol' sport. |
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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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Phoenix 'Phenis the tree hugger'
Joined: 02 Apr 2009 Posts: 2057 Location: op die doos
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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Biker-Spawn wrote: | WPMOT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF2s2MHH0HE
Conservative volunteers posing as polling station staff to try and swing votes. Gives a good idea of what democracy means to the tories. This one is in West Surrey, but there've been reports of it happening all over. |
the silly cow doing that at our polling station was Lib Dem !!!
I can't believe that even the yellow fence sitter party would be stupid enough to try for a seat in Sevenoaks ! _________________ [img]http://www.boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=9446[/img]
Semper in merda; sola altitudo variat
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer
Joined: 23 Apr 2009 Posts: 1907
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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The two by my station were wearing big blue rosettes and were sitting just outside the door...she tried to see my number and I refused, don't think she was very happy.
Fcuk 'em, my number and my vote is my own personal property, damned if I'll share it, even the slightest detail, with anyone. Not even MORI poll counters.
Go Monster Raving Loonies!!!!! |
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Phoenix 'Phenis the tree hugger'
Joined: 02 Apr 2009 Posts: 2057 Location: op die doos
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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they only see your registration card, they don't see your ballot paper.
(the ballot paper is the folded one that you put an X on and slip into a box, without people seeing, it is also notable for being the one without your name or address on it) if you then choose to write "I voted MRLP" on the one with your name and address, that's your lookout.
Personally, I wasn't ashamed of the party I voted for, so wouldn't have minded telling anyone that had asked, but no one, not even the indecision party bint outside the door seemed interested in WHO I voted, just in the fact that i HAD voted ! _________________ [img]http://www.boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=9446[/img]
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Phoenix 'Phenis the tree hugger'
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer
Joined: 23 Apr 2009 Posts: 1907
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, thank you Phoenix for that clarification
No, my point is that they sit there like some official warden of the polling station, when all that they do is worse than market research phone calls. I won't share my decision (obviously) , but I also won't share my demographic.
If they want to know their area and how they vote, get a job in the area and represent the people...oh, I forget, we silently let that be outlawed under the name of the "expenses scandal" !!!
Anyway
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biggus illitterātus
Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 11:38 am Post subject: |
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The beer in my fridge is "Cobra Zero"... Now, domestic staff, there's a reason it was on special on "Tesco.com" the clue should've been in the word "zero" ffs. Can't get the staff _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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biggus illitterātus
Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 11:43 am Post subject: |
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Of greater pissedoffness is the fact that my Boiler was "fixed" yesterday, yet it's broken again, same fault. Pisses me off as I could fix it, but it's apparently/allegedly illegal for me to do so because I'm just a fuckwit, not a gas safe registered fuckwit like the hamfisted nobjockey who "fixed" it yesterday.
British Gas -->> http://www.thereifixedit.com/ _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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darkdreamsgal MotoGP Racer
Joined: 14 Aug 2009 Posts: 2074 Location: Wimbledon
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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Biggus - by "domestic staff" I'm assuming you're referring to Melz?! You're a braver man than I give you credit for! _________________ Baby Biker Babe!
"You must be a lawyer"
"What makes you say that?"
"You've got that sharp, useless look about you"
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