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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Discovering my"bargain" helmet really was not the best price I could have achieved by a long margin.

Also discovering that some parts were missing from the box too.

Should have gone to Helmet City. Laughing behind hand


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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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rolling on the floor laughing Closer to the truth than I want to admit!


You look nothing like a duck...... you might walk like one but you deffo don't look like one No no no

I recognise the red blindfold though Laughing


Laughing Read your response and thought, "WTF?!!" Had to go back & look at the pic as I hadn't twigged the duck in my first cursory glance.

As for the blindfold, I bet you were wondering where the one in your barn had gotten to... Embarrassed Laughing


lol: SMIDSY if I ever heard of one Laughing

As for the blindfold..... whilst I initially blamed DDG I then checked the barn's inventory and it clearly said that Firecracker had borrowed the RED blindfold and not returned it S & M
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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:
Firecracker wrote:
Tusky wrote:
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rolling on the floor laughing Closer to the truth than I want to admit!


You look nothing like a duck...... you might walk like one but you deffo don't look like one No no no

I recognise the red blindfold though Laughing


Laughing Read your response and thought, "WTF?!!" Had to go back & look at the pic as I hadn't twigged the duck in my first cursory glance.

As for the blindfold, I bet you were wondering where the one in your barn had gotten to... Embarrassed Laughing


lol: SMIDSY if I ever heard of one Laughing

As for the blindfold..... whilst I initially blamed DDG I then checked the barn's inventory and it clearly said that Firecracker had borrowed the RED blindfold and not returned it S & M

Laughing What the hell?! How did I even come into it?

Besides, I borrowed the gimp mask not the blindfold Razz
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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

darkdreamsgal wrote:
Tusky wrote:
Firecracker wrote:
Tusky wrote:
Firecracker wrote:
rolling on the floor laughing Closer to the truth than I want to admit!


You look nothing like a duck...... you might walk like one but you deffo don't look like one No no no

I recognise the red blindfold though Laughing


Laughing Read your response and thought, "WTF?!!" Had to go back & look at the pic as I hadn't twigged the duck in my first cursory glance.

As for the blindfold, I bet you were wondering where the one in your barn had gotten to... Embarrassed Laughing


lol: SMIDSY if I ever heard of one Laughing

As for the blindfold..... whilst I initially blamed DDG I then checked the barn's inventory and it clearly said that Firecracker had borrowed the RED blindfold and not returned it S & M

Laughing What the hell?! How did I even come into it?

Besides, I borrowed the gimp mask not the blindfold Razz


Good girl 2 Thumbs up Rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
moriwaki wrote:
Baloo wrote:
Discovering my"bargain" helmet really was not the best price I could have achieved by a long margin.

Also discovering that some parts were missing from the box too.

Should have gone to Helmet City. Laughing behind hand


Bast'd! You and that Bacon fellow! Very Happy


Have it old bean!
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

People being so fcuking negative. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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People being so fcuking negative. Evil or Very Mad


NO IM NOT Laughing
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People being so fcuking negative. Evil or Very Mad


NO IM NOT Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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People being so fcuking negative. Evil or Very Mad

+1 The negativity in the office today is palpable and it's really fcuking me off... Last thing you need on a Monday when it's already the most difficult day to motivate yourself to get through the working week!
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reading the wrong column re torque value should have been 60nm not lb/ft bugger, new sprocket bolts for me! Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Reading the wrong column re torque value should have been 60nm not lb/ft bugger, new sprocket bolts for me! Embarrassed


rolling on the floor laughing you cock! You been taking lessons in Torque wrench use from Lil Mush and Scattymare? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
GT wrote:
Reading the wrong column re torque value should have been 60nm not lb/ft bugger, new sprocket bolts for me! Embarrassed


rolling on the floor laughing you cock! You been taking lessons in Torque wrench use from Lil Mush and Scattymare? Laughing


Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT wrote:
biggus wrote:
GT wrote:
Reading the wrong column re torque value should have been 60nm not lb/ft bugger, new sprocket bolts for me! Embarrassed


rolling on the floor laughing you cock! You been taking lessons in Torque wrench use from Lil Mush and Scattymare? Laughing


Laughing


What's a Torque Wrench? Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss G wrote:
GT wrote:
biggus wrote:
GT wrote:
Reading the wrong column re torque value should have been 60nm not lb/ft bugger, new sprocket bolts for me! Embarrassed


rolling on the floor laughing you cock! You been taking lessons in Torque wrench use from Lil Mush and Scattymare? Laughing


Laughing


What's a Torque Wrench? Embarrassed


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torque_wrench

Next time you're round I will bore you with my collection of Torque wrenches Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Miss G wrote:
GT wrote:
biggus wrote:
GT wrote:
Reading the wrong column re torque value should have been 60nm not lb/ft bugger, new sprocket bolts for me! Embarrassed


rolling on the floor laughing you cock! You been taking lessons in Torque wrench use from Lil Mush and Scattymare? Laughing


Laughing


What's a Torque Wrench? Embarrassed


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torque_wrench

Next time you're round I will bore you with my collection of Torque wrenches Razz Laughing


OOer i bet she likes a good boring Get your coat!
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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OOer i bet she likes a good boring Get your coat!



Smack ur arse
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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OOer i bet she likes a good boring Get your coat!


Took ya time mate Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chocolate bars getting smaller, 2 bites of a Snickers and it's gone, take them back to their normal size!
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chocolate bars getting smaller, 2 bites of a Snickers and it's gone, take them back to their normal size!


Blame the retarded tory cnuts who ass raped our manufacturing industry in the 80's and privatised anything that was not bolted down, then effectively gave the money raised back by subsidising the privatised industries. Arseholes. Up the revolution.
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooops forgot to add the following

Hide behind sofa
Fished in!
Wink
Eatin' popcorn
& Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Need another pond to fish, this ones content with Snickers, or rather not.
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taz wrote:
Need another pond to fish, this ones content with Snickers.


I bet it was feckin Maggie who changed their name from Marathon Laughing
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biggus wrote:
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Need another pond to fish, this ones content with Snickers.


I bet it was feckin Maggie who changed their name from Marathon Laughing


The good old days Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was just about to go out on the bike, got all the gear on tried to wheel it back of the drive only to find it rather heavy......fecking back tyre almost flat Evil or Very Mad . Arse.
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PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SCC in their wisdom spreading tar and chippings over the main drag into my road. Its a case of not repairing a shit road surface but covering it up. So now I've got a skidpan with pot holes in it. Should make things interesting. I wonder how many claims they'll get for damaged cars as now the potholes are hard to see. Before one had a fighting chance and could ride/drive around them......bunch of wankers!
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