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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Loosing the link to my new bathroom on here rolling on the floor laughing


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Loosing the link to my new bathroom on here rolling on the floor laughing


Don't worry - the Punjabi plumber will be back


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least i can shower outside courtesy of the weather Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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At least i can shower outside courtesy of the weather Very Happy


You?

Shower??



That's a first




















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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Teacher wrote:
At least i can shower outside courtesy of the weather Very Happy


You?

Shower??



That's a first




















Hide behind sofa


Its a tan i promise Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A tan plus various layers of poisonous shit from the work shop Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guy martain crashing out of today's TT, was in the lead as well. Long wait to hear if he was ok after yesterdays death in the same place.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poxy bloody tesco delivery van broke down and can't deliver my £200 worth of shopping this evening.

"And what am I supposed to feed the 50 people who are coming for lunch tomorrow?"

"we might be able to deliver it tomorrow - would between 4pm and 6 pm do?"

"which part of the word "LUNCH" didn't you understand???"

bunch of cunts. so I collected it. without bags, in the green crates, in my car....

so there are now 10 green tesco crates stacked up in my garden now. anyone moving???? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Poxy bloody tesco delivery van broke down and can't deliver my £200 worth of shopping this evening.

"And what am I supposed to feed the 50 people who are coming for lunch tomorrow?"

"we might be able to deliver it tomorrow - would between 4pm and 6 pm do?"

"which part of the word "LUNCH" didn't you understand???"

bunch of cunts. so I collected it. without bags, in the green crates, in my car....

so there are now 10 green tesco crates stacked up in my garden now. anyone moving???? Laughing


Keep some to one side for me. Thanks Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hastings Direct, bunch of cnuts. Charged me 25 quid to cancel a policy that hasn't even started yet. BUT they send paperwork and in that paper work it states "A full refund of premium will be issued where cover has not commenced"

..................tossers. They've lost my business when the bike policies come up for renewal............
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have solved one of the mysteries of the world...why some men are gay. It's because taking it up the shitter is still less of a pain in the arse than living with a woman. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I have solved one of the mysteries of the world...why some men are gay. It's because taking it up the shitter is still less of a pain in the arse than living with a woman. Evil or Very Mad



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bit worried about a friend - don't know what's up (none of my beeswax either) but Im feeling kinda useless
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some tit on a Ducati cutting a corner and coming right into my path.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Various things, they know what and who they are Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

after looking forward to this weekend for months its turned in to one from hell.saturday the gearbox on my 675 decided that 6th gear would be good to get stuck in.good job it was local like torquay Twisted Evil but thanks to the rac who did a excellent job in returning me and bike home Very Happy
and now the bit thougth not unexpected but hurts like hell my other half tracey moved out today Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lost again wrote:
after looking forward to this weekend for months its turned in to one from hell.saturday the gearbox on my 675 decided that 6th gear would be good to get stuck in.good job it was local like torquay Twisted Evil but thanks to the rac who did a excellent job in returning me and bike home Very Happy
and now the bit thougth not unexpected but hurts like hell my other half tracey moved out today Crying or Very sad
shit fella Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lost again wrote:
after looking forward to this weekend for months its turned in to one from hell.saturday the gearbox on my 675 decided that 6th gear would be good to get stuck in.good job it was local like torquay Twisted Evil but thanks to the rac who did a excellent job in returning me and bike home Very Happy
and now the bit thougth not unexpected but hurts like hell my other half tracey moved out today Crying or Very sad


Really sorry to hear that on both counts mate Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lost Crying or Very sad sorry to hear about Tracey
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So sorry to hear that Lost.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lost again wrote:
after looking forward to this weekend for months its turned in to one from hell.saturday the gearbox on my 675 decided that 6th gear would be good to get stuck in.good job it was local like torquay Twisted Evil but thanks to the rac who did a excellent job in returning me and bike home Very Happy
and now the bit thougth not unexpected but hurts like hell my other half tracey moved out today Crying or Very sad


Thats a bitch m8, really sorry to hear that ....... thoughts are with ya feller.... Crying or Very sad Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

People leaping to conclusions based on 50% of the complete story.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
People leaping to conclusions based on 50% of the complete story.


you mean more than they normally do?? have you been giving lessons?? Laughing Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Miss G wrote:
Baloo wrote:
People leaping to conclusions based on 50% of the complete story.


you mean more than they normally do?? have you been giving lessons?? Laughing Cool


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
People leaping to conclusions based on 50% of the complete story.


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