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Flintstone
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Well done summerman ! 
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Athos
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Location: climbing out of a big black hole
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well you guys know that not a lot of people have rode my bonnie  except for the chosen few  chufster was the first slappy the second well was taking the bike for a wheel rebiuld today and i let my daughter take it for me and i'll follow in the car big mistake  she has gone and broke it the throttle cables have snapped and will take 3-4 days for my local dealer to get them in  never will i let a female ride me bike again 
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biggus
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Location: Hotel California
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| Athos wrote: | | well you guys know that not a lot of people have rode my bonnie except for the chosen few chufster was the first slappy the second well was taking the bike for a wheel rebiuld today and i let my daughter take it for me and i'll follow in the car big mistake she has gone and broke it the throttle cables have snapped and will take 3-4 days for my local dealer to get them in never will i let a female ride me bike again |
The throttle cable's probably not used to be wound back that far and hard 
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | Athos wrote: | | well you guys know that not a lot of people have rode my bonnie except for the chosen few chufster was the first slappy the second well was taking the bike for a wheel rebiuld today and i let my daughter take it for me and i'll follow in the car big mistake she has gone and broke it the throttle cables have snapped and will take 3-4 days for my local dealer to get them in never will i let a female ride me bike again |
The throttle cable's probably not used to be wound back that far and hard |
Is this known as bike porn? |
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Athos
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | Athos wrote: | | well you guys know that not a lot of people have rode my bonnie except for the chosen few chufster was the first slappy the second well was taking the bike for a wheel rebiuld today and i let my daughter take it for me and i'll follow in the car big mistake she has gone and broke it the throttle cables have snapped and will take 3-4 days for my local dealer to get them in never will i let a female ride me bike again |
The throttle cable's probably not used to be wound back that far and hard |
    
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PJ_DJ
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Bumping into a mate of mine who is  who tugged someone the other night for being well over the speed limit and upon giving the chap a talking too and a ticket discovered they were a Sgt in the Traffic police 
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summerman
British Superbike Racer
Joined: 03 Apr 2009
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Location: Pound Hill Crawley, West Sussex
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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| photo chick wrote: | YAY congratulations Cleber  |
Now is your turn Girl!!!! |
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Miss G
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Sun's out. no kids, no work and no studying to do. I'm going out to play 
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photo chick
"not so little Emma"
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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| summerman wrote: | | photo chick wrote: | | YAY congratulations Cleber |
Now is your turn Girl!!!! |
I know!!! I have a car I can't drive & no licence LMAO!
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Baloo
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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| photo chick wrote: | | summerman wrote: | | photo chick wrote: | | YAY congratulations Cleber |
Now is your turn Girl!!!! |
I know!!! I have a car I can't drive & no licence LMAO! |
Is that a standard Northern thing. No insurance either?
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photo chick
"not so little Emma"
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | | photo chick wrote: | | summerman wrote: | | photo chick wrote: | | YAY congratulations Cleber |
Now is your turn Girl!!!! |
I know!!! I have a car I can't drive & no licence LMAO! |
Is that a standard Northern thing. No insurance either?
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I don't drive it like that!!! it's my incentive to pass my test lol
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nosnowking
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After pissing around with Virgin Mobile for the last 2 weeks, I decided to end my contract with them.
"Please press 4 to end your contract"
*presses 4*
"Good afternoon, you're through to Mark BlahBlahSomething, Executive Director of Customer Care, Virgin Mobile"
"Hello Mark, your sales team are shit, the phone you sent is shit, please let me go"
"What phone do you want?"
"A HTC, not the Nokia N97 POS I currently have"
"Chris, the phone you want is on its way"
"Thank you"
*Puts phone down*
It always pays to threaten to end your contract |
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boudicas
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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| nosnowking wrote: | After pissing around with Virgin Mobile for the last 2 weeks, I decided to end my contract with them.
"Please press 4 to end your contract"
*presses 4*
"Good afternoon, you're through to Mark BlahBlahSomething, Executive Director of Customer Care, Virgin Mobile"
"Hello Mark, your sales team are shit, the phone you sent is shit, please let me go"
"What phone do you want?"
"A HTC, not the Nokia N97 POS I currently have"
"Chris, the phone you want is on its way"
"Thank you"
*Puts phone down*
It always pays to threaten to end your contract |
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nosnowking
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Another thing, the email I got today...
| Quote: | I am emailing to invite you to the Surrey Police Family Day this Sunday, 20 June at our Headquarters, Mount Browne, Guildford.
The Family Day, which starts at 11am and is free, will showcase the Surrey Police dog trials and other areas of police work. Among the many activities to get involved in on the day, you can:
Have your fingerprints taken
Get up close to the police helicopter (operational commitments allowing)
Visit more than 20 display stands showcasing Surrey Police work including our Tactical Firearms Unit, Neighbourhood Policing and Scientific Support teams
Tour the Surrey Police museum and Control Room
Enjoy musical entertainment, horse and cart rides, children’s activities including a bouncy castle
Have a chance to fly and win a remote controlled helicopter
Enter other competitions with prizes to be won
View the vintage police cars on display, with other emergency services vehicles |
This is just a normal day out for the chavs in my area, getting up close and personal with the dog unit, have your fingerprints taken, have a ride in an ambulance etc etc. Like a f*ckin' busman's holiday.....
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V
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Location: Reigate
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| southernspeed wrote: | | summerman wrote: | Hearing the follwing words from the driving examiner: " I'm happy to say that you passed your test. Congratulation!!!!!" ain't that great?
Cheers. |
Well done ...... Rana will be pleased
"large glass of red please, no, make it a bottle" |
you know my mate so well lol
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southernspeed
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| Miss V wrote: | | southernspeed wrote: | | summerman wrote: | Hearing the follwing words from the driving examiner: " I'm happy to say that you passed your test. Congratulation!!!!!" ain't that great?
Cheers. |
Well done ...... Rana will be pleased
"large glass of red please, no, make it a bottle" |
you know my mate so well lol |
You taught her all she knows
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Betty Boop
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| biggus wrote: | Out on the bike for breakfast at the seaside, then getting bettyboops CB500 project a bit further along, although the front forks look like slappy's been at em  |
Thank you so much Biggus for all your help on sunday, she does look shiny, it was very much appreciated, and Joe had a whale of a time helping you, you are such a natural......
Your a real star |
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Blonde Banana
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Location: DSOTM
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| nosnowking wrote: | After pissing around with Virgin Mobile for the last 2 weeks, I decided to end my contract with them.
"Please press 4 to end your contract"
*presses 4*
"Good afternoon, you're through to Mark BlahBlahSomething, Executive Director of Customer Care, Virgin Mobile"
"Hello Mark, your sales team are shit, the phone you sent is shit, please let me go"
"What phone do you want?"
"A HTC, not the Nokia N97 POS I currently have"
"Chris, the phone you want is on its way"
"Thank you"
*Puts phone down*
It always pays to threaten to end your contract |
T- mobile were I think almost as glad to get rid of me as I was of them
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Miss G
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WMMST:
An hour and a half blat round some great kent roads, pit stop at Duncy & Melz' (thanks for the cuppa Melz) and bumped into DDG, dinner with a couple of old friends, and another blat home....
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Blonde Banana
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| Betty Boop wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | Out on the bike for breakfast at the seaside, then getting bettyboops CB500 project a bit further along, although the front forks look like slappy's been at em |
Thank you so much Biggus for all your help on sunday, she does look shiny, it was very much appreciated, and Joe had a whale of a time helping you, you are such a natural......
Your a real star |
Aye, just inspected her... Coming on nicely
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biggus
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| Betty Boop wrote: | | biggus wrote: | | Out on the bike for breakfast at the seaside, then getting bettyboops CB500 project a bit further along, although the front forks look like slappy's been at em |
Thank you so much Biggus for all your help on sunday, she does look shiny, it was very much appreciated, and Joe had a whale of a time helping you, you are such a natural......
Your a real star |
No worries, glad to be able to help
WMMST... Seeing a couple of people who know who they are ... Going for an impromptu ride, albeit on the 125, actually 'almost' fun unleashing the full fury of the 14.9bhp on some local to me twisties once it's wound up it's all about conservation of momentum, although overtakes are a bit of a challenge at times!
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Blonde Banana
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Sweet F.A.
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darkdreamsgal
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Well done Cleber!
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darkdreamsgal
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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Loads, but mostly a day of brilliant riding, followed by an unexpectedly fun evening ride!
Low point - accidentally melting a can protector on my can!! 
High point - getting my suspenders sorted! Thanks guru 
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Firecracker
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| Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:36 am Post subject: |
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Biking some 1100 miles over 5 days through Belgium, France, Germany & Luxembourg. Bliss! 
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