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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
PJ_DJ wrote:
Taz wrote:
I fit in a Smart car Very Happy


Just don't offer Balou or myself a lift at any point, he burst the seams on his textile jacket, imagine what he could do to a smart car Twisted Evil Laughing


rolling on the floor laughing
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All he done was sat in the back
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

won't be putting a bid in on that one!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A rather tasty sandwich.... nom nom nom Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my little man has come to stay for the weekend
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finaly getting through to O2 insurance new iPhone number 4 on the way .... Woooohoooo
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky getting a beep beep from two women in a car as they drove past his arse was hanging out again Very Happy builders bum he ain't got Very Happy he was very embarrassed i can tell you Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Tusky getting a beep beep from two women in a car as they drove past his arse was hanging out again Very Happy builders bum he ain't got Very Happy he was very embarrassed i can tell you Embarrassed


At least they were smiling Laughing and not puking Barf

Good day workwise !!! Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its the weekend well for me anyway ! A chilled out weekend of live music at Guilfest Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My veggies are growing!!! LOADS of tomatoes, big long beans, strawberries and super healthy courgette and pumpkin flowers!!! So proud!!! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My veggies are growing!!! LOADS of tomatoes, big long beans, strawberries and super healthy courgette and pumpkin flowers!!! So proud!!! Very Happy


All my peas are finished.
Potatoes are great.
Radishes wonderful.
Carrots disappointing.
Curly kale is wonderful.
Onions - why bother.
Brussels are coming on a treat.
Rocket ran to flower too quick.
Sweetcorn has finally woken up.
Tomatoes are going to be fab.
Runner beans are coming on since I got rid of the blackfly.
Got to wait another couple of years until the asparagus is ready.....taps foot impatiently
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stop making me miss my allotment lol
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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stop making me miss my allotment lol


You can look after mine when I have to uproot to Salford (WASH) FFS
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Went into the local bike shop yesterday to look for a second hand bike, ended up ordering a brand new naked Bandit 1250 Very Happy

However, I watched the good ol' Atlantic weather rolling in last night, and got cold feet about having a naked bike. Called him this morning, and explained, and he said, "It's your lucky day. A guy has just cancelled an order for a half faired one, you can have it for £1000 off list price and first service free!"

Now facing the agonising wait for new bike to be registered....80 ft/lbs of torque and new tyres here we come Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Went into the local bike shop yesterday to look for a second hand bike, ended up ordering a brand new naked Bandit 1250 Very Happy

However, I watched the good ol' Atlantic weather rolling in last night, and got cold feet about having a naked bike. Called him this morning, and explained, and he said, "It's your lucky day. A guy has just cancelled an order for a half faired one, you can have it for £1000 off list price and first service free!"

Now facing the agonising wait for new bike to be registered....80 ft/lbs of torque and new tyres here we come Laughing


Was a reg with the suffix "NSK" available?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nosnowking wrote:
Went into the local bike shop yesterday to look for a second hand bike, ended up ordering a brand new naked Bandit 1250 Very Happy

However, I watched the good ol' Atlantic weather rolling in last night, and got cold feet about having a naked bike. Called him this morning, and explained, and he said, "It's your lucky day. A guy has just cancelled an order for a half faired one, you can have it for £1000 off list price and first service free!"

Now facing the agonising wait for new bike to be registered....80 ft/lbs of torque and new tyres here we come Laughing


Cracking news NSK. With that amount of torque you have no excuse to not make it to Box now! Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nosnowking wrote:
Went into the local bike shop yesterday to look for a second hand bike, ended up ordering a brand new naked Bandit 1250 Very Happy

However, I watched the good ol' Atlantic weather rolling in last night, and got cold feet about having a naked bike. Called him this morning, and explained, and he said, "It's your lucky day. A guy has just cancelled an order for a half faired one, you can have it for £1000 off list price and first service free!"

Now facing the agonising wait for new bike to be registered....80 ft/lbs of torque and new tyres here we come Laughing


You have made a good choice - terrific for the money.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nosnowking wrote:
Went into the local bike shop yesterday to look for a second hand bike, ended up ordering a brand new naked Bandit 1250 Very Happy

However, I watched the good ol' Atlantic weather rolling in last night, and got cold feet about having a naked bike. Called him this morning, and explained, and he said, "It's your lucky day. A guy has just cancelled an order for a half faired one, you can have it for £1000 off list price and first service free!"

Now facing the agonising wait for new bike to be registered....80 ft/lbs of torque and new tyres here we come Laughing


That's great news NSK.
Look forward to seeing your new steed Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nosnowking wrote:
Went into the local bike shop yesterday to look for a second hand bike, ended up ordering a brand new naked Bandit 1250 Very Happy

However, I watched the good ol' Atlantic weather rolling in last night, and got cold feet about having a naked bike. Called him this morning, and explained, and he said, "It's your lucky day. A guy has just cancelled an order for a half faired one, you can have it for £1000 off list price and first service free!"

Now facing the agonising wait for new bike to be registered....80 ft/lbs of torque and new tyres here we come Laughing


Fecking have it my son!! Very Happy Good one, it just has to be done sometimes...a right result by the sounds of it. Enjoy it....it will feel like a rocket launcher compared to that VFR box of bits. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bumping Bob Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nosnowking wrote:
Went into the local bike shop yesterday to look for a second hand bike, ended up ordering a brand new naked Bandit 1250 Very Happy

However, I watched the good ol' Atlantic weather rolling in last night, and got cold feet about having a naked bike. Called him this morning, and explained, and he said, "It's your lucky day. A guy has just cancelled an order for a half faired one, you can have it for £1000 off list price and first service free!"

Now facing the agonising wait for new bike to be registered....80 ft/lbs of torque and new tyres here we come Laughing


So the rent a wreck is on it's way out having ground your knuckles down getting it looking semi decent?!?!?!?!?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taz wrote:
Bumming Bob Very Happy


That's gay
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well more a sense of relief, finally got the back door replaced after 6 fecking months waiting. Very Happy Just confirms what a cnut, cocksucking fcuker my landlord is. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

someones been kicking your back door in dude? what hospital?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nosnowking wrote:
Went into the local bike shop yesterday to look for a second hand bike, ended up ordering a brand new naked Bandit 1250 Very Happy

However, I watched the good ol' Atlantic weather rolling in last night, and got cold feet about having a naked bike. Called him this morning, and explained, and he said, "It's your lucky day. A guy has just cancelled an order for a half faired one, you can have it for £1000 off list price and first service free!"

Now facing the agonising wait for new bike to be registered....80 ft/lbs of torque and new tyres here we come Laughing



Excellent choice of motorcycle..........Change the tyres at the earliest opportunity though as the tyres fitted as standard to the bandit and horrible, They'll be knackered within 3000 miles which would be ok if they had racetrack levels of grip but they simply don't.
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Taz wrote:
someones been kicking your back door in dude? what hospital?


I so knew I should have refered to it as the kitchen door Laughing
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