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biggus illitterātus
Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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PJ_DJ wrote: | biggus wrote: | PJ_DJ wrote: | biggus wrote: | Waiting in all morning for the insurance certificate to show up for my new bike so that it can be registered, taxed etc and it never showed up, seems some numpty at the insurance company did not send it out Royal Mail special delivery as promised... After reading the riot act over it all of a sudden they were able to email it... yesterday when I asked they said they couldn't oh well. Sorted now, and the time was not entirely wasted this morning as I got some tidying done in the garage |
NEW BIKE!! what ya got? |
Nothing yet... pick it up tomorrow your "forum dad" would like it
Clues...
they make motorcycles, and bra's too apparently...
famous salt flats in Utah,
a drink with jam and bread,
one less than all the dalmations... |
fucking hell first a 125 now this, you having some sort of midlife bike crisis or something |
You forgot the pan... I think it's giving up the fags tbh _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Athos MotoGP Racer
Joined: 31 Oct 2004 Posts: 6038 Location: climbing out of a big black hole
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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PJ_DJ wrote: |
fucking hell first a 125 now this, you having some sort of midlife bike crisis or something | shut it you your next _________________ |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos
Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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Athos wrote: | PJ_DJ wrote: |
fucking hell first a 125 now this, you having some sort of midlife bike crisis or something | shut it you your next |
Sorry Dad _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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HCMS Slack Alice/Gay Martian
Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 3794 Location: Scratching head at Tusky's hairpin racing line
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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Too much on my mind.
Made a cup of tea, forgot to put the teabag in, didn't notice until after I had put the milk in
It gets worse...
Put a teabag in but it didn't do anything. I hadn't boiled the kettle. FFS
I wish I could begin today again. _________________ It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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Bacon bacon© Lil Mush
Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Posts: 1637 Location: "In a microclimate"
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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hecalledmesteve wrote: | Too much on my mind.
Made a cup of tea, forgot to put the teabag in, didn't notice until after I had put the milk in
It gets worse...
Put a teabag in but it didn't do anything. I hadn't boiled the kettle. FFS
I wish I could begin today again. |
Know that feeling well, strange thing is I don't even drink fecking Tea....it should have been Coffee. Wasn't today but I have done that.
Still got too much on my mind though _________________ Comfortably Numb
WooHoo, feck you job centre...I'm offski?
"One man can't make a riot, a one man riot is a tantrum"!
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Bacon bacon© Lil Mush
Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Posts: 1637 Location: "In a microclimate"
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | Waiting in all morning for the insurance certificate to show up for my new bike so that it can be registered, taxed etc and it never showed up, seems some numpty at the insurance company did not send it out Royal Mail special delivery as promised... After reading the riot act over it all of a sudden they were able to email it... yesterday when I asked they said they couldn't oh well. Sorted now, and the time was not entirely wasted this morning as I got some tidying done in the garage |
Sounds like MCE tossers to me _________________ Comfortably Numb
WooHoo, feck you job centre...I'm offski?
"One man can't make a riot, a one man riot is a tantrum"!
R.I.P Marco Simoncelli |
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biggus illitterātus
Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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backonabike wrote: | biggus wrote: | Waiting in all morning for the insurance certificate to show up for my new bike so that it can be registered, taxed etc and it never showed up, seems some numpty at the insurance company did not send it out Royal Mail special delivery as promised... After reading the riot act over it all of a sudden they were able to email it... yesterday when I asked they said they couldn't oh well. Sorted now, and the time was not entirely wasted this morning as I got some tidying done in the garage |
Sounds like McTossers to me |
fries with that sir?
Was express insurance who've previously given me no problems at all, never mind... all made better by in 15 mins _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Baloo Guest
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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Cutting short a planned all day bike run due to three weather sites telling me it was going to rain heavily from 13.00hrs in the South and West of London. Well feck me it has stayed dry all day AFAICT. |
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Bacon bacon© Lil Mush
Joined: 04 Jul 2009 Posts: 1637 Location: "In a microclimate"
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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Fecking insurance company's, the theiving, scamming, conning robbing bastids. NCB bloody stitch up, seriousley what is the fecking point? Never heard such a crock of shite in my 'kin life.
Too complicated to explain here so just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Twats!! _________________ Comfortably Numb
WooHoo, feck you job centre...I'm offski?
"One man can't make a riot, a one man riot is a tantrum"!
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photo chick "not so little Emma"
Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2235
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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hecalledmesteve wrote: | Too much on my mind.
Made a cup of tea, forgot to put the teabag in, didn't notice until after I had put the milk in
It gets worse...
Put a teabag in but it didn't do anything. I hadn't boiled the kettle. FFS
I wish I could begin today again. |
Been there, done that lol _________________ Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul!
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Blonde Banana Humiliatrix
Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1519 Location: DSOTM
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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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Baloo wrote: | Cutting short a planned all day bike run due to three weather sites telling me it was going to rain heavily from 13.00hrs in the South and West of London. Well feck me it has stayed dry all day AFAICT. |
If its any consolation, it has been raining since lunchtime here in this part of not so sunny sussex _________________ Truth titillates the imagination far less than fiction -Marquis de Sade |
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3
Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 14655
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:54 am Post subject: |
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photo chick wrote: | hecalledmesteve wrote: | Too much on my mind.
Made a cup of tea, forgot to put the teabag in, didn't notice until after I had put the milk in
It gets worse...
Put a teabag in but it didn't do anything. I hadn't boiled the kettle. FFS
I wish I could begin today again. |
Been there, done that lol |
Beware - blondes in training...................... |
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boudicas Kermit
Joined: 26 Jul 2008 Posts: 2987 Location: Bletchingley, Surrey
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:03 am Post subject: |
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Dozed off on the sofa last night...
Woke up this morning at 6am having lost the ability to turn my head _________________ Opinions are like assholes...... Ahhh Fcuk it - YOUR WRONG !!!
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The Mouse Forum Ferry Spotter
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Posts: 4904
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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Speaking to a 'customer' at work today who said he had just seen 'The Karate Kid' at the cinema. I asked him if it was better than the original.
He looked at me like I was from a different planet and replied 'what original'.
Made me feel old
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Athos MotoGP Racer
Joined: 31 Oct 2004 Posts: 6038 Location: climbing out of a big black hole
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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The Mouse wrote: |
Made me feel old
| you are old fella _________________ |
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SkinnyHulk "Brokeback"
Joined: 26 Jul 2009 Posts: 575 Location: Breathing down your neck
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 12:02 am Post subject: |
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The Mouse wrote: | Speaking to a 'customer' at work today who said he had just seen 'The Karate Kid' at the cinema. I asked him if it was better than the original.
He looked at me like I was from a different planet and replied 'what original'.
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You gotta be kidding me, every one knows wax on, wax off, daniel son etc etc, how old was the little turd, 5? _________________ [url=http://www.TickerFactory.com/]
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lost again Dancing tree frog!
Joined: 11 Mar 2005 Posts: 2861
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:26 am Post subject: |
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on call and now the sun has come out |
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JimBo Pedantic Cnut
Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 5394
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:52 am Post subject: |
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lost again wrote: | on call and now the sun has come out |
The sun has come out? That's made me smile.... oops, wrong thread. _________________ So many roads, so little time. |
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Alan955 Despatch Rider
Joined: 25 Apr 2010 Posts: 184 Location: Boxhill
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 8:44 am Post subject: |
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Up at 6:45, creep downstairs and suit up. Weathers a bit overcast, but it'll be alright.
Bike out and gently trundle down the road so as not to wake the street. Hit the A25 on way to the 7 diner for 8:00 and start to get into the swing of things.
Hold up - what's this.......
Engine check light..?
Bollox, bollox, bollox!
Game over, return to start. |
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The Mouse Forum Ferry Spotter
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Posts: 4904
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:49 am Post subject: |
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SkinnyHulk wrote: | The Mouse wrote: | Speaking to a 'customer' at work today who said he had just seen 'The Karate Kid' at the cinema. I asked him if it was better than the original.
He looked at me like I was from a different planet and replied 'what original'.
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You gotta be kidding me, every one knows wax on, wax off, daniel son etc etc, how old was the little turd, 5? |
He was 19
(but, wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, innit bruv) |
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JimBo Pedantic Cnut
Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Posts: 5394
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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry you didn't make it Alan. Maybe next time? _________________ So many roads, so little time. |
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer
Joined: 23 Apr 2009 Posts: 1907
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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What is it with bike garages using shitty spray chain lube?
I just went to clean the bike, and the chain is absolutely coated, to a depth of about 1-2mm all over in thick grease (actually looks like molybdenum grease). Hence the swingarm, rear shock and tail end are plastered as well.
Whilst cleaning the crap off I was spinning the back wheel and could actually feel the chain freeing up as the cleaner got to work. Now it's all clean and shiny, and lubed up with good ol' fashioned 80W90 gear oil! |
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Jezza 675 Moto Crosser
Joined: 12 Jan 2010 Posts: 402 Location: Croydon & Sutton
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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nosnowking wrote: | What is it with bike garages using shitty spray chain lube?
I just went to clean the bike, and the chain is absolutely coated, to a depth of about 1-2mm all over in thick grease (actually looks like molybdenum grease). Hence the swingarm, rear shock and tail end are plastered as well.
Whilst cleaning the crap off I was spinning the back wheel and could actually feel the chain freeing up as the cleaner got to work. Now it's all clean and shiny, and lubed up with good ol' fashioned 80W90 gear oil! |
out of interest what's wrong with spray chain lube ? (assuming it's not sprayed all over everywhere), I use a dry lube spray, is that a bad move ? _________________ Working on getting pic of me on my 675....it's fixed, so new shiny repaired bike pics coming soon... |
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer
Joined: 23 Apr 2009 Posts: 1907
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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Jezza 675 wrote: |
out of interest what's wrong with spray chain lube ? (assuming it's not sprayed all over everywhere), I use a dry lube spray, is that a bad move ? |
Nothing wrong with it per se, but the thick snotty stuff seems to trap all the road grit and is a b*tch to clean off, and I have had bad experiences with chain wax in wet weather allowing the chain to go rusty.
About 6 months ago I started using 80W90 gear oil from an oil can, just apply every few days after riding. No black gritty chains, no rust, no mess, and virtually no fling.
Obviously this is just my opinion, and I don't want to open up the whole chain lube debate again |
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crazy horse Sink the pink
Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Posts: 1256 Location: London
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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SCOTTOILER!...........While I'm on the subject of my favorite chain lubrication system, does anybody here know if it's possible to use something other than scottoil in the oiler if you've found yourself unable to buy scottoil? _________________ That'll be Mr Horse to you http://www.wmmcc.co.uk/home/index.php/content/view/1/1/1/1/
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