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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Idiots with 'princess on board' stickers in their overpriced and pathetic Chelsea tractors driving like arseholes on the A217!
Rage!
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That is proper creepy one of me mates on facebook posted this

" ‎"Princess on Board"
Yeah right, I'm sure loads of Princess's drive a Fucking Ka!"
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SkinnyHulk wrote:
GG wrote:
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Idiots with 'princess on board' stickers in their overpriced and pathetic Chelsea tractors driving like arseholes on the A217!
Rage!
Evil or Very Mad


That is proper creepy one of me mates on facebook posted this

" ‎"Princess on Board"
Yeah right, I'm sure loads of Princess's drive a Fucking Ka!"


rolling on the floor laughing

Get yourself to Furrock on a Friday night mate Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ones that REALLY piss me off are the ones that say "child on board", Like that is gonna make an invisible barrier appear in which cars and bikes mysteriously crumple 1" from the edge of the car without hitting the little spawn inside. Christ almighty perhaps if they drove in such a way as to minimise potential accidents they wouldn't need the bloody sign, oh and putting it in direct line of your rear view mirror, VERY smart Dumbasses. Ok rant over Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT, some Cnut stealing my iccle bro's bicycle!! It's his only way of getting to work & it's the 5th one he's had nicked the last few yrs! Scummy f*ckers!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT, some Cnut stealing my iccle bro's bicycle!! It's his only way of getting to work & it's the 5th one he's had nicked the last few yrs! Scummy f*ckers!!!

Evil or Very Mad Sad

WPMOT... Missed my gym session last night because I ended up working on a customers site in Creepy, woke up this morning and thought I'd just go do my session this morning, the car park seemed suspiciously empty... Apparently, 6.30am opening is Monday - Friday only.... Cock!! Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
photo chick wrote:
WPMOT, some Cnut stealing my iccle bro's bicycle!! It's his only way of getting to work & it's the 5th one he's had nicked the last few yrs! Scummy f*ckers!!!

Evil or Very Mad Sad

WPMOT... Missed my gym session last night because I ended up working on a customers site in Creepy, woke up this morning and thought I'd just go do my session this morning, the car park seemed suspiciously empty... Apparently, 6.30am opening is Monday - Friday only.... Cock!! Embarrassed


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
photo chick wrote:
WPMOT, some Cnut stealing my iccle bro's bicycle!! It's his only way of getting to work & it's the 5th one he's had nicked the last few yrs! Scummy f*ckers!!!

Evil or Very Mad Sad

WPMOT... Missed my gym session last night because I ended up working on a customers site in Creepy, woke up this morning and thought I'd just go do my session this morning, the car park seemed suspiciously empty... Apparently, 6.30am opening is Monday - Friday only.... Cock!! Embarrassed


hahahahahahaha only you could do it mate ,..... Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1st day back at work after 3 weeks off Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really really bad trapped wind, it's not going to be pleasant when I finally let rip Embarrassed fart
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Really really bad trapped wind, it's not going to be pleasant when I finally let rip Embarrassed fart

Protein bars?? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Really really bad trapped wind, it's not going to be pleasant when I finally let rip Embarrassed fart

Protein bars?? Laughing


Public Bars Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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southernspeed wrote:
biggus wrote:
Really really bad trapped wind, it's not going to be pleasant when I finally let rip Embarrassed fart

Protein bars?? Laughing


Public Bars Laughing



Haha close, no, rotten overpriced beer at a wedding on Sunday. Just had a pint of London Pride at the local at lunctime, that'll get it shited i mean shifted Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
ninjabob wrote:
southernspeed wrote:
biggus wrote:
Really really bad trapped wind, it's not going to be pleasant when I finally let rip Embarrassed fart

Protein bars?? Laughing


Public Bars Laughing



Haha close, no, rotten overpriced beer at a wedding on Sunday. Just had a pint of London Pride at the local at lunctime, that'll get it shited i mean shifted Smile


In case anyone really want's to know. I feel a whole lot better now strain Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
biggus wrote:
ninjabob wrote:
southernspeed wrote:
biggus wrote:
Really really bad trapped wind, it's not going to be pleasant when I finally let rip Embarrassed fart

Protein bars?? Laughing


Public Bars Laughing



Haha close, no, rotten overpriced beer at a wedding on Sunday. Just had a pint of London Pride at the local at lunctime, that'll get it shited i mean shifted Smile


In case anyone really want's to know. I feel a whole lot better now strain Laughing


Where did ratemypoo.com go to?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Needing to have written 7000 words for my dissertation on the delivery of placentas and only having managed only 2329! Needs to be sorted by tomorrow!
Shite!
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On a positive have spent most the day out on the bike Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GG wrote:
Needing to have written 7000 words for my dissertation on the delivery of placentas and only having managed only 2329! Needs to be sorted by tomorrow!
Shite!
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On a positive have spent most the day out on the bike Very Happy


I prefer the delivery of pizza's personally Pizza
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pikeys. SURELY it must be legal to execute them???
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

southernspeed wrote:
Pikeys. SURELY it must be legal to execute them???


yupp Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT: The 1500 words that I have to cobble together before 5pm tomorrow Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KeepItSimple wrote:
WPMOT: The 1500 words that I have to cobble together before 5pm tomorrow Evil or Very Mad


Can you use those 12 above... that's nearly 1% of the 1500? Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT: The 1500 words that I have to cobble together before 5pm tomorrow Evil or Very Mad


Google + cut n paste ....... Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spike wrote:
KeepItSimple wrote:
WPMOT: The 1500 words that I have to cobble together before 5pm tomorrow Evil or Very Mad


Google + cut n paste ....... Laughing

Embarrassed
You didn't specify what to Google, apparently, lesbian fisting isn't what is required by the LAS...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hecalledmesteve wrote:
Spike wrote:
KeepItSimple wrote:
WPMOT: The 1500 words that I have to cobble together before 5pm tomorrow Evil or Very Mad


Google + cut n paste ....... Laughing

Embarrassed
You didn't specify what to Google, apparently, lesbian fisting isn't what is required by the LAS...


FFS.... rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The fuss about the Pope... Hey it's all good... I mean, what's wrong with someone who says condoms are evil, yet condones his paedophile employees. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The fuss about the Pope... Hey it's all good... I mean, what's wrong with someone who says condoms are evil, yet condones his paedophile employees. Rolling Eyes


And it only cost 12 million for his visit... bargain .. Twisted Evil
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