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Tusky
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| The Mouse wrote: | | had lunch with a friend today............................they know who they are |
but are they on the forum and will they know you've posted this 
Oh and well done on the superglue and mug handle. I used the same product (gel version) on Ola a couple of days and it did a great job of sealing her gash and now she doesn't go down half as quick as she used too.. 
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The Mouse
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| Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:00 am Post subject: |
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| Tusky wrote: | | The Mouse wrote: | | had lunch with a friend today............................they know who they are |
but are they on the forum and will they know you've posted this |
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| Tusky wrote: | | Oh and well done on the superglue and mug handle. I used the same product (gel version) on Ola a couple of days and it did a great job of sealing her gash and now she doesn't go down half as quick as she used too.. |
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biggus
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I caught my girlfriend having sex with my best friend. I told her to pack her stuff and bugger off! As for him, I looked him straight in the eye and said...... "Bad dog, no biscuits for you today!!!"
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summerman
British Superbike Racer
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| biggus wrote: | | I caught my girlfriend having sex with my best friend. I told her to pack her stuff and bugger off! As for him, I looked him straight in the eye and said...... "Bad dog, no biscuits for you today!!!" |
That is funny as fuck!!!
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The Mouse
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BarryH
Cabbage club member #1
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| I have perishing stems...... |
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HCMS
Slack Alice/Gay Martian
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I dropped some tuna mayo out of my sandwich and into my cup of tea. Will I die if I drink the tea?
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boudicas
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| HCMS wrote: | | I dropped some tuna mayo out of my sandwich and into my cup of tea. Will I die if I drink the tea? |
Stick some suger in it... Put it in the microwave.. Reheat it and give it to kate when she gts back from work. p.s. make sure you say somehting like "Saw you coming up the path and thought you looked as though you need a cuppa Dear 3> "
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biggus
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matches...? √
can of petrol...? √
ST1100 Pan European with blown head gasket...? √
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PJ_DJ
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| Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | matches...? √
can of petrol...? √
ST1100 Pan European with blown head gasket...? √ |
Strike .......................pssst
strike ........................psst
Strike.........................psssst
light you bastard
Strike..........................pssst
Ere Duncan that petrol smells remarkable like apple juice, have you got your containers mixed up again 
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biggus
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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HCMS
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photo chick
"not so little Emma"
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wivvy's dad
Cabbage club member #3
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| photo chick wrote: | | Quiet on here today innit! |
It was............... |
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Tusky
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Still could be worse, you could be a tadpole in my pond.... 
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PJ_DJ
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| Tusky wrote: | | Still could be worse, you could be a tadpole in my pond.... |
Thought about IVF as an alternative
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wivvy's dad
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | | Tusky wrote: | | Still could be worse, you could be a tadpole in my pond.... |
Thought about IVF as an alternative |
You obviously are, with your upcoming 'op'
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biggus
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I've just bought a new aftershave. Birds love it. It's called "breadcrumbs".
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
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nosnowking
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I was disappointed to find a grey pubic hair today.
I'm not going to that kebab shop again. |
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Tusky
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| nosnowking wrote: | I was disappointed to find a grey pubic hair today.
I'm not going to that kebab shop again. |
Badly packed 
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biggus
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| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:57 am Post subject: |
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| Tusky wrote: | | nosnowking wrote: | I was disappointed to find a grey pubic hair today.
I'm not going to that kebab shop again. |
Badly packed |
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Tango
Sicknote - The Prophet Of Doom
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Had this musty smell in the hall for the last couple of weeks, today found an old wet towel left in the washing machine .............. it was minging ..... 
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nosnowking
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| Spike wrote: | | Had this musty smell in the hall for the last couple of weeks, today found an old wet towel left in the washing machine .............. it was minging ..... |
You haven't used the washing machine for a couple of weeks?
That musty smell is your t-shirt! |
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biggus
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| nosnowking wrote: | | Spike wrote: | | Had this musty smell in the hall for the last couple of weeks, today found an old wet towel left in the washing machine .............. it was minging ..... |
You haven't used the washing machine for a couple of weeks?
That musty smell is your t-shirt! |
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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