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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT. How stuffed Godstone is thanks to the gas main replacement, 2 miles added to my journey every day, the last 2 miles on my way home will be rammed. Grrr. Don't really want to ride the bike this close to trade in time


Yep...

Suffered the new oneway system of Godstone this morning. Not a single 2 - way street at the moment. Every back-road rat run is also jammed.

Ive NEVER seen as many cars in one place not moving before (and I include the M25) at Rush hour
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just the 2 fillings Sad
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh and the ultra low quality DB Airblade that arrived today. That will be going back! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT. How stuffed Godstone is thanks to the gas main replacement, 2 miles added to my journey every day, the last 2 miles on my way home will be rammed. Grrr. Don't really want to ride the bike this close to trade in time


Yep...

Suffered the new oneway system of Godstone this morning. Not a single 2 - way street at the moment. Every back-road rat run is also jammed.

Ive NEVER seen as many cars in one place not moving before (and I include the M25) at Rush hour

Is The Bell Inn affected ? Surposed to be going there on Thursday. Cool
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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boudicas wrote:
biggus wrote:
WPMOT. How stuffed Godstone is thanks to the gas main replacement, 2 miles added to my journey every day, the last 2 miles on my way home will be rammed. Grrr. Don't really want to ride the bike this close to trade in time


Yep...

Suffered the new oneway system of Godstone this morning. Not a single 2 - way street at the moment. Every back-road rat run is also jammed.

Ive NEVER seen as many cars in one place not moving before (and I include the M25) at Rush hour

Is The Bell Inn affected ? Surposed to be going there on Thursday. Cool


Thats a BIG YES. Saying that, outside of rush hour it should be fine though
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

boudicas wrote:
moriwaki wrote:
boudicas wrote:
biggus wrote:
WPMOT. How stuffed Godstone is thanks to the gas main replacement, 2 miles added to my journey every day, the last 2 miles on my way home will be rammed. Grrr. Don't really want to ride the bike this close to trade in time


Yep...

Suffered the new oneway system of Godstone this morning. Not a single 2 - way street at the moment. Every back-road rat run is also jammed.

Ive NEVER seen as many cars in one place not moving before (and I include the M25) at Rush hour

Is The Bell Inn affected ? Surposed to be going there on Thursday. Cool


Thats a BIG YES. Saying that, outside of rush hour it should be fine though



Yup utter rubbish for anyone in a cage heading north up the A22..... 1-2mile tail backs at 12:00pm and 4:00pm today...... made worse by the traffic lights being out of sync on the J6 M25 roundabout and only letting 5 cars at a time through Rolling Eyes

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Is The Bell Inn affected ? Surposed to be going there on Thursday. Cool


If I see you, i'll pretend I don't know you Hump Laughing
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Is The Bell Inn affected ? Surposed to be going there on Thursday. Cool


If I see you, i'll pretend I don't know you Hump Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Is The Bell Inn affected ? Surposed to be going there on Thursday. Cool


ooo good grub in there btw. Cool Watch out for resident chav in the form of Kerry Katona Rolling Eyes you'll be fine getting there btw. You'll be in the affected area but going against the rush
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT. Mobile phone is fooked... why is it the good old faithful basic phone works every time when I need a spare? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my phone is a dinosaur but never let me down,
i bought a touchscreen and totally hated it, went back to ole faithful
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bumblebabe wrote:
went back to ole faithful



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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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my phone is a dinosaur but never let me down,
i bought a touchscreen and totally hated it, went back to ole faithful


That's just a sign of getting old

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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hearing of news that my 2 nephews both 9 years old being assaulted by some teenagers in the swing park opposite thier home .....both had to be taken to A&E ...both with bruising all over and one with bruising to his testicles after one of them kicked him in the nuts.
Police were contacted but being medway dont hold out much hope of anything being done. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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hearing of news that my 2 nephews both 9 years old being assaulted by some teenagers in the swing park opposite thier home .....both had to be taken to A&E ...both with bruising all over and one with bruising to his testicles after one of them kicked him in the nuts.
Police were contacted but being medway dont hold out much hope of anything being done. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Fucking little wankers Evil or Very Mad Makes my blood boil the little shits and things they get away with.
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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hearing of news that my 2 nephews both 9 years old being assaulted by some teenagers in the swing park opposite thier home .....both had to be taken to A&E ...both with bruising all over and one with bruising to his testicles after one of them kicked him in the nuts.
Police were contacted but being medway dont hold out much hope of anything being done. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


At times like this... I'd say its probably best to help the police to conserve their resources and deal with the matter yourself.

That's my opinion anyway
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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MrE wrote:
hearing of news that my 2 nephews both 9 years old being assaulted by some teenagers in the swing park opposite thier home .....both had to be taken to A&E ...both with bruising all over and one with bruising to his testicles after one of them kicked him in the nuts.
Police were contacted but being medway dont hold out much hope of anything being done. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Fucking little wankers Evil or Very Mad Makes my blood boil the little shits and things they get away with.


Yeah, the Police are really quite a bit smaller these days






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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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hearing of news that my 2 nephews both 9 years old being assaulted by some teenagers in the swing park opposite thier home .....both had to be taken to A&E ...both with bruising all over and one with bruising to his testicles after one of them kicked him in the nuts.
Police were contacted but being medway dont hold out much hope of anything being done. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


At times like this... In my experience its usually best to help the police to conserve their resources and deal with the matter yourself.

That's my opinion anyway


And there was a time i would have agreed with you and been out on the streets looking for em ......unfortunatley in this day and age the little cunts have more protection legally and they know it .....guess who'd be locked up for just being out looking for them ....an i bet the parents wouldnt give a fuck either if they knew what had happened
the government have given the kids too much power hence we hear of this sort of thing more and more going unpunished and eventually leading to another jamie bulger .......frustration is an understatement right now Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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moriwaki wrote:
Is The Bell Inn affected ? Surposed to be going there on Thursday. Cool


ooo good grub in there btw. Cool Watch out for resident chav in the form of Kerry Katona Rolling Eyes you'll be fine getting there btw. You'll be in the affected area but going against the rush


and here's the proof........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1268111/Kerry-Katona-gets-know-new-neighbours-Godstone.html


That Heidi even looks a bit like Duncan as she eats her cup cake Wink Laughing
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Tusky wrote:
biggus wrote:
moriwaki wrote:
Is The Bell Inn affected ? Surposed to be going there on Thursday. Cool


ooo good grub in there btw. Cool Watch out for resident chav in the form of Kerry Katona Rolling Eyes you'll be fine getting there btw. You'll be in the affected area but going against the rush


and here's the proof........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1268111/Kerry-Katona-gets-know-new-neighbours-Godstone.html


That Heidi even looks a bit like Duncan as she eats her cup cake Wink Laughing


But my moobs are bigger than her mum's norks Razz
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MrE wrote:
hearing of news that my 2 nephews both 9 years old being assaulted by some teenagers in the swing park opposite thier home .....both had to be taken to A&E ...both with bruising all over and one with bruising to his testicles after one of them kicked him in the nuts.
Police were contacted but being medway dont hold out much hope of anything being done. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Wonder if there were any witnesses?!
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Seriously though, sorry to hear that. Hope they both quickly fully recover. There is always hope the perpetrators will be caught, I would imagine that anyone doing that will already be known to the police...
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Fecking Parcelforce twats!
Been wondering where a parcel was which should have arrived yesterday, so tracked it on their website. Apparently it's been delivered and signed for by some cnut called M ISER with the most rediculous signature I have ever seen. Where the fuck has it been delivered to, not bloody here I know, no card through the door!?
What did they do just give it to some random scroat on the street?? Evil or Very Mad
FFS what a w***er
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fecking Parcelforce twats!
Been wondering where a parcel was which should have arrived yesterday, so tracked it on their website. Apparently it's been delivered and signed for by some cnut called M ISER with the most rediculous signature I have ever seen. Where the fuck has it been delivered to, not bloody here I know, no card through the door!?
What did they do just give it to some random scroat on the street?? Evil or Very Mad
FFS what a w***er


Well, I think you can safely assume they were fully aware it wasn't for them with a false name like that!
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i woke up at 4am with really bad calf muscle cramp,

hopped about the bedroom for ten mins then went back to sleep,

leg this morning feels like its been runover Crying or Very sad
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i woke up at 4am with really bad calf muscle cramp,

hopped about the bedroom for ten mins then went back to sleep,

leg this morning feels like its been runover Crying or Very sad
i get muscle cramps i wake up most mornings with my hand cramped round my ol chap Shocked
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Athos wrote:
bumblebabe wrote:
i woke up at 4am with really bad calf muscle cramp,

hopped about the bedroom for ten mins then went back to sleep,

leg this morning feels like its been runover Crying or Very sad
i get muscle cramps i wake up most mornings with my hand cramped round my ol chap Shocked


what a w***er Razz

That thought has put me right off me coffee Laughing
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