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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I was working on a site over High Wycombe way today. A chap keeled over. Looked like a heart attack. I did my First Aiders bit and did the usual. Got his heart going again, but he later died in hospital. Feel rather shit really.

You stepped in when many would have stepped back. I know it might feel like your efforts were in vain but the outcome was far less of an inevitability with your actions. I'm sure his family and friends will be glad you did your bit
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I was working on a site over High Wycombe way today. A chap keeled over. Looked like a heart attack. I did my First Aiders bit and did the usual. Got his heart going again, but he later died in hospital. Feel rather shit really.


Jesus thats horrible, thats blokes last memory is probable you trying to snog him, no wondder he didn't come back again Twisted Evil

Seriously though, well done, they did tell me recently on a first aider corse that the old resus business isn't like in the movies, and that 9/10 times it doesn't work, you are basically trying to keep them alive till the experts turn up which you managed.
Unlike the woman on the course who had someone at the Theatre in Redhill die on her. Only found out after I made a joke about her dummy looking dead and her looking upset and almost in tears Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor old Harold.....That bastard William got a lot to answer for Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

weather getting sooooooooooooooo cold!
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT......a timely reminder of the antics of my youth and the results of those years...........left knee f*ckin killin me ......havnt knocked it or twisted it but by christ its hurtin....the result of tryin to catch a bus shelter with a car on top of it being driven by a drunken prick in my early 20's and the knee deciding to bend in a whole new direction ....add to that spending the best part of 4 years trying to prove the doctors wrong who said id never play football again and id never be able to squat and sit my arse on my heel again ....result?.....yeah i managed all of what they said i wouldnt but have had 2 lots of surgery over the years and now obviously about to start suffering the consiquences. Confused
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT......a timely reminder of the antics of my youth and the results of those years...........left knee f*ckin killin me ......havnt knocked it or twisted it but by christ its hurtin....the result of tryin to catch a bus shelter with a car on top of it being driven by a drunken prick in my early 20's and the knee deciding to bend in a whole new direction ....add to that spending the best part of 4 years trying to prove the doctors wrong who said id never play football again and id never be able to squat and sit my arse on my heel again ....result?.....yeah i managed all of what they said i wouldnt but have had 2 lots of surgery over the years and now obviously about to start suffering the consiquences. Confused

Cry baby Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT -->>> Crap's hit the fan
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT -->>> Crap's hit the fan


told you her husband would find out Wink

sad day today, it happened outside the office I was in today

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3863290/Gran-killed-by-knife-woman.html
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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biggus wrote:
WPMOT -->>> Crap's hit the fan


told you her husband would find out Wink


Shocked hahaha. Not quite Razz ...more to do with office ructions. Crying or Very sad

Flipper wrote:
sad day today, it happened outside the office I was in today

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3863290/Gran-killed-by-knife-woman.html


Shocked bit close to home when it happens yards from where you're sitting at work Shocked . Whilst I don't doubt there are "motives" or "reasons" for people to attack & kill someone, there is little if anything in life that justifies the taking of the life of another IMHO.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Made me sad rather than pissed me off. I am bikeless for the first time since the day I passed my test.

Had a disasterous financial run and have just had bike insurance (ridiculous price) and tax through. I simply can't afford them at the minute, particularly as I no longer need to commute, so the bike is SORN for the winter Sad

Hopefully to return with added enthusiasm in the spring.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Made me sad rather than pissed me off. I am bikeless for the first time since the day I passed my test.

Had a disasterous financial run and have just had bike insurance (ridiculous price) and tax through. I simply can't afford them at the minute, particularly as I no longer need to commute, so the bike is SORN for the winter Sad


Sad hard times mate, know the feeling Crying or Very sad

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Hopefully to return with added enthusiasm in the spring.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finding out Im on call, on Nov 11th ........... Arse .... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Finding out Im on call, on Nov 11th ........... Arse .... Crying or Very sad

But you'll miss THE Royal Wedding!!
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Tango wrote:
Finding out Im on call, on Nov 11th ........... Arse .... Crying or Very sad

But you'll miss THE Royal Wedding!!


I Know ....... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Oi SS, you saying marky mark looks like that big fella from the Royal family on tv?? He has taken to not shaving so the beard is on it's way ( can't be arsed to go looking fir pic to post up to show who I mean)
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Laughing Oi SS, you saying marky mark looks like that big fella from the Royal family on tv?? He has taken to not shaving so the beard is on it's way ( can't be arsed to go looking fir pic to post up to show who I mean)

No V that's the Royle Family Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT

rude arrogant complete fuckwits!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT

rude arrogant complete fuckwits!


I thangewe Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's official, I work with the most useless bunch of c*nts on the planet. Against a brick wall
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's official, I work with the most useless bunch of c*nts on the planet. Against a brick wall


I not seen you here, what department?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's official, I work with the most useless bunch of c*nts on the planet. Against a brick wall


I not seen you here, what department?


Trust me, this lot would give spawn of Gates a good run...
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The bike hitting 30k miles yesterday. Service time I think. Cock.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The twat of a bitch so busy texting this morning she nearly took two cars out, so oblivious to her actions that she never even looked up from texting so I could give her the bird after the horn either. Fucking unbelieveable.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Several things, including general strikes. Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
Several things, including general strikes. Sad


Specific strikes are worse, just ask Osama bin laden.
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