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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

anyone up for a bit of pole dancing?



only decent view i would be getting! Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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anyone up for a bit of pole dancing?
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You wouldn't want to see many on here in their mankinis' hun trust me Shocked ballet dancer
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A brilliant NSK line on a well known networking site. Sadly I cannot post it here as it would probably be mistaken as me deliberately insulting a person or persons.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this photo made me smile today

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wmmst... up early, ready for the off to the Grand Canyon & Hoover Dam today. FTLOY
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bumble wrote:
this photo made me smile today



rolling on the floor laughing Wow that pussy must really be tingling Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not getting nicked for 87 in a 65... Embarrassed just got an official warning. The police car has my initials on it too Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not getting nicked for 87 in a 65... Embarrassed just got an official warning. The police car has my initials on it too Laughing




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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biggus,,if you fell in a vat of sh*t, you'd come out smelling of Brut...
oh yer that smells like sh*T anyway... Laughing
hope your enjoying the local coppers hospitality...just don't ask for a fag... Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A local lunch with a friend followed by an afternoon that was warm enough to sit in the garden chatting and watching the kids playing with Bob. Tres Chilled.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Home from a week in the sun and having my daughter and grandaughter staying for a few days Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:


Not been behind the bike sheds then lately Tusky? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not been behind the bike sheds then lately Tusky? Laughing


Not since I was 15 and she had the nick-name 7up Shocked

and no I didn't !!! Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ive got one of them tax discs!

dont stick very well though!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ive got one of them tax discs!

dont stick very well though!


not surprised the disc is out of date and made of paper .......try getting a tax disc holder Laughing behind hand
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MrE wrote:
bumble wrote:
ive got one of them tax discs!

dont stick very well though!


not surprised the disc is out of date and made of paper .......try getting a tax disc holder Laughing behind hand


rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

patiently waiting for the kids to go to bed so i can nick there trick/treat sweeties! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST....


Ready for the off...


Taking mates 80 (yes 80 years old) mum for spin


Mate's 50th birthday treat, ride on a Harley - here we are at Lake Mead
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're not at Lake Mead at all - you're stuck at the side of the road, waiting for the tow truck.........




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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:

Taking mates 80 (yes 80 years old) mum for spin


Thats a relief, for one minute I thought the quality of Las Vegas hookers had really taken a turn for the worse Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ_DJ wrote:
biggus wrote:

Taking mates 80 (yes 80 years old) mum for spin


Thats a relief, for one minute I thought the quality of Las Vegas hookers had really taken a turn for the worse Twisted Evil


On a serious note, how much was it to hire the Harley out there, as its fucking crazy if you do it here, and did you get it from the Harley Dealer just by the Nascar restraunt?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ_DJ wrote:
biggus wrote:

Taking mates 80 (yes 80 years old) mum for spin


Thats a relief, for one minute I thought the quality of Las Vegas hookers had really taken a turn for the worse Twisted Evil


Don't you mean taking a turn for the better?


GILF-tastic




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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wivvy's dad wrote:
You're not at Lake Mead at all - you're stuck at the side of the road, waiting for the tow truck.........




rolling on the floor laughing


Indeed, it was indeed a festering pile of shite... wing is a MUCH better bit of kit and doesn't require the That's gay look Laughing . Plus the Wing has a side stand that works Embarrassed

PJ_DJ wrote:
[Thats a relief, for one minute I thought the quality of Las Vegas hookers had really taken a turn for the worse Twisted Evil


No no no bad bad man...

PJ_DJ wrote:
On a serious note, how much was it to hire the Harley out there, as its fucking crazy if you do it here, and did you get it from the Harley Dealer just by the Nascar restraunt?


Uhmmm I did get it from the Harley dealer, & cut a deal with them... but it should have been $165 for 24hr's (but I got some off that..) , however, I added the extra insurance on that too $29 & yeah from the Hardly dealer just off Sahara... I did shop around, but availability wasn't good elsewhere, and they were further out of town meaning taxi each way for collection & return negated the "saving" etc etc... for longer periods I would've gone elsewhere... oh and not hired a Harley, because they are shite Laughing

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She still has her own teeth, so will not be of interest to you.

I do hope if I reach her age that I have as much zest for life as her; please remember whilst I see the funny side of the gags, this is my friends mother and how would any of you feel if your mothers were referred to, even in jest as a whore?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting an invitation to the new Playboy Club private Christmas party, incl Paloma Faith on stage. 2 Thumbs up
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