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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Turning up at a neighbour's house for an FnC supper only to find out he had completely forgotten about the invite he had made in the pub! Rolling Eyes

oh dear! did you at least go back to the pub?


The invitation was made four weeks ago on a not so sober evening for the neighbour). I did wonder why he did not return my call earlier today to confirm arrangments. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've hired a Harley for Monday That's gay
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT: People who think that grand getures make them a better person; you cannot buy affection, less so respect, well not from me anyway, respect is earned, not purchased.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT: People who think that grand getures make them a better person; you cannot buy affection, less so respect, well not from me anyway, respect is earned, not purchased.


Have the waitresses been bringing you free cocktails again?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF, not much to do when you get up at 4.00am at this time of year, is there? Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WTF, not much to do when you get up at 4.00am at this time of year, is there? Confused

Laughing even less at 0230am when some tit in hammersmith wants his fryer working... Confused
Now sat in bromley waiting for my next job to open
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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biggus wrote:
WPMOT: People who think that grand getures make them a better person; you cannot buy affection, less so respect, well not from me anyway, respect is earned, not purchased.


Have the waitresses been bringing you free cocktails again?


Sadly not Sad

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I've hired a Harley for Monday That's gay


So I thought it fitting to adjust my facial topiary to suit...


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
nosnowking wrote:
biggus wrote:
WPMOT: People who think that grand getures make them a better person; you cannot buy affection, less so respect, well not from me anyway, respect is earned, not purchased.


Have the waitresses been bringing you free cocktails again?


Sadly not Sad

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I've hired a Harley for Monday That's gay


So I thought it fitting to adjust my facial topiary to suit...


Looks like you're from Oklahoma ...... and you know what comes from Oklahoma boy! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Looks like you're from Oklahoma ...... and you know what comes from Oklahoma boy! Laughing

A Surrey with a fringe on the top?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ducan,,only thing your missing now is a set of leather chaps.... Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That should stop the man milk dribbles getting caught in your beard. It can be a real sticky pain to wash out, as I am sure you are aware.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trick or Treat..... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


....And if you come looking for treats......make a f**king effort. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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were you trying really hard not to giggle when you took this? coz I am rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Y.M.C.A. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Y.M.C.A. Laughing


I think I achieved the look I was aiming for as the cab driver last night started hitting on me Shocked ... "Do ya wanna go down the strip or take the back route? I prefer the back route to the front; back route is always best... with so many things.." Shocked Shocked Shocked That's gay Shocked Shocked Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

O2. Grrr. Been with them for 9 years and they are doing little to retain my custom Against a brick wall
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
O2. Grrr. Been with them for 9 years and they are doing little to retain my custom Against a brick wall


Mines due with them in Feb, Orange signal near me crap can't go with them or Tmobile since they merged never been with Vodaphone, oh the choices left if O2 don't come up trumps.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taz wrote:
biggus wrote:
O2. Grrr. Been with them for 9 years and they are doing little to retain my custom Against a brick wall


Mines due with them in Feb, Orange signal near me crap can't go with them or Tmobile since they merged never been with Vodaphone, oh the choices left if O2 don't come up trumps.


So far as I can tell, o2 are the only one's doing unlimited minutes still, as with you, signal at work is shite on Orange etc etc. T mobile is a possibility. however. Think they still run both networks though?? So presumably it picks the one up with the strongest reception??

I could go on a business tariff, but they are usually lots of minutea and very few inclusive texts. Or I could just cancel the 'kin thing and be done with, might save a fair amount of grief & stop Miss V calling me whilst I'm on the can strain
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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& stop Miss V calling me whilst I'm on the can strain

Does she have a direct video link with your facilities? Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting to work and finding that the entire site has suffered a power cut 5 minutes before i arrived. So no work done today, its only monday and the works already building up. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why the feck does it have to rain every day on the journey 2 and from work. These journeys in the dark, rain and through london traffic are just bloody marvellous Mad C*nts everywhere!!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not a football fan but this takes the biscuit.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15643295.stm
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rook wrote:
I'm not a football fan but this takes the biscuit.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15643295.stm


It's a bit mental on the face of it, however, has their been a previous precident set by the wearing of Poppy's on previous international fixtures on rememberance Sunday? Not that I can recall, so this suggests that the request to wear poppy's is now perhaps something of a fashion choice for footballers, rather than something more geniune. Not that I am cynical of course.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wearing a Poppy is not a political act it shows respect to the war dead.

In my opinion they should be worn if the player wants and FIFA can go to hell.

If they fine us then we pay the money to the British Legion.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nuclear Red wrote:
Wearing a Poppy is not a political act it shows respect to the war dead.

In my opinion they should be worn if the player wants and FIFA can go to hell.

If they fine us then we pay the money to the British Legion.


Would you feel the same if the Germans or Iraqi teams wanted to wear something similar in memory of their war dead!!
Don't get me wrong I have nothing against wearing poppys but I'm not sure another country who we lost people too would see it the same way.
Time and a place for eveything, and an international sports arena is not it.
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