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boudicas · Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:29 pm Post subject:

Someone whom I used to have a very high regard for has proved my ability to judge a persons character is woefully lacking by displaying that they lack some of the Bear Necessities of life.
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Baloo · Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:36 pm Post subject:

Wivvy · GrandCnut Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 10928

The maturity on display and playground politics mentioned elsewhere completely astound me!

biggus · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:03 am Post subject:

If, as Freddie Mercury claimed, 'fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round', isn't it about time that Redhill received some recognition for its contribution to astrophysics?
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My cat is asleep in the sink!
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boudicas · Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:12 pm Post subject:

biggus · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:55 am Post subject:

So now apparently bacon is added to the list of things that give you cancer? Is that only if it's smoked?
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't

There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home

biggus · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:59 pm Post subject:

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't

There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home

Rook · British Superbike Racer Joined: 17 Jul 2008 Posts: 1268

The Iron lady, not rated PG because its offensive to miners.
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Taz · Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:21 pm Post subject:

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder.......

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Roughie · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:18 am Post subject:

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biggus · Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:49 pm Post subject:

Paddy and Mick went to London to donate sperm... It was a disaster!

Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't

There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home

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biggus · Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:02 pm Post subject:

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't

There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home

Taz · Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:04 pm Post subject:

biggus · Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:06 pm Post subject:

Taz · Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:33 pm Post subject:

biggus · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:11 pm Post subject:

Please put this on your status if you know someone who is a complete and utter arsehole .. or maybe a two-faced wanker; or just someone who deserves a good hard punch in the face .. or your hands wrapped tightly around their throat, or even a major selfish 'me me me' drama queen .. maybe even someone that will take advantage of your kindness and give you nothing back. These idiots affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for these morons, but we can raise awareness. Statistically 93% of people won't copy and paste this, so let's see who the 7% with balls are!!?..
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't

There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home

Taz · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:18 pm Post subject:

Rook · British Superbike Racer Joined: 17 Jul 2008 Posts: 1268

A thought for 2012… 10 years ago Bob Hope died. 5 years ago Johnny Cash died. Last year Steve Jobs died. A few months ago Jimmy Saville died. Now we have no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs and nobody left to Fix It.

Now then, now then..
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Taz · Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:08 am Post subject:

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biggus · Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:10 am Post subject: