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biggus illitterātus
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superb. That's made my day _________________
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biggus illitterātus
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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10/10 for effort...
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Tusky Pie Dipper
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biggus wrote: | 10/10 for effort...
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His tummy looks like the face of Peter Sutcliff (Yorkshire Ripper) _________________ Boxhill Chippendales
All characters appearing in this post are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. |
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SkinnyHulk "Brokeback"
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biggus illitterātus
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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biggus illitterātus
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:17 am Post subject: |
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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biggus illitterātus
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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firestorm World Superbike Racer
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | 10/10 for effort...
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And I though this was "Spot the Balls" comp.... |
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3
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biggus wrote: | |
That took me a while.....
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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Being an England supporter is like being the over optimistic parents of a fat kid on sports day. |
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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ALERTS TO WORLDWIDE THREATS IN 2012
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be all right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the Barbie this weekend!" and "The Barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
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biggus illitterātus
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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HMMM The Fold is strong in this one...
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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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biggus illitterātus
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:29 am Post subject: |
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I poured my root beer into a square cup... now I have just beer. _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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biggus illitterātus
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:07 am Post subject: |
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If a Jeremy Kyle Show guest got murdered, it'd be really difficult to identify the deceased. There will be no dental records. _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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summerman British Superbike Racer
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | If a Jeremy Kyle Show guest got murdered, it'd be really difficult to identify the deceased. There will be no dental records. |
That's so F***ing true... _________________ The road to success is always under construction.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits He's lost? |
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boudicas Kermit
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | I poured my root beer into a square cup... now I have just beer. |
Took a while.......
But I got there in the end _________________ Opinions are like assholes...... Ahhh Fcuk it - YOUR WRONG !!!
Read my Blog at www.mrboudicas.blogspot.co.uk
See my Videos and hear my rants at www.youtube.com/BoudicasUsefulStuff |
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biggus illitterātus
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Taz MotoGP Racer
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Dunno what all the fuss is about, had perfect service for last two days on Giff Gaff _________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer
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Matty Cant keep it up!
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nosnowking wrote: | |
LOL |
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biggus illitterātus
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:29 am Post subject: |
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Taz MotoGP Racer
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:47 am Post subject: |
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_________________ "Deja Moo" the feeling you have heard this Bullshit before |
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biggus illitterātus
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:46 am Post subject: |
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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biggus illitterātus
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:57 am Post subject: |
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:39 am Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | |
WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING!?!?!?!?!?!?!? |
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