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Mart MotoGP Racer

Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 3755
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:24 am Post subject: |
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Hang in there Zed - I'm sure something will turn up. Can't you lie on yer CV? OK, it's wrong to say you have a qualification when you haven't, but surely the reverse can't apply?
Just tell em you've got enough to prove you can count... Oh and read - GCSE grade 3 in maths and english should do it...
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Incubus +1 up for a spanking


Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:44 am Post subject: |
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getting f*cked about with this house purchase
the seller after accepting our offer has apparnetly spoken to his financil guy and now said he needs another 5k
FFS ! _________________ The Stevie Wonder of rideouts!
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CHILLI 202.9mph Raspberry Ripple


Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 7857
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:45 am Post subject: |
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To55er  _________________ Don't wait for your ship to come in .. torpedo it out of the water and move on to the next target |
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Incubus +1 up for a spanking


Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:48 am Post subject: |
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in the great scheme of things 5k is bugger all to him when he's getting 340k so don't know why he's being such a to55er even the agent has told him he won't get better than us
grrrrrrrrr _________________ The Stevie Wonder of rideouts!
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wildchild Guest
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:07 am Post subject: |
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definately sounds like that tosser needs a kick in the butt  |
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wildchild Guest
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:24 am Post subject: |
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definately sounds like that tosser needs a kick in the butt  |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator


Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:40 am Post subject: |
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Dont sell the Zed H!!! _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator


Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:42 am Post subject: |
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Stuck in waiting for a new washing machine and dryer and the suns out!!!!! grrrrrrr _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
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looong Gentle Giant


Joined: 22 Apr 2004 Posts: 1262 Location: where you least expect it
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Hey Zed, how come your looking for a new job, i thought the Motorcycle centre wouldn't run properly without you behind the wheel???
There is good money to be had as a Traffic Warden, Brighton are always recruiting full and part time, i know its a thankless job but it would mean you wouldn't have to sell your bike _________________ sorry you can't park there! |
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Bonus I am a Pornstar!


Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 4779 Location: @ The Motorcycle Centre Brighton
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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And the uniform would match your hair _________________
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Mart MotoGP Racer

Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 3755
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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Mmmm.... Uniforms......
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Thumper MotoGP Racer


Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 3851 Location: On the back wheel
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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I'm too intelligent to be a traffic warden!
I do like a nice uniform though. I actually feel quite ill as I am waiting for my Sussex Police Application Pack to arrive
And no Looong the shop won't run properly without me coz no-one will make the coffee which is the most important part of my job, took a lot of training that did to get the tea/milk/sugar mixture just right. _________________ Fish are friends, not food |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator


Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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Ok i'll own up, have thought about being a traffic warden myself, but only so i could keep fit walking around all day  _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
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Mr Tickle The hooded man


Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 6242 Location: Sussex....west side.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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Zedchic wrote: |
And no Looong the shop won't run properly without me coz no-one will make the coffee which is the most important part of my job, took a lot of training that did to get the tea/milk/sugar mixture just right. |
How true, a lurvly cuppa you made earlier.  _________________ Scarecrow Rodeo |
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AndyW Learner


Joined: 30 Nov 2004 Posts: 66 Location: Hastings
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:15 am Post subject: |
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Tinks wrote: | Ok i'll own up, have thought about being a traffic warden myself, but only so i could keep fit walking around all day  |
Could do with someone to ticket the fecking cars that keep fecking parking in the fecking bike bay by the Trafalgar Street NCP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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looong Gentle Giant


Joined: 22 Apr 2004 Posts: 1262 Location: where you least expect it
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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Course not!! _________________ sorry you can't park there! |
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CHILLI 202.9mph Raspberry Ripple


Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 7857
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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W*****s who f*** about with yer auctions on ebay  _________________ Don't wait for your ship to come in .. torpedo it out of the water and move on to the next target |
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Mr Tickle The hooded man


Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 6242 Location: Sussex....west side.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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Whats happened then? _________________ Scarecrow Rodeo |
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CHILLI 202.9mph Raspberry Ripple


Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 7857
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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Idiot who bid within 30 secs of the watch auction ending is no longer registered and has not responded to any of my emails. Phone number in records is dodgy too. Had someone genuine interested & have offered them a 2nd chance, but not heard back from them yet  _________________ Don't wait for your ship to come in .. torpedo it out of the water and move on to the next target |
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Mr Tickle The hooded man


Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 6242 Location: Sussex....west side.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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To55er  _________________ Scarecrow Rodeo |
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CHILLI 202.9mph Raspberry Ripple


Joined: 31 May 2004 Posts: 7857
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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Think I'm gonna become an international renegade, hunting down rogue ebay users  _________________ Don't wait for your ship to come in .. torpedo it out of the water and move on to the next target |
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Mr Tickle The hooded man


Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 6242 Location: Sussex....west side.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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Go for it, some one need to do it, Me on the other hand would be quite happy to own my own ice cream van. _________________ Scarecrow Rodeo |
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CHILLI 202.9mph Raspberry Ripple


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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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barmy beggar _________________ Don't wait for your ship to come in .. torpedo it out of the water and move on to the next target |
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firestorm World Superbike Racer

Joined: 27 Mar 2004 Posts: 1528
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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......I had a car take me off the bike on the way to work today.
I feckin ache all over but other than a badly bruised toe and hand,
i'm ok. the bike came off worst but nothing that can't be fixed.
Clutch lever, gear lever and indicator is about all but i'm a bit
pissed off.
A car was in the nearside lane and decided to turn right just as I was overtaking him. If I had seen the indicator then I would have slowed or even stopped for him but as I was'nt expecting him to swing out
I had no time to react. I would say it was 50/50 so not going to bother
with the insurance.
Should ban all feckin car drivers from the roads especially the ones that
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CaptMoto Banned!


Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Posts: 3356 Location: ANWHERE I CAN BE A TWAT
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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yeah i agree _________________ BANNED FOR BEING A TWAT! |
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