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Beer or pussy?
Beer and lashings of it
38%
 38%  [ 10 ]
Pussy..anytime anywhere
61%
 61%  [ 16 ]
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Trixyminx
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:39 pm    Post subject: Beer or pussy ? Reply with quote

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie

Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.


Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feckin' hate cats. :wink:
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I prefer a combo.....beer & pussy !
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

got 2 dogs here Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I ve had a few of them in my time.......hahahaha
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After 4 kids, all boys I'll stick with beer.....wonder if I can sell them on
E-Bay.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i bet your house is a battle ground 24/7.. as for the ebay thing i dont think you'd be the first to try to sell your kids Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^ sell em .... god u can have mine for FREE..
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinks wrote:
^^ sell em .... god u can have mine for FREE..



Are we talkin' about pussies or kids here?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well if she has more than one pussy she might be from the planet Zobb.. Surprised
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try anything once me. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

roflol , i love it..

Pussy that is :X
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm happy with Guinness these days
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

update
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lets put it this way, The Capt is T-total but he sure

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Planet Zobb is very very good especially that ZOBB in arabic mean " D**CK"......LOL
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it has to both for me, por the beer on the pussy, & enjoy Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

**bump** Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't like either!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a beer doesn't get all hormonal and emotional.....deffo a beer. pussy bites back.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a pussy with teeth? Ouch! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lil Mush wrote:
a pussy with teeth? Ouch! Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends. If the pussy looks like a cheese toastie i will go for the beer Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Teacher wrote:
Depends. If the pussy looks like a cheese toastie i will go for the beer Very Happy

I like the bits of a cheese toastie that go all hard and crusty - so full of flavour................................mmmmm
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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