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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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only need fur balls in again and it will be a hatrick.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GWS Gary.

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Got 1/2 day and the missus don't won't to go riding Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT:

Hearing about FC. and the sun's shining, I'm not at work, and I CAN'T ride... Grrr.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Teacher wrote:
Been getting slow again and loosing use of left arm and speach. Good for some as I'm quiet. It's like a saga holiday so won't be hanging around to long if I can help it. Thanks anyway


Amuse yourself by filling in my bloody form Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ninjabob wrote:
The Teacher wrote:
Been getting slow again and loosing use of left arm and speach. Good for some as I'm quiet. It's like a saga holiday so won't be hanging around to long if I can help it. Thanks anyway


Amuse yourself by filling in my bloody form Laughing


Fancy filling in my witness form, seeing as you were behind me.................... Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ninjabob wrote:
The Teacher wrote:
Been getting slow again and loosing use of left arm and speach. Good for some as I'm quiet. It's like a saga holiday so won't be hanging around to long if I can help it. Thanks anyway


Amuse yourself by filling in my bloody form Laughing


Fancy filling in my witness form, seeing as you were behind me.................... Shocked


Why not You got a PM
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT:

Hearing about FC. and the sun's shining, I'm not at work, and I CAN'T ride... Grrr.


+1 to all that, 3 toys to play with on a sunny day and someone invented "work"
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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southernspeed wrote:
The Teacher wrote:
The old fossil in the ward opposite me who needs putting down. It's worse than a day trip with WD and Jimbo.l

You in there touting for work???


the only thing they are up for riding is a coffin. Looks like a few have been dodging them for a while.


Don't know what you are doing in there but get well soon gaz. Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Teacher wrote:
Been getting slow again and loosing use of left arm and speach. Good for some as I'm quiet. It's like a saga holiday so won't be hanging around to long if I can help it. Thanks anyway


Not that old chestnut Laughing

I remember what happened the last time you were like that..... 52 seconds at Brands one handed and couldn't talk for shit Wink

Hope they get to the bottom of it soon and GWS from Madam and I For you
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for all the GWS. Yep i remember those days well at Brands. When everyone thought i was chief Cabbage. rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ninjabob wrote:
The Teacher wrote:
Been getting slow again and loosing use of left arm and speach. Good for some as I'm quiet. It's like a saga holiday so won't be hanging around to long if I can help it. Thanks anyway


Amuse yourself by filling in my bloody form Laughing


Amused and done Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Teacher wrote:
ninjabob wrote:
The Teacher wrote:
Been getting slow again and loosing use of left arm and speach. Good for some as I'm quiet. It's like a saga holiday so won't be hanging around to long if I can help it. Thanks anyway


Amuse yourself by filling in my bloody form Laughing


Amused and done Very Happy


I thang you
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yesterday really not today, Every bloody supermarket between here and Rose Hill being devoid of cabbages...........
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Yesterday really not today, Every bloody supermarket between here and Rose Hill being devoid of cabbages...........

Laughing behind hand I've got one.... well two Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having to report a van driver to his company for being an arse. I really don't like doing it, but the tosspot deliberately moved over as I was overtaking him, I gave a beep - not an angry one, just an "I'm here in case you'd not seen me" one and he kept his hand on the horn and was flashing etc etc. There was no oncoming traffic and I was quite wide of him and on the 125 doing 50 in a 50 passing a 7.5tonner doing less than 40 - it's not like I screamed past him or cut his nose off. He was probably on the phone anyway Rolling Eyes

I didn't have time to stop and remonstrate with the chap, so rang the transport manager of his company. Something I don't really like doing, but either his lack of concentration or his dislike of being overtaken needs dealing with.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Having to report a van driver to his company for being an arse. I really don't like doing it, but the tosspot deliberately moved over as I was overtaking him, I gave a beep - not an angry one, just an "I'm here in case you'd not seen me" one and he kept his hand on the horn and was flashing etc etc. There was no oncoming traffic and I was quite wide of him and on the 125 doing 50 in a 50 passing a 7.5tonner doing less than 40 - it's not like I screamed past him or cut his nose off. He was probably on the phone anyway Rolling Eyes

I didn't have time to stop and remonstrate with the chap, so rang the transport manager of his company. Something I don't really like doing, but either his lack of concentration or his dislike of being overtaken needs dealing with.


Its the weather mate. It brings all the cocks out of the woodwork on to the roads
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Teacher wrote:
biggus wrote:
Having to report a van driver to his company for being an arse. I really don't like doing it, but the tosspot deliberately moved over as I was overtaking him, I gave a beep - not an angry one, just an "I'm here in case you'd not seen me" one and he kept his hand on the horn and was flashing etc etc. There was no oncoming traffic and I was quite wide of him and on the 125 doing 50 in a 50 passing a 7.5tonner doing less than 40 - it's not like I screamed past him or cut his nose off. He was probably on the phone anyway Rolling Eyes

I didn't have time to stop and remonstrate with the chap, so rang the transport manager of his company. Something I don't really like doing, but either his lack of concentration or his dislike of being overtaken needs dealing with.


Its the weather mate. It brings all the cocks out of the woodwork on to the roads


2 words....

STEBEL NAUTILIS

You know it makes sense (helps in raising bridges too )
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Teacher wrote:
biggus wrote:
Having to report a van driver to his company for being an arse. I really don't like doing it, but the tosspot deliberately moved over as I was overtaking him, I gave a beep - not an angry one, just an "I'm here in case you'd not seen me" one and he kept his hand on the horn and was flashing etc etc. There was no oncoming traffic and I was quite wide of him and on the 125 doing 50 in a 50 passing a 7.5tonner doing less than 40 - it's not like I screamed past him or cut his nose off. He was probably on the phone anyway Rolling Eyes

I didn't have time to stop and remonstrate with the chap, so rang the transport manager of his company. Something I don't really like doing, but either his lack of concentration or his dislike of being overtaken needs dealing with.


Its the weather mate. It brings all the cocks out of the woodwork on to the roads


2 words....

STEBEL NAUTILIS

You know it makes sense (helps in raising bridges too )


Laughing this was on the 125 mate, a stebel weighs almost as much as the bike lol
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A lot(!) of heat coming from under the seat and a flat battery after a nice long run today...I'm thinking my reg/rec is fried...one more nail in the coffin for the VFR Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nosnowking wrote:
A lot(!) of heat coming from under the seat and a flat battery after a nice long run today...I'm thinking my reg/rec is fried...one more nail in the coffin for the VFR Sad


If it is the rectum fryer..... make sure you buy one on Ebay that has the vents on it..... usually made in Germany I think Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:
nosnowking wrote:
A lot(!) of heat coming from under the seat and a flat battery after a nice long run today...I'm thinking my reg/rec is fried...one more nail in the coffin for the VFR Sad


If it is the rectum fryer..... make sure you buy one on Ebay that has the vents on it..... usually made in Germany I think Wink


WMD we use theres and have no probs. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Missing the nice weather in here with no release date Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Missing the nice weather in here with no release date Rolling Eyes

Perhaps we should find someone to swop places with you ? Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Missing the nice weather in here with no release date Rolling Eyes

Perhaps we should find someone to swop places with you ? Smile


There arnt alot off good looking peeps to replace me. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

being told that my new tash is not acceptable for the Germany trip Under the thumb



can't think why though rolling on the floor laughing
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