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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:00 am    Post subject: immigrants Reply with quote

An Indian, Arab & Brit are in a bar in Chatham. The Indian finishes a beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol & shoots the glass to pieces. He says in India our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same 1 twice. The Arab impressed, drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air pulls out his ak47 & shoots the glass into nothing. He says in the Arab world, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same 1 either. Aussie downs his beer in 1 gulp throws his glass in the air pulls out a 45 & shoots the Arab & Indian in the head, catching the glass, sets it on the bar & orders another saying in Chatham we have so many illegal immigrants we don't have to drink with the same cunt twice...
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