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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:32 pm    Post subject: cowboy in heaven Reply with quote

Sun 01/13/13 10:43 PM

Cowboy in Heaven

A young cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates..
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered...
'On a trip to Boxhill nr Dorking, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen..
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...
I then kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the s hit out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed. 'And when did all of this happen?' He asked.
The cowboy sheepishly looked down at his boots as he scuffed one across the cloud he stood on, then answered....

'Why just a couple of minutes ago...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged?
Because Cowboys eat with their hats on
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sun 01/20/13 02:41 PM

The Birds and the Bees [ >> ]

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence with wide-eyes, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought to himself, "Great... he's four years old and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I guess I'll let him ask and then I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
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