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PostPosted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:01 pm    Post subject: The Jew Reply with quote

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were having a discussion during dinner.
The Catholic said: I have a large fortune so I am going to buy Citibank.
The Protestant said: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors.
The Muslim said: I am a fabulously rich prince so I intend to purchase Microsoft.
They then all waited for the Jew to speak.
The Jew stirs his coffee, places his spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says, "I'm not selling."
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