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Beer and lashings of it |
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Trixyminx MotoGP Racer
Joined: 13 Feb 2004 Posts: 2438
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:39 pm Post subject: Beer or pussy ? |
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It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
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karTER 5'5 of pure spam
Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 251 Location: Corners? Sod that!
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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Feckin' hate cats. :wink: _________________ So I slipped her a length and she passed out...
Heh, heh, heh... |
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thewildblue Learner
Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 62 Location: In front of my puter
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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I prefer a combo.....beer & pussy ! |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator
Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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got 2 dogs here _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
The 1st Lady of the forum. |
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thewildblue Learner
Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 62 Location: In front of my puter
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah I ve had a few of them in my time.......hahahaha _________________ Eeh heeeeeee
"I heard there is porn on the internet, |
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chimp Moto Crosser
Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 370 Location: nottingham
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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After 4 kids, all boys I'll stick with beer.....wonder if I can sell them on
E-Bay. _________________ Born to bollox it up. |
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Trixyminx MotoGP Racer
Joined: 13 Feb 2004 Posts: 2438
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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i bet your house is a battle ground 24/7.. as for the ebay thing i dont think you'd be the first to try to sell your kids |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator
Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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^^ sell em .... god u can have mine for FREE.. _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
The 1st Lady of the forum. |
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Muppet Token Brummie
Joined: 13 Feb 2004 Posts: 229 Location: Other side of the sky
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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Tinks wrote: | ^^ sell em .... god u can have mine for FREE.. |
Are we talkin' about pussies or kids here? |
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Trixyminx MotoGP Racer
Joined: 13 Feb 2004 Posts: 2438
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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well if she has more than one pussy she might be from the planet Zobb.. |
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Muppet Token Brummie
Joined: 13 Feb 2004 Posts: 229 Location: Other side of the sky
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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Try anything once me. |
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Highlander International Drug Dealer
Joined: 15 Feb 2004 Posts: 186 Location: Leeuwarden (top of Dutchy land)
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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roflol , i love it..
Pussy that is :X |
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Silverback Professional Tramp
Joined: 06 Feb 2004 Posts: 5501 Location: Nowhere and bikeless
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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I'm happy with these days |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator
Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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update _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
The 1st Lady of the forum. |
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CaptMoto Banned!
Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Posts: 3356 Location: ANWHERE I CAN BE A TWAT
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:42 am Post subject: |
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lets put it this way, The Capt is T-total but he sure
_________________ BANNED FOR BEING A TWAT! |
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chekabong Slap me silly with a Salmon
Joined: 22 Apr 2004 Posts: 620 Location: Nicaragua
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:52 am Post subject: |
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Planet Zobb is very very good especially that ZOBB in arabic mean " D**CK"......LOL _________________ You keep on knocking !!!! but you can't come in !!! |
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big al Truck driving Hero
Joined: 24 Dec 2004 Posts: 4022 Location: "mmmm new bike soon"
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:31 am Post subject: |
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it has to both for me, por the beer on the pussy, & enjoy _________________ "WHAT A FUCKING LIBERTY" |
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biggus illitterātus
Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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**bump** _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Lil Mush Silent but violent
Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 3343 Location: Chez les frogs apparently
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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I don't like either! _________________
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BarryH Cabbage club member #1
Joined: 25 Jun 2004 Posts: 7579
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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a beer doesn't get all hormonal and emotional.....deffo a beer. pussy bites back. |
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Lil Mush Silent but violent
Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Posts: 3343 Location: Chez les frogs apparently
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:33 am Post subject: |
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a pussy with teeth? Ouch! _________________
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3
Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 14655
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:32 am Post subject: |
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Lil Mush wrote: | a pussy with teeth? Ouch! |
How else are they going to eat their food? |
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The Teacher Cabbage club member #2
Joined: 17 Mar 2009 Posts: 2118 Location: Playing with traffic
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:40 am Post subject: |
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Depends. If the pussy looks like a cheese toastie i will go for the beer _________________ You make something idiotproof, they'll make a better idiot
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
It`s All in the wrist. |
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wivvy's dad Cabbage club member #3
Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Posts: 14655
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:43 am Post subject: |
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The Teacher wrote: | Depends. If the pussy looks like a cheese toastie i will go for the beer |
I like the bits of a cheese toastie that go all hard and crusty - so full of flavour................................mmmmm |
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photo chick "not so little Emma"
Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2235
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