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Mr Tickle The hooded man
Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 6242 Location: Sussex....west side.
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2004 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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Ahh, bugger. I've just got out the bath and ive just realized I've not put the cover on and locked the bike up. _________________ Scarecrow Rodeo |
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Unky Si Despatch Rider
Joined: 17 May 2004 Posts: 159 Location: Buckinghamshire...the posh bit (out of place)
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2004 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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Oi!!!!! It was easier to go in the box in case I needed to give anyone a lift...you tart
Plus the bike is running slicks again since the last ride out.... _________________ What does not kill me makes me stronger.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak |
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Dr Lurve Guest
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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After finishing work Very Very early , I went to 9 different stores/shops to try and get a docking station for my Apple ipod.
NO ONE seems to sell these off the shelf
I thought it was supposed to be the ' MUST HAVE ' gadget of the year
Grrrrrrrrrr |
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Dr Lurve Guest
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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Kawasaki side stands !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jam Forum Fascist
Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Posts: 6946 Location: Brighton, Sussex
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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pissed me off today:
running out of petrol by the seafront and having to walk all the way up the lewes road.. only to find the petrol stations there refused to lend me a jerry can and charged me a fiver to buy one, plus the petrol...
then not being allowed on a bus back because i was carrying petrol... |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator
Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2004 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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Dr Lurve wrote: | Kawasaki side stands !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long story |
But a very very funny 1!!
ok girls if u park ur bike on a slight camber and u need to back it out ask DR Lurve 2 show u an easy way to do it _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
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XSCH4 Despatch Rider
Joined: 08 May 2004 Posts: 198 Location: Wallington
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2004 10:44 am Post subject: |
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Well yesterday actually.
Honda fuel injection systems that play up in the rain that either:
1. Try to toss you off the bike at slippery roundabouts.
or
2. Make you sound and/or look like you're a sad bastard trying to pull a 2mm wheelie.
Tonight I will mostly be bashing various electronic components with a large hammer. _________________ Most anglers agree,
Happiness is a rod in your hand |
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Dr Lurve Guest
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 6:27 am Post subject: |
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Volvo Drivers . . . . . . . . . . . Grrrrrrrrrr
If you cant drive, take the bus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jam Forum Fascist
Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Posts: 6946 Location: Brighton, Sussex
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:45 am Post subject: |
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all the busses round here are volvos tho |
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator
Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:49 am Post subject: |
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Just off out for a test drive, nice lil Volvo lol _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
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Dr Lurve Guest
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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Tinks wrote: | Just off out for a test drive, nice lil Volvo lol |
Nuff said |
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Rocker Pedestrian
Joined: 21 May 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Ashford Kent
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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I have just found out that one of the guys at work that I have to deal with on a regular basis killed a biker in a RTA last week. I'm finding it very hard to be professional with this guy. To make matters worse I had the same problem in my previous posting _________________ Four wheels move the body Two wheels move the soul |
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Jam Forum Fascist
Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Posts: 6946 Location: Brighton, Sussex
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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excuse the ignorant n00b but whats an RTA? |
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pgtips Moto Crosser
Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 388
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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Road Traffic Accident
A fancy way of saying you're now a, statistic |
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Jam Forum Fascist
Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Posts: 6946 Location: Brighton, Sussex
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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oh, really nasty.. 10 people every day is the average in this country isn't it? that's a staggering number when you think of the number of people directly affected by just 1. |
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Thumper MotoGP Racer
Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Posts: 3851 Location: On the back wheel
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 8:45 am Post subject: |
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Nothing has so far pissed me off today but it's bound to coz I got miles of motorway to ride. On the way up last Sunday I actually managed to ride straight through the middle of a pile up, get to my Mums, turn the net on and read about it What pissed me off was the guy infront just slammed his brakes on for no reason, car behind clipped his bumper and they spun round and slid down the armco, the car infront of me was braking hard and all over the place, there was about a 3 foot wide gap between the car infront and the cars that had crashed so I went through that gap, out the other side, looked in my mirror and saw a load of cars stopped and a few facing the wrong way. Cunning
I'm gonna be good today and stick to all the speed limits, I wont hog the outside lane and I can't filter due to my panniers being on the verge of bursting open. This way I'm sure I'll have a very nice uneventful ride _________________ Fish are friends, not food |
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Mr Tickle The hooded man
Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 6242 Location: Sussex....west side.
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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Going out on the bike, The heavens opening. Getting home and the sun coming out. _________________ Scarecrow Rodeo |
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Dr Lurve Guest
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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Mr Tickle wrote: | Going out on the bike, The heavens opening. Getting home and the sun coming out. |
Yep that definately would tempt me to convert to satanism,
Come on God, Sundays are the Bikers Holy day, get a grip !!!!!! |
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Mr Tickle The hooded man
Joined: 18 May 2004 Posts: 6242 Location: Sussex....west side.
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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Its just not on realy is it. _________________ Scarecrow Rodeo |
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Rocker Pedestrian
Joined: 21 May 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Ashford Kent
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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Mr Tickle wrote: | Going out on the bike, The heavens opening. Getting home and the sun coming out. |
I went to the 60s festival at Chatham Dock Yard which had beautifull weather until the last hour when it tipped it down. I went to find shelter but found that I could either ride home in the wet or share the only shelter with a load of mods and their scooters. I got wet
As I got back on to the M20 the sun was balazing down again _________________ Four wheels move the body Two wheels move the soul |
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Jam Forum Fascist
Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Posts: 6946 Location: Brighton, Sussex
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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Rocker wrote: | either ride home in the wet or share the only shelter with a load of mods and their scooters. I got wet |
good choice
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no what am i thinking, you should have beat their asses out into the wet and had the shelter to yourself.. thats what they did in the old days wasn't it? |
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Rocker Pedestrian
Joined: 21 May 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Ashford Kent
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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I was a lot younger then and braver (more stupid)
Besides there was dozens of them and one of me. _________________ Four wheels move the body Two wheels move the soul |
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mutley Pedestrian
Joined: 24 May 2004 Posts: 15 Location: Oxford
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 9:54 pm Post subject: avark |
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Mr Tickle wrote: | Pulled a muscle in my chest today, tought it was more serious though. spent the morning at the hospital, then had to stay off the bike in this glorious weather today. | #
q. how did you get the r6 picture up i like it i did one my self bit crap thoug
? _________________ its not wot you got but how you dont use it that counts |
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Unky Si Despatch Rider
Joined: 17 May 2004 Posts: 159 Location: Buckinghamshire...the posh bit (out of place)
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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Rocker wrote: | I have just found out that one of the guys at work that I have to deal with on a regular basis killed a biker in a RTA last week. I'm finding it very hard to be professional with this guy. To make matters worse I had the same problem in my previous posting |
Unfortunatley one of my drivers killed a motorcycle instructor just over a year ago, I knew they guy too which made things hard for me at work as all I wanted to do was ring his neck...
The thing that has pissed me off today...having a wicked ride back from gloucester today in bright sunshine, adrenaline pumping and overtaking all and sundry, get back to Milton Keynes and then blow a new Porsche turbo into the weeds...to find the next 2 roundabouts soaked in Diesel and nearly coming off...... _________________ What does not kill me makes me stronger.
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