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Va Va Oops
Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!
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| xenotron wrote: | | Va Va Oops wrote: | And ...running out of whisky...  |
go and get a nice bottle of Laphroig |
Bit of a Glenmorangie Gal... |
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xenotron
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:14 am Post subject: |
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not 2 bad that, you cant beat a wee dram of single malt  wit h4 pint of Bankss mild chaser to wash it down 
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Va Va Oops
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:18 am Post subject: |
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| xenotron wrote: | | wit h4 pint of Bankss mild chaser to wash it down |
With the 'pints' reference, guess that must be a 'Beer' thing? ... 
...maybe a (cold) neat Wodka, ....or a Brandy Alexander.... mmmm
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xenotron
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:21 am Post subject: |
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ok, you twisted my arm, i'll have 4 pints of that as well 
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Va Va Oops
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:30 am Post subject: |
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..just steer well clear of the Cooking Sherry...  |
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Va Va Oops
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:54 am Post subject: |
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| YAWN ...Edd-The-Body's gone to bed again.... ...and I gotta be up in 5hrs.... ...but got a meeting in C London tomorrow ...so gonna get paid £20/hr to ride there and back ... |
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Wivvy
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getting up this morning to find the lodger had:
1. not cleaned the bathroom sink after shaving
2. not rinsed out the bath after his shower
3. left a dirty frying pan/plate/cutlery etc for me to wash up
4. left the cooker covered in fat spatter from aforementioned frying pan
5. left the sideboards and kitchen floor also covered in fat spatter
i wouldnt mind if:
1. he was my 15 yr old son
2. i hadnt brought all the above to his attention at least 10 times before this morning
3. this wasnt a regular occurrence
i do mind that:
1. i have to clean up after the f*cking w*nker all the time
2. i always tell him to clean up after himself
3. when i do tell him, he only makes what i consider a half hearted attempt at cleaning up after himself
is it me? am i being a cnut? is it unreasonable that someone who lives in my house, has to live by my rules of cleanliness? |
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Incubus
+1 up for a spanking
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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not at all m8
your house, your rules
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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if i can apply the rules of my home to my son and expect him to obey them(not that he does very often) then you should certainly expect someone who lives in your house to.
He pays for the roof over his head ...if he wants a house keeper .................double the feckin rent |
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Tinks
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Wivvy wrote: | getting up this morning to find the lodger had:
1. not cleaned the bathroom sink after shaving
2. not rinsed out the bath after his shower
3. left a dirty frying pan/plate/cutlery etc for me to wash up
4. left the cooker covered in fat spatter from aforementioned frying pan
5. left the sideboards and kitchen floor also covered in fat spatter
i wouldnt mind if:
1. he was my 15 yr old son
2. i hadnt brought all the above to his attention at least 10 times before this morning
3. this wasnt a regular occurrence
i do mind that:
1. i have to clean up after the f*cking w*nker all the time
2. i always tell him to clean up after himself
3. when i do tell him, he only makes what i consider a half hearted attempt at cleaning up after himself
is it me? am i being a cnut? is it unreasonable that someone who lives in my house, has to live by my rules of cleanliness? |
Thats no big deal, even my lads can manged that!
give him a warning, sounds like he misses living with his Mummy
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CHILLI
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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But don't they all, Tinks?
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pip
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Just kick the fucker out. |
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CHILLI
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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Feel like shit today - some kind of bug going round our offices 
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xenotron
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Incubus wrote: | not at all m8
your house, your rules
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i agree
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BlueRR
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Wivvy wrote: | getting up this morning to find the lodger had:
1. not cleaned the bathroom sink after shaving
2. not rinsed out the bath after his shower
3. left a dirty frying pan/plate/cutlery etc for me to wash up
4. left the cooker covered in fat spatter from aforementioned frying pan
5. left the sideboards and kitchen floor also covered in fat spatter
i wouldnt mind if:
1. he was my 15 yr old son
2. i hadnt brought all the above to his attention at least 10 times before this morning
3. this wasnt a regular occurrence
i do mind that:
1. i have to clean up after the f*cking w*nker all the time
2. i always tell him to clean up after himself
3. when i do tell him, he only makes what i consider a half hearted attempt at cleaning up after himself
is it me? am i being a cnut? is it unreasonable that someone who lives in my house, has to live by my rules of cleanliness? |
get a woman lodger ... we're soooooo much tidier
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Fazerstun
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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| BlueRR wrote: |
get a woman lodger ... we're soooooo much tidier
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I'm not  Thankfully I don't need to lodge anywhere tho and I clean up my own mess.... when I get round to it
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big al
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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| pip wrote: | | Just kick the fucker out. |
head first
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Incubus
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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some customers are just bloody hard work!!!!!!!!!
senario:
I ring customer to tell them that their bike needs a new regulator / rectifier that I don't have in stock so won't get his bike back till the following day. Customer moans as he needs bike apparantly
so I get guy from another local shop to drop one in through our front door on his way home from work in order that we can have customers bike ready to collect 1st thing next morning
fit part/finish bike by 9.30am
ring customer to tell them the good news
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he suddenly can't collect bike for another day!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRR
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steve
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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| twat...the public are a nightmare |
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steve
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| This weather is really getting on my tits now....got the bike tuesday, and only have done 10 miles on it so far! to make it even worse, those 10 miles got the bike incredibly shitty as there was so much crap on the road, that got flicked up onto my rear shock etc. tempted to take the fairings off, and give it a good scrub and bring it back to new....if only i knew how....!!!! |
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steve
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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| forgot to post it on above, but i am no whiz on computer, but can someone let me know hoe i can get a zx6r as my thumbnail...obviously in the best kwak colour!... |
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Athos
MotoGP Racer
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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| steve wrote: | | forgot to post it on above, but i am no whiz on computer, but can someone let me know hoe i can get a zx6r as my thumbnail...obviously in the best kwak colour!... |
i hope you know how to resise a piccy the piccy must not be more than 150x150 pixels and is best in jpeg format
first of all you have to upload your chosen piccy to your profile when you done that click on the piccy in your personal profile then it will come up as a proper piccy then right click on it and highlight the http bit with all of the numbers etc copy this link and then paste it into your personal profile link voilla should now be on your avatar on the forum
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steve
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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| cheers mate, but dont even know how to resize the pic |
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Silverback
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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| even easier Steve is go to your profile, at the avatar bit select avatar from gallery, in the bikes gallery I beleive there is a green zx6r in there already |
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Athos
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| Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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| steve wrote: | | cheers mate, but dont even know how to resize the pic |
To easily reduce the file size of your picture to send via e-mail , do the following:
1. Open your specific picture in Microsoft Paint (standard in most, if not all, Windows OSs): File > Open > (picture's filename).
2. Use this pull-down menu: Image > Stretch/Skew.
3. Reduce Stretch percentages by same amount (to keep formatting the same), say 40 percent in both horizontally and vertically. You can experiment before saving to get the right balance between file size and picture readability by using Undo.
4. Once you have an acceptable photo size for e-mailing, save the file: File > Save As > (filename and file type as JPEG File Interchange Format: jpg; jpeg). (Note: If you want to keep your original file intact, choose Save As and type in a different name.)
courtesy of Tinks
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