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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matty wrote:
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yup, got enough good friends allready so bollox to what he thinks Smile


Just be careful he dont call the police as they will slap asbo's on you and crush your mini moto's for being illegal Wink


private property allready checked

duh duh duh duh, duh, duh.......... can't touch this Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think we need a video of your mini moto antics Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

think wagbas is bringing the vid cam down here today to get some footage
have become stunt master with new trick

sitting on tank legs over handlebars and no hands Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

getting hazy reports of a black honda down in Rottingdean
police & ambulances on scene Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incubus wrote:
Matty wrote:
Incubus wrote:
yup, got enough good friends allready so bollox to what he thinks Smile


Just be careful he dont call the police as they will slap asbo's on you and crush your mini moto's for being illegal Wink


private property allready checked

duh duh duh duh, duh, duh.......... can't touch this Smile


and bloody good on ya fella ................just a word of warning tho you can still be done for noise pollution ..............

Seizure of motor vehicles
59 Vehicles used in manner causing alarm, distress or annoyance

(1) Where a constable in uniform has reasonable grounds for believing that a motor vehicle is being used on any occasion in a manner which-

(a) contravenes section 3 or 34 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 (c. 52) (careless and inconsiderate driving and prohibition of off-road driving), and
(b) is causing, or is likely to cause, alarm, distress or annoyance to members of the public,
he shall have the powers set out in subsection (3).

(2) A constable in uniform shall also have the powers set out in subsection (3) where he has reasonable grounds for believing that a motor vehicle has been used on any occasion in a manner falling within subsection (1).

(3) Those powers are-

(a) power, if the motor vehicle is moving, to order the person driving it to stop the vehicle;
(b) power to seize and remove the motor vehicle;
(c) power, for the purposes of exercising a power falling within paragraph (a) or (b), to enter any premises on which he has reasonable grounds for believing the motor vehicle to be;
(d) power to use reasonable force, if necessary, in the exercise of any power conferred by any of paragraphs to (a) to (c).
(4) A constable shall not seize a motor vehicle in the exercise of the powers conferred on him by this section unless-

(a) he has warned the person appearing to him to be the person whose use falls within subsection (1) that he will seize it, if that use continues or is repeated; and
(b) it appears to him that the use has continued or been repeated after the the warning.
(5) Subsection (4) does not require a warning to be given by a constable on any occasion on which he would otherwise have the power to seize a motor vehicle under this section if-

(a) the circumstances make it impracticable for him to give the warning;
(b) the constable has already on that occasion given a warning under that subsection in respect of any use of that motor vehicle or of another motor vehicle by that person or any other person;
(c) the constable has reasonable grounds for believing that such a warning has been given on that occasion otherwise than by him; or
(d) the constable has reasonable grounds for believing that the person whose use of that motor vehicle on that occasion would justify the seizure is a person to whom a warning under that subsection has been given (whether or not by that constable or in respect the same vehicle or the same or a similar use) on a previous occasion in the previous twelve months.
(6) A person who fails to comply with an order under subsection (3)(a) is guilty of an offence and shall be liable, on summary conviction, to a fine not exceeding level 3 on the standard scale.

(7) Subsection (3)(c) does not authorise entry into a private dwelling house.

(Cool The powers conferred on a constable by this section shall be exercisable only at a time when regulations under section 60 are in force.

(9) In this section-

"driving" has the same meaning as in the Road Traffic Act 1988 (c. 52);
"motor vehicle" means any mechanically propelled vehicle, whether or not it is intended or adapted for use on roads; and
"private dwelling house" does not include any garage or other structure occupied with the dwelling house, or any land appurtenant to the dwelling house.

taken from the Police reform act 2002


note the last paragraph regarding "land"....it appears unless your riding round the lounge of your private dwelling you can still have your vehicle taken Shocked


Bit long winded sorry Confused
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incubus wrote:
think wagbas is bringing the vid cam down here today to get some footage
have become stunt master with new trick

sitting on tank legs over handlebars and no hands Smile



I know someone that does that on his Blade Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Christ, day for crashes

black fireblade on a259, mate has just binned it on deisel at the old Q8 roundabout and to top it off just heard some poor sod's crashed on the a23 and lost his leg!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heard the A23 was closed, sounds nasty Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nothing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinks wrote:
Heard the A23 was closed, sounds nasty Sad


today and thursday... Rolling Eyes thursday was apparently someone lighting a cigarette in a petrol fumed van Shocked and today I got out of brighton this morning (through the crowds!!!) and noticed it was shut southbound..! I thought it was quite suprising there weren't massive queues getting into town for Pride!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SlapheadBandit© wrote:
Incubus wrote:
Matty wrote:
Incubus wrote:
yup, got enough good friends allready so bollox to what he thinks Smile


Just be careful he dont call the police as they will slap asbo's on you and crush your mini moto's for being illegal Wink


private property allready checked

duh duh duh duh, duh, duh.......... can't touch this Smile


and bloody good on ya fella ................just a word of warning tho you can still be done for noise pollution ..............

Seizure of motor vehicles
59 Vehicles used in manner causing alarm, distress or annoyance

(1) Where a constable in uniform has reasonable grounds for believing that a motor vehicle is being used on any occasion in a manner which-

(a) contravenes section 3 or 34 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 (c. 52) (careless and inconsiderate driving and prohibition of off-road driving), and
(b) is causing, or is likely to cause, alarm, distress or annoyance to members of the public,
he shall have the powers set out in subsection (3).

(2) A constable in uniform shall also have the powers set out in subsection (3) where he has reasonable grounds for believing that a motor vehicle has been used on any occasion in a manner falling within subsection (1).

(3) Those powers are-

(a) power, if the motor vehicle is moving, to order the person driving it to stop the vehicle;
(b) power to seize and remove the motor vehicle;
(c) power, for the purposes of exercising a power falling within paragraph (a) or (b), to enter any premises on which he has reasonable grounds for believing the motor vehicle to be;
(d) power to use reasonable force, if necessary, in the exercise of any power conferred by any of paragraphs to (a) to (c).
(4) A constable shall not seize a motor vehicle in the exercise of the powers conferred on him by this section unless-

(a) he has warned the person appearing to him to be the person whose use falls within subsection (1) that he will seize it, if that use continues or is repeated; and
(b) it appears to him that the use has continued or been repeated after the the warning.
(5) Subsection (4) does not require a warning to be given by a constable on any occasion on which he would otherwise have the power to seize a motor vehicle under this section if-

(a) the circumstances make it impracticable for him to give the warning;
(b) the constable has already on that occasion given a warning under that subsection in respect of any use of that motor vehicle or of another motor vehicle by that person or any other person;
(c) the constable has reasonable grounds for believing that such a warning has been given on that occasion otherwise than by him; or
(d) the constable has reasonable grounds for believing that the person whose use of that motor vehicle on that occasion would justify the seizure is a person to whom a warning under that subsection has been given (whether or not by that constable or in respect the same vehicle or the same or a similar use) on a previous occasion in the previous twelve months.
(6) A person who fails to comply with an order under subsection (3)(a) is guilty of an offence and shall be liable, on summary conviction, to a fine not exceeding level 3 on the standard scale.

(7) Subsection (3)(c) does not authorise entry into a private dwelling house.

(Cool The powers conferred on a constable by this section shall be exercisable only at a time when regulations under section 60 are in force.

(9) In this section-

"driving" has the same meaning as in the Road Traffic Act 1988 (c. 52);
"motor vehicle" means any mechanically propelled vehicle, whether or not it is intended or adapted for use on roads; and
"private dwelling house" does not include any garage or other structure occupied with the dwelling house, or any land appurtenant to the dwelling house.

taken from the Police reform act 2002


note the last paragraph regarding "land"....it appears unless your riding round the lounge of your private dwelling you can still have your vehicle taken Shocked


Bit long winded sorry Confused


thats what i meant, i just couldnt be arsed to type the essay Shocked

typers cramp slappy?? Wink
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Nah cut an paste Laughing
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SlapheadBandit© wrote:
Nah cut an paste Laughing


lol Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Pmsl remember when you said that last year?and you were lap dancing in your garden lol
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Pmsl remember when you said that last year?and you were lap dancing in your garden lol


Ha Ha yeah i remember it... ohh how times have changed Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Mrs Moos wrote:
Roughie wrote:
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Pmsl remember when you said that last year?and you were lap dancing in your garden lol


Ha Ha yeah i remember it... ohh how times have changed Wink


nope you are bored again hehe
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AJ wrote:
He's the biggest tosser on the planet, trust me.


Give the big hearted guy a break
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mighty fine coincidence I'm on vacation here with my cuz Wayne over here in Staines.

I swear on my momma's mirkin that I'm comin' on down there in the Hummer, with Wayne, Bubba and Cain. We're gonna get medieval on some AJ ass!

Shall we meet you at the Ace, Rose?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah shucks Horse, Due to my uncle nearly taking off his arm in a hunting accident, All planned vacations have been cancelled. was so looking forward to checking out all the little bike meets in the U.K. Sad

Hopefull we can still get hooked up when you return for that ride upto rockport.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh the joys of looking up IP address Smile
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I think some people need to the the multi personalities doctor Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a big ten-four, Rose.

Darn shame about your uncle's arm - still if you are from the same"Good 'Ol Boy" stock as me, there'll be plenty enough uncles to go around.

If I don't see ya all at Rockport - probably cruising down to Big Sur some time in September!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Managed to break the computer at work.. Rolling Eyes , boss had only just left for his holiday, I.T guy hasnt got a clue what ive done ( Embarrassed ) to it, and cant get to us until Tuesday/wednesday Sad

And Tris has broke his landrover....again.. Rolling Eyes
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