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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

just fineshed work and its dam foggy Sad
what the hell im off for ride Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The fookin weather.. 2 days in a row Sad
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put my gloves on this morning and they are still damp with sweat from yesterday ! Mad
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Put my gloves on this morning and they are still damp with sweat from yesterday ! Mad


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A rottweiler/crow cross crapping all over my bike ffs
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A rottweiler/crow cross crapping all over my bike ffs
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Confucious say.... "Man who park bike under tree, miss Moto GP"

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Va Va Oops wrote:
biggus wrote:
A rottweiler/crow cross crapping all over my bike ffs
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Confucious say.... "Man who park bike under tree, miss Moto GP"

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


A kick in the nuts Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
A rottweiler/crow cross crapping all over my bike ffs

Ah well fella as the saying goes..................."shit happens" rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
A rottweiler/crow cross crapping all over my bike ffs


Wasnt this one was it?......spotted within the last hour Laughing





Sorry..... nothing better to do wiv my time at moment Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

miketiger42 wrote:
biggus wrote:
A rottweiler/crow cross crapping all over my bike ffs


Wasnt this one was it?......spotted within the last hour Laughing





Sorry..... nothing better to do wiv my time at moment Rolling Eyes


rolling on the floor laughing yeah that could be it
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The heat in the paddock waiting to go out Sad

Dohh been off the bike for so long i even forgot to do my lid up Embarrassed sorry Sandra holding you up
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do your lid up!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thieving scrotes than nicked the posties bag with my feckin' new visor in it!! TOSSERS!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Met up with Ali yesterday evening .. As rykers was closing we thought we'd pop into the Burford hotel for a cupper ..


5 quid for a pot of tea nearly had a heart attack
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roughie wrote:
Met up with Ali yesterday evening .. As rykers was closing we thought we'd pop into the Burford hotel for a cupper ..


5 quid for a pot of tea nearly had a heart attack


Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

still owed a lot of money from some to$$er that bounced a cheque on us, keeps trying to fob us off with excuses but bored with him now and the rifle's off to get fixed this week Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roughie wrote:
Met up with Ali yesterday evening .. As rykers was closing we thought we'd pop into the Burford hotel for a cupper ..


5 quid for a pot of tea nearly had a heart attack


Still, ya probably got at least two cups out of it, eh? Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BT



Gnarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fazerstun wrote:
Gnarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Crying or Very sad


I'm sorry. Did you say Gnarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heard on the news today that the police may use an old law to fine cyclists that do not have a bell. They could fine you up to £2,000
Whats wrong with shouting, "Get out of the way you cnut!", instead ? Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm peed off. Chuffster was drying up after dinner and decides to wipe his todger with the teatowel before carrying on to wipe a saucepan thinking I hadn't noticed. Nice. Barf

*a clean towel was used to dry the remaining pans*
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dartfordfirestorm wrote:
I'm peed off. Chuffster was drying up after dinner and decides to wipe his todger with the teatowel before carrying on to wipe a saucepan thinking I hadn't noticed. Nice. Barf

*a clean towel was used to dry the remaining pans*


WTF......................
A/ was he drying up naked ....if so why?
B/ did he get it out to make a point of doing it
C/ i aint ever coming to your house for dinner
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Theres me, trying to get out of the female zone, fat chance, she provided me with another tea towel. Pah, at least I tried..........
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dartfordfirestorm wrote:
I'm peed off. Chuffster was drying up after dinner and decides to wipe his todger with the teatowel before carrying on to wipe a saucepan thinking I hadn't noticed. Nice. Barf

*a clean towel was used to dry the remaining pans*


Sorry, but I have to ask ... were the two of you doing the washing up in the nude Shocked ... been watching far to much 'Life Begins' ... Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BlueRR wrote:
Dartfordfirestorm wrote:
I'm peed off. Chuffster was drying up after dinner and decides to wipe his todger with the teatowel before carrying on to wipe a saucepan thinking I hadn't noticed. Nice. Barf

*a clean towel was used to dry the remaining pans*


Sorry, but I have to ask ... were the two of you doing the washing up in the nude Shocked ... been watching far to much 'Life Begins' ... Cool


You have to try and make the tedius things in life just that little bit more interesting. We either land up with very wet clothes from the paws or have to go scantily clad. Laughing
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