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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuffster wrote:
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subtley letting Roadrunner know that he needed a new pair of work trainers by putting his old ones in a metal bin, pouring lighter fluid all over them and setting them on fire
(ps this was Bonus' idea but I had to burn them as he was too much of a wuss to actually do it himself)

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Hope you gave him a lift to the shop to get some replacements?


Na, gave him £20 and told him to f**k off down to ASDA and get some new pikey ones
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incubus wrote:
Chuffster wrote:
Incubus wrote:
subtley letting Roadrunner know that he needed a new pair of work trainers by putting his old ones in a metal bin, pouring lighter fluid all over them and setting them on fire
(ps this was Bonus' idea but I had to burn them as he was too much of a wuss to actually do it himself)

Smile


Hope you gave him a lift to the shop to get some replacements?


Na, gave him £20 and told him to f**k off down to ASDA and get some new pikey ones
Cool


Thats not nice sending out on the streets with no shoes on his feet now is it. At least you gave him some wedge though.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol he came to work in his good trainers
kept his manky old ones here but they were falling to bits so they had to go!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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One of the guys posted this on mcn ninjas esp for me Rolling Eyes Laughing

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/157806/tatoo_remover/



rolling on the floor laughing might even work on ya tits when your older an ya paws are scratchin ya belly


*sigh* soz hun, theyve already beaten you to taht on the ninja site aswell Rolling Eyes Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robert's bought himself a guitar and amp.

Thinks he's the next Jimi Hendrix!!! Strumming

Forget making me smile ...



... I can't stop laughing!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm getting a bit excited about going abroad for the first time on my own bike ...and nervous about the 'tying-it-down-on-the-ferry' bit.... ...not to mention whether I'll remember which side of the road to ride on!!!

...20hrs to go!!

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm getting a bit excited about going abroad for the first time on my own bike ...and nervous about the 'tying-it-down-on-the-ferry' bit.... ...not to mention whether I'll remember which side of the road to ride on!!!

...20hrs to go!!

Very Happy


I just did the helpless girly bit Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make sure you take an old towel to put over the bike when they strap it down. They sometimes strap over the seat and are not exactly careful.

As for riding on the wrong side, its easy. You usually are mentally prepared for it, its coming back to blighty that causes issues, you havn't even thought about the readjustment.

Have fun out there, hope the weather is kind to you.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Va Va Oops wrote:
I'm getting a bit excited about going abroad for the first time on my own bike ...and nervous about the 'tying-it-down-on-the-ferry' bit.... ...not to mention whether I'll remember which side of the road to ride on!!!

...20hrs to go!!

Very Happy


Act helpless like Tinks said .. Wink


Have a great time Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am at my filming thing and they have computers with internet in the green room so i can spend some time here while there is a break in filming..

i have just had my make up done ... i feel like a movie star You're a star
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go for it roughie - stardom at last. Enjoy your day. Think you will be surprised how tired you are at the end of it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incubus wrote:
subtley letting Roadrunner know that he needed a new pair of work trainers by putting his old ones in a metal bin, pouring lighter fluid all over them and setting them on fire
(ps this was Bonus' idea but I had to burn them as he was too much of a wuss to actually do it himself)

Smile


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

is that before or after you burnt them Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why can I see a face in amongst those flames? :eeek:
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG - so can I!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ardee wrote:
is that before or after you burnt them Laughing


not far off!

the big holes and damage to the outside of the left trainer were pre fire!!

hence why they had to go
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Off to HM Racing this morning to see if they can blow the Bandit up Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Off to HM Racing this morning to see if they can blow the Bandit up Laughing


I'm sure if it's survived your best efforts a dyno run will be a walk in the park Wink Smile
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biggus wrote:
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Off to HM Racing this morning to see if they can blow the Bandit up Laughing


I'm sure if it's survived your best efforts a dyno run will be a walk in the park Wink Smile


Trust me dude if i wanted it to go BANG ................it would Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Off to HM Racing this morning to see if they can blow the Bandit up Laughing


I'm sure if it's survived your best efforts a dyno run will be a walk in the park Wink Smile


Trust me dude if i wanted it to go BANG ................it would Laughing


Done the oil change yet ? Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup changed oil, filter and plugs Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good man....

Predictions...?

I reckon.... 125bhp at the wheel Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mebbe a little lower.............. 123 above that ill be more than happy Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What made me smile today was watching a cyclist skip a red light, narrowly miss a car, bump into a curb and land on a pavement.

... A relatively painless way for them to learn that it's not big and it's not clever to jump reds Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

keti wrote:
... A relatively painless way for them to learn that it's not big and it's not clever to jump reds Razz


With any luck it was the nob that jumped the light in front of me yesterday Smile
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