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Incubus +1 up for a spanking


Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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Chuffster wrote: | Incubus wrote: | subtley letting Roadrunner know that he needed a new pair of work trainers by putting his old ones in a metal bin, pouring lighter fluid all over them and setting them on fire
(ps this was Bonus' idea but I had to burn them as he was too much of a wuss to actually do it himself)
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Hope you gave him a lift to the shop to get some replacements? |
Na, gave him £20 and told him to f**k off down to ASDA and get some new pikey ones
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Chuffster Knight in Green Armour


Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 6450 Location: A green place
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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Incubus wrote: | Chuffster wrote: | Incubus wrote: | subtley letting Roadrunner know that he needed a new pair of work trainers by putting his old ones in a metal bin, pouring lighter fluid all over them and setting them on fire
(ps this was Bonus' idea but I had to burn them as he was too much of a wuss to actually do it himself)
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Hope you gave him a lift to the shop to get some replacements? |
Na, gave him £20 and told him to f**k off down to ASDA and get some new pikey ones
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Thats not nice sending out on the streets with no shoes on his feet now is it. At least you gave him some wedge though. _________________ Its better to regret something you did rather than something you didnt do... |
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Incubus +1 up for a spanking


Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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lol he came to work in his good trainers
kept his manky old ones here but they were falling to bits so they had to go! _________________ The Stevie Wonder of rideouts!
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Paws TT Racer

Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 1076 Location: Plymouth
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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SlapheadBandit© wrote: |
might even work on ya tits when your older an ya paws are scratchin ya belly |
*sigh* soz hun, theyve already beaten you to taht on the ninja site aswell  _________________ 6th October 2012 i become Mrs Boswell-Dalby  |
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Suzibabe Vin Diesel


Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 4178 Location: Wokingham
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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Robert's bought himself a guitar and amp.
Thinks he's the next Jimi Hendrix!!!
Forget making me smile ...
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Va Va Oops Va Va Yes yes yes yes!!!!


Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 5020
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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I'm getting a bit excited about going abroad for the first time on my own bike ...and nervous about the 'tying-it-down-on-the-ferry' bit.... ...not to mention whether I'll remember which side of the road to ride on!!!
...20hrs to go!!
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Tinks Fairy Grandmoderator


Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Posts: 19443 Location: Away with the fairys.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:45 am Post subject: |
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Va Va Oops wrote: | I'm getting a bit excited about going abroad for the first time on my own bike ...and nervous about the 'tying-it-down-on-the-ferry' bit.... ...not to mention whether I'll remember which side of the road to ride on!!!
...20hrs to go!!
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I just did the helpless girly bit  _________________ Happiness is a friction burn on your knee
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Chuffster Knight in Green Armour


Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 6450 Location: A green place
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:01 am Post subject: |
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Make sure you take an old towel to put over the bike when they strap it down. They sometimes strap over the seat and are not exactly careful.
As for riding on the wrong side, its easy. You usually are mentally prepared for it, its coming back to blighty that causes issues, you havn't even thought about the readjustment.
Have fun out there, hope the weather is kind to you. _________________ Its better to regret something you did rather than something you didnt do... |
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BlueRR MotoGP Racer

Joined: 06 Apr 2005 Posts: 2872
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:54 am Post subject: |
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Va Va Oops wrote: | I'm getting a bit excited about going abroad for the first time on my own bike ...and nervous about the 'tying-it-down-on-the-ferry' bit.... ...not to mention whether I'll remember which side of the road to ride on!!!
...20hrs to go!!
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Act helpless like Tinks said ..
Have a great time  _________________ Are you ready boots ... ? |
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Roughie Martini Model


Joined: 10 Oct 2004 Posts: 10558 Location: 175lbs down and counting
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:24 am Post subject: |
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I am at my filming thing and they have computers with internet in the green room so i can spend some time here while there is a break in filming..
i have just had my make up done ... i feel like a movie star  _________________
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Chuffster Knight in Green Armour


Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 6450 Location: A green place
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:26 am Post subject: |
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Go for it roughie - stardom at last. Enjoy your day. Think you will be surprised how tired you are at the end of it. _________________ Its better to regret something you did rather than something you didnt do... |
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Incubus +1 up for a spanking


Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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Incubus wrote: | subtley letting Roadrunner know that he needed a new pair of work trainers by putting his old ones in a metal bin, pouring lighter fluid all over them and setting them on fire
(ps this was Bonus' idea but I had to burn them as he was too much of a wuss to actually do it himself)
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photo evidence
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ardee World Superbike Racer


Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 1703 Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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is that before or after you burnt them  |
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Fazerstun Trials Rider


Joined: 10 May 2006 Posts: 333 Location: Darn Sarf
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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Why can I see a face in amongst those flames? :eeek: _________________ Ouch |
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Suzibabe Vin Diesel


Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 4178 Location: Wokingham
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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OMG - so can I!
Scary! _________________ We are all born mad. Some remain so. ~ Samuel Beckett 1906-1989 |
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Incubus +1 up for a spanking


Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 9973 Location: Brighton
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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ardee wrote: | is that before or after you burnt them  |
not far off!
the big holes and damage to the outside of the left trainer were pre fire!!
hence why they had to go
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GSEX-SLAPPY Guest
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:26 am Post subject: |
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Off to HM Racing this morning to see if they can blow the Bandit up  |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:30 am Post subject: |
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SlapheadBandit© wrote: | Off to HM Racing this morning to see if they can blow the Bandit up  |
I'm sure if it's survived your best efforts a dyno run will be a walk in the park  _________________
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:32 am Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | SlapheadBandit© wrote: | Off to HM Racing this morning to see if they can blow the Bandit up  |
I'm sure if it's survived your best efforts a dyno run will be a walk in the park  |
Trust me dude if i wanted it to go BANG ................it would  |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:58 am Post subject: |
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SlapheadBandit© wrote: | biggus wrote: | SlapheadBandit© wrote: | Off to HM Racing this morning to see if they can blow the Bandit up  |
I'm sure if it's survived your best efforts a dyno run will be a walk in the park  |
Trust me dude if i wanted it to go BANG ................it would  |
Done the oil change yet ?  _________________
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GSEX-SLAPPY Guest
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:59 am Post subject: |
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Yup changed oil, filter and plugs  |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:02 am Post subject: |
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Good man....
Predictions...?
I reckon.... 125bhp at the wheel  _________________
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There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
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GSEX-SLAPPY Guest
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:07 am Post subject: |
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mebbe a little lower.............. 123 above that ill be more than happy  |
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keti Learner

Joined: 11 Sep 2006 Posts: 88
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:10 am Post subject: |
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What made me smile today was watching a cyclist skip a red light, narrowly miss a car, bump into a curb and land on a pavement.
... A relatively painless way for them to learn that it's not big and it's not clever to jump reds  |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:22 am Post subject: |
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keti wrote: | ... A relatively painless way for them to learn that it's not big and it's not clever to jump reds  |
With any luck it was the nob that jumped the light in front of me yesterday  _________________
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