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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surprisingly enough the first thing I didn't do was ask to see his test report. Rolling Eyes

For any who wish to check the information, I would think it'd be on the DVLA or DSA web site.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes yerself

And it's the DSA not that your mate will ever need the DVLA by the sound of it.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pip wrote:
Oh Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes yerself

And it's the DSA not that your mate will ever need the DVLA by the sound of it.


shouldn't stir but.........

rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incubus wrote:
shouldn't stir but.........

rolling on the floor laughing


Shocked

When have you ever stirred anything?

Perish the thought..... Laughing



pip wrote:
Oh Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes yerself

And it's the DSA not that your mate will ever need the DVLA by the sound of it.


Who does need 'em?

The friend who first raised the point passed his test about a year ago, so fairly recent. I'm not sure when the other two who agreed with him passed theirs. It could be that they all did their test at the same centre and all the instructors a that test centre had been misinformed, or they all got the same instructor and the instructor was misinformed, or it could be they all have the wrong end of the stick.

I think the point I was trying to get across with the original post was that I was irritated having heard that such happens. I wasn't expecting to be asked questions to which the answers were blindingly obvious, nor was I expecting to have my friends insulted.

Would you have preferred it if I had replied, "Oh yes, of COURSE I immediately asked him to go home, fish out his test report and bring it back for immediate perusal so that I could check whether he was talking out his arse or not."
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I seem to recall Mike telling me when he learnt to drive (2000), or it might have been when he was doing his advanced driving, that the recommended way in a car is just to glance to your right or left to check your blind spot, not to look right over your shoulder.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not looking at all would be a driving error. Doing it three times would cause you to fail. I just don't understand which bit looking over your shoulder at the wrong time comes under.



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Legoland!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Discovering that I've been paying repair shops to replace my brake & clutch levers whenever they mysteriously break Embarrassed when it's a complete piece of p*ss to do meself! Took me two 10mm spanners and about 5 mins to replace the GSR's brake lever tonight! Rolling Eyes

What an idiot I am sometimes... sigh
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firecracker wrote:
Discovering that I've been paying repair shops to replace my brake & clutch levers whenever they mysteriously break Embarrassed when it's a complete piece of p*ss to do meself! Took me two 10mm spanners and about 5 mins to replace the GSR's brake lever tonight! Rolling Eyes

What an idiot I am sometimes... sigh


I still pay people to do my oil change after every two track days Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey both of ya ...bring round here an ill do em half price .....Bugger it Marc your will be 2/3 rds yur normal cost ...FC ill do you for free .....the bike ...THE BIKE .........jeez keeping this new an improved slapmeister in check is gonna be a full time job Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ITS RAINING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are not instructors at Test Centres, they are EXAMINERS








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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tinks wrote:
ITS RAINING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
not here it an't Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarcBC wrote:
Firecracker wrote:
Discovering that I've been paying repair shops to replace my brake & clutch levers whenever they mysteriously break Embarrassed when it's a complete piece of p*ss to do meself! Took me two 10mm spanners and about 5 mins to replace the GSR's brake lever tonight! Rolling Eyes

What an idiot I am sometimes... sigh


I still pay people to do my oil change after every two track days Embarrassed


Yes, so do I. I'm perfectly capable of doing my own oil changes on cage or bike, but choose not to because I CBA with the hazardous waste disposal. Besides, I don't get the consumables at much of a discount from Halfords or wherever so there's not a lot of cost savings in it anyhow.

But that's not true for the levers. Just ignorance & laziness on my part - ffs Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just found out that a friend of mine failed his driving test because because he had the wrong colour shoes on.

It must be true because he told me so






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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SLAPPY© wrote:
jeez keeping this new an improved slapmeister in check is gonna be a full time job Cool


Who said it's improved? I was happy with the old one. Air Kiss Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suzibabe wrote:
SLAPPY© wrote:
jeez keeping this new an improved slapmeister in check is gonna be a full time job Cool


Who said it's improved? I was happy with the old one. Air Kiss Very Happy


Awww shucks thanks ...but hold on tight as melz found out yesterday this ones a real bugger Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Mouse wrote:
Just found out that a friend of mine failed his driving test because because he had the wrong colour shoes on.

It must be true because he told me so






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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the reaction to this

http://www.boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=17440


most of us know how much it hurts some more than others Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rain on my first trackday
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

See what Andy Ibbott has to say about that.... lol!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jollygiant wrote:
Rain on my first trackday


what are ya? a man or a mouse? Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

can't find me friggin passport Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Elevated horses.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pip wrote:
Elevated horses.


Rob Zombie?
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