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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Athos wrote: | | SLAPPY© wrote: | ......did i mention the missus reckons i go like one  |
what she actually said was "you got a dick like one"  |
she didnt like to mention you by name  |
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Baloo
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| Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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| SLAPPY© wrote: | | MarcBC wrote: | | Flipper wrote: | | pjsuperwoman wrote: | | was backing my bike down the patio this morning |
Where exactly do you keep your bike?? |
What she didn't say was it was my patio!  |
no but she did happen to mention a rabbit ......did i mention the missus reckons i go like one |
So that is where all those bloody brown pellets came from! |
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GSEX-SLAPPY
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| Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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| MarcBC wrote: | | SLAPPY© wrote: | | MarcBC wrote: | | Flipper wrote: | | pjsuperwoman wrote: | | was backing my bike down the patio this morning |
Where exactly do you keep your bike?? |
What she didn't say was it was my patio! |
no but she did happen to mention a rabbit ......did i mention the missus reckons i go like one |
So that is where all those bloody brown pellets came from! |
aye me mummy taught me ...never shit on me own doorstep |
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Wivvy
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ex-girlfriends posting 18 year old photos of me on facebook!
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PJ_DJ
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:03 am Post subject: |
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| Wivvy wrote: | ex-girlfriends posting 18 year old photos of me on facebook!
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Well get your revenge and post pics of your girlfriend when she was 18 for the deviants on here 
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Biker-Spawn
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What's pissed me off today: Rumours about my riding regarding a situation which MOST OF YOU WEREN'T PRESENT FOR!
Regarding the person it started with, check your fucking mirrors and have some awareness for the road around you and maybe you wouldn't have a problem. Speaking of which, that LACK of awareness almost caused you to take out someones front wheel, good thing they have good braking reflexes.
No names mentioned, you know who you are.
P.S. Those two of you who pulled out of the Ratrun due to the above mentioned, I'd already decided I don't want to spend the petrol money. I'm going to Oxfordshire instead, or possibly back down to Lechlade to visit a brewery.
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boudicas
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:52 am Post subject: |
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| Biker-Spawn wrote: | What's pissed me off today: Rumours about my riding regarding a situation which MOST OF YOU WEREN'T PRESENT FOR!
Regarding the person it started with, check your fucking mirrors and have some awareness for the road around you and maybe you wouldn't have a problem. Speaking of which, that LACK of awareness almost caused you to take out someones front wheel, good thing they have good braking reflexes.
No names mentioned, you know who you are.
P.S. Those two of you who pulled out of the Ratrun due to the above mentioned, I'd already decided I don't want to spend the petrol money. I'm going to Oxfordshire instead, or possibly back down to Lechlade to visit a brewery. |
Huh????
What did I miss ????
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Biker-Spawn
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:52 am Post subject: |
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| boudicas wrote: | | Biker-Spawn wrote: | What's pissed me off today: Rumours about my riding regarding a situation which MOST OF YOU WEREN'T PRESENT FOR!
Regarding the person it started with, check your fucking mirrors and have some awareness for the road around you and maybe you wouldn't have a problem. Speaking of which, that LACK of awareness almost caused you to take out someones front wheel, good thing they have good braking reflexes.
No names mentioned, you know who you are.
P.S. Those two of you who pulled out of the Ratrun due to the above mentioned, I'd already decided I don't want to spend the petrol money. I'm going to Oxfordshire instead, or possibly back down to Lechlade to visit a brewery. |
Huh????
What did I miss ???? |
If you missed it, then it doesn't matter and you don't want to know.
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Wivvy
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:07 am Post subject: |
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| PJ_DJ wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | ex-girlfriends posting 18 year old photos of me on facebook!
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Well get your revenge and post pics of your girlfriend when she was 18 for the deviants on here |
which ones? got a few norty shots! |
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Baloo
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Wivvy wrote: | ex-girlfriends posting 18 year old photos of me on facebook!
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Are these photos of you at the age of 18 or are the photos 18 years old? If the latter, was it legal to photograph you then? |
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Wivvy
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funnily enough Marc, i'm 36.....so go do the Maths
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biggus
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Biker-Spawn wrote: | | What's pissed me off today: Rumours about my riding regarding a situation which MOST OF YOU WEREN'T PRESENT FOR! |
Nope... and I don't take kindly to recieving PM's accusing about it... If I was there thought you were being a nob, I would tell you to your face - you know that, but I most certainly did not ring anyone up telling tales as mentioned.
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Gupps giving me his bloody cold ... well when he had it it was MAN FLU 
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boudicas
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| Roughie wrote: | | Gupps giving me his bloody cold ... well when he had it it was MAN FLU |
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through lol 
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"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "
.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!? |
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Roughie
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| Danger Mouse wrote: | "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "
.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!? |
Bloody hell i could not have put it better myself
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The Mouse
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Danger Mouse wrote: | "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "
.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!? |
Blimey 
Calm down!!!!!!!!
I think Boudicas was just joking |
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Roughie
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| The Mouse wrote: | | Danger Mouse wrote: | "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "
.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!? |
Blimey
Calm down!!!!!!!!
I think Boudicas was just joking |
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The Mouse
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| Roughie wrote: | | The Mouse wrote: | | Danger Mouse wrote: | "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "
.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!? |
Blimey
Calm down!!!!!!!!
I think Boudicas was just joking |
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argggggggh.............. stop it |
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Lil Mush
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| Danger Mouse wrote: | "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "
.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!? |
 This ain't the WI...
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Biker-Spawn
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| biggus wrote: | | Biker-Spawn wrote: | | What's pissed me off today: Rumours about my riding regarding a situation which MOST OF YOU WEREN'T PRESENT FOR! |
Nope... and I don't take kindly to recieving PM's accusing about it... If I was there thought you were being a nob, I would tell you to your face - you know that, but I most certainly did not ring anyone up telling tales as mentioned. |
Dude, I asked...didn't mean it to sound like an accusation. Sorry.
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Danger Mouse
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| spill the beans then. Are you dnagerous and out of control? |
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Wivvy
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i'm going for twat....
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boudicas
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Danger Mouse wrote: | "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "
.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!? |
Bloody hell.... As I read that I broke out in a cold sweat and my balls began to retreat back into my stomach !!!!
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