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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "

.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!?


whoa ...us blokes have to work bloody hard an even break outinto a sweat to get you to that stage and then we have to tolerate the constant whining .....lets face it less girls would get into that state if more girls took it in the back door ...............


























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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biker-Spawn wrote:
What's pissed me off today: Rumours about my riding regarding a situation which MOST OF YOU WEREN'T PRESENT FOR!

Regarding the person it started with, check your fucking mirrors and have some awareness for the road around you and maybe you wouldn't have a problem. Speaking of which, that LACK of awareness almost caused you to take out someones front wheel, good thing they have good braking reflexes.


No names mentioned, you know who you are.

P.S. Those two of you who pulled out of the Ratrun due to the above mentioned, I'd already decided I don't want to spend the petrol money. I'm going to Oxfordshire instead, or possibly back down to Lechlade to visit a brewery.




caaaaaaaaaalm down its only a commercial .......... Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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no but she did happen to mention a rabbit ......did i mention the missus reckons i go like one Wink

no i think you miss heard her....she said, stood in Ann Summers looking at you... "i need to get me a rabbit!!" Wink Laughing
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was backing my bike down the patio this morning


Where exactly do you keep your bike?? Laughing


What she didn't say was it was my patio! Cool Laughing
just as well it wasn't your garage, would never have been able to leave Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SLAPPY© wrote:
Danger Mouse wrote:
"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "

.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!?


whoa ...us blokes have to work bloody hard an even break outinto a sweat to get you to that stage and then we have to tolerate the constant whining .....lets face it less girls would get into that state if more girls took it in the back door ...............


IMO when a guy wants to do that, he's in denial of his homosexuality...... got anything to tell us Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pjsuperwoman wrote:
SLAPPY© wrote:
Danger Mouse wrote:
"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "

.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!?


whoa ...us blokes have to work bloody hard an even break outinto a sweat to get you to that stage and then we have to tolerate the constant whining .....lets face it less girls would get into that state if more girls took it in the back door ...............


IMO when a guy wants to do that, he's in denial of his homosexuality...... got anything to tell us Wink Laughing



no ..defo not ...i cant stand pain so i could never be one of them ...an ya can ask my missus any time ya like about my veiws on em Wink

maybe it would have sounded better in the " behind the bike shed" thread and been taken as the joke it was intended as....
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pjsuperwoman wrote:
SLAPPY© wrote:
Danger Mouse wrote:
"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "

.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!?


whoa ...us blokes have to work bloody hard an even break outinto a sweat to get you to that stage and then we have to tolerate the constant whining .....lets face it less girls would get into that state if more girls took it in the back door ...............


IMO when a guy wants to do that, he's in denial of his homosexuality...... got anything to tell us Wink Laughing


I have to agree with you on this. I have noticed the same, he has already tried it on with on me several occasions. Other men on this forum have said that they feel slightly unconfortable around him, because of the way he looks at them, generally with a little bit of dribble coming out of the side of his month.

Slap, I think it may be time for you to come out and admit your sexuality. In this day in age it's nothing to be ashamed of.





















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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Mouse wrote:
pjsuperwoman wrote:
SLAPPY© wrote:
Danger Mouse wrote:
"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MANFLU.... women just don't know what we go through "

.........oh right do you've shat out a shitspuingtitsucking 9lb ball of a human then have you, followed by your insides being ripped out as a hairy arsed midwife with forearms like Popeye tugs on the chord to rip out the afterbirth. Yeah right men go thru shit don't they!?


whoa ...us blokes have to work bloody hard an even break outinto a sweat to get you to that stage and then we have to tolerate the constant whining .....lets face it less girls would get into that state if more girls took it in the back door ...............


IMO when a guy wants to do that, he's in denial of his homosexuality...... got anything to tell us Wink Laughing


I have to agree with you on this. I have noticed the same, he has already tried it on with on me several occasions. Other men on this forum have said that they feel slightly unconfortable around him, because of the way he looks at them, generally with a little bit of dribble coming out of the side of his month.

Slap, I think it may be time for you to come out and admit your sexuality. In this day in age it's nothing to be ashamed of.





















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At least Mouse you havent woken up in France with the Slapmeister spooning you Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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At least Mouse you havent woken up in France with the Slapmeister spooning you Shocked Shocked


hmmmmmmm

Even more evidence Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like the truth is out Slappy Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Looks like the truth is out Slappy"

........aye it is. Only question left to answer is he the Singer or the Dancer?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Boxhill forum now blocked by my works IT dept. Now I have to use my iPhone Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Boxhill forum now blocked by my works IT dept.


Quite right too................













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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Boxhill forum now blocked by my works IT dept. Now I have to use my iPhone Sad


http://www.freeproxyserver.ca/

Try that Smile
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boudicas wrote:
Boxhill forum now blocked by my works IT dept. Now I have to use my iPhone Sad


http://www.freeproxyserver.ca/

Try that Smile


Laughing Like BarryH needs more ideas? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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spill the beans then. Are you dnagerous and out of control?


Only on the dance floor.... Mart
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wildman wrote:
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Boxhill forum now blocked by my works IT dept. Now I have to use my iPhone Sad


http://www.freeproxyserver.ca/

Try that Smile


I've tried that but it still blocked... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit loads of free proxy servers out there. Just Google for 'em
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Shit loads of free proxy servers out there. Just Google for 'em


I can't remember the message it brings up but i have tried a couple and it's still blocked Sad

it's funny i can bring a couple of other forums up but not this one, the message is something like the page you want to view is vehicles and that is blocked Sad

I'll have a look again at the free proxy server and see what happens
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wildman wrote:
Shit loads of free proxy servers out there. Just Google for 'em


I can't remember the message it brings up but i have tried a couple and it's still blocked Sad

it's funny i can bring a couple of other forums up but not this one, the message is something like the page you want to view is vehicles and that is blocked Sad

I'll have a look again at the free proxy server and see what happens


You can often select on a proxy server to block meta tags
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Roughie wrote:
wildman wrote:
Shit loads of free proxy servers out there. Just Google for 'em


I can't remember the message it brings up but i have tried a couple and it's still blocked Sad

it's funny i can bring a couple of other forums up but not this one, the message is something like the page you want to view is vehicles and that is blocked Sad

I'll have a look again at the free proxy server and see what happens


You can often select on a proxy server to block meta tags


I have no idea what you just said rolling on the floor laughing
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http://www.freeproxyserver.ca/index.php?btxmnercdeqt=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5ib3hoaWxsLmNvLnVrL2ZvcnVtL3BocEJCMi9pbmRleC5waHA%3D

Try that.

Just a thought. You are typing in the complete url (http://www.boxhill.co.uk) on the last link aren't you?
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biggus wrote:
Roughie wrote:
wildman wrote:
Shit loads of free proxy servers out there. Just Google for 'em


I can't remember the message it brings up but i have tried a couple and it's still blocked Sad

it's funny i can bring a couple of other forums up but not this one, the message is something like the page you want to view is vehicles and that is blocked Sad

I'll have a look again at the free proxy server and see what happens


You can often select on a proxy server to block meta tags


I have no idea what you just said rolling on the floor laughing


He Said:

You can often select on a proxy server to block meta tags

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wildman wrote:
http://www.freeproxyserver.ca/index.php?btxmnercdeqt=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5ib3hoaWxsLmNvLnVrL2ZvcnVtL3BocEJCMi9pbmRleC5waHA%3D

Try that.

Just a thought. You are typing in the complete url (http://www.boxhill.co.uk) on the last link aren't you?


Sorry to be a right dumb arse what excatly do you mean
http://www.freeproxyserver.ca/http://www.boxhill.co.uk is that what i should be typing, i really don't have a clue Embarrassed

Have emailed the link to myself at work and will have a go on Monday

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