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Baloo
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Appalling lecturers. Today: "look through this picture book and spend 30 minutes describing the composition and lighting of any one picture. Well done, so that is composition and lighting done. What next, oh, I know, do you know what all the button do on your cameras."?
FFS I have spent 32 yrs taking photographs and think I know a little about this.
One more chance to redeem himself tomorrow. |
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Tusky
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | Appalling lecturers. Today: "look through this picture book and spend 30 minutes describing the composition and lighting of any one picture. Well done, so that is composition and lighting done. What next, oh, I know, do you know what all the button do on your cameras."?
FFS I have spent 32 yrs taking photographs and think I know a little about this.
One more chance to redeem himself tomorrow. |
and his teaching qualifications are?
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Baloo
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Tusky wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | Appalling lecturers. Today: "look through this picture book and spend 30 minutes describing the composition and lighting of any one picture. Well done, so that is composition and lighting done. What next, oh, I know, do you know what all the button do on your cameras."?
FFS I have spent 32 yrs taking photographs and think I know a little about this.
One more chance to redeem himself tomorrow. |
and his teaching qualifications are? |
He spent many years working for camera equipment rental companies and then as a photogrtaphic assistant. Just started on the lecture circuit, apparently.
Not the guy originally listed. Perhaps some money back if things do not pick up. |
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Tusky
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Baloo wrote: | | Tusky wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | Appalling lecturers. Today: "look through this picture book and spend 30 minutes describing the composition and lighting of any one picture. Well done, so that is composition and lighting done. What next, oh, I know, do you know what all the button do on your cameras."?
FFS I have spent 32 yrs taking photographs and think I know a little about this.
One more chance to redeem himself tomorrow. |
and his teaching qualifications are? |
He spent many years working for camera equipment rental companies and then as a photogrtaphic assistant. Just started on the lecture circuit, apparently.
Not the guy originally listed. Perhaps some money back if things do not pick up. |
Only asked as my entire family were all educationalists..... I was the black sheep 
Always pisses me off how peeps get to teach based on workplace experience rather than communication and teaching skills 
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Tango
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Tusky wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | | Tusky wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | Appalling lecturers. Today: "look through this picture book and spend 30 minutes describing the composition and lighting of any one picture. Well done, so that is composition and lighting done. What next, oh, I know, do you know what all the button do on your cameras."?
FFS I have spent 32 yrs taking photographs and think I know a little about this.
One more chance to redeem himself tomorrow. |
and his teaching qualifications are? |
He spent many years working for camera equipment rental companies and then as a photogrtaphic assistant. Just started on the lecture circuit, apparently.
Not the guy originally listed. Perhaps some money back if things do not pick up. |
Only asked as my entire family were all educationalists..... I was the black sheep
Always pisses me off how peeps get to teach based on workplace experience rather than communication and teaching skills |
As the saying goes ........... those that do do and those that cant teach ...... 
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gsxrboy 24/7
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| Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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| tango wrote: | | Tusky wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | | Tusky wrote: | | Baloo wrote: | Appalling lecturers. Today: "look through this picture book and spend 30 minutes describing the composition and lighting of any one picture. Well done, so that is composition and lighting done. What next, oh, I know, do you know what all the button do on your cameras."?
FFS I have spent 32 yrs taking photographs and think I know a little about this.
One more chance to redeem himself tomorrow. |
and his teaching qualifications are? |
He spent many years working for camera equipment rental companies and then as a photogrtaphic assistant. Just started on the lecture circuit, apparently.
Not the guy originally listed. Perhaps some money back if things do not pick up. |
Only asked as my entire family were all educationalists..... I was the black sheep
Always pisses me off how peeps get to teach based on workplace experience rather than communication and teaching skills |
As the saying goes ........... those that do do and those that cant teach ...... |
i teach 
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Well, not pissed me off but tonight reminded me of an old 'irritation'. Yep, pub quizes! 
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Wivvy
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still aching from Sunday...  |
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| Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
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Roughie
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:31 am Post subject: |
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| Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
Why ? what did you do ?
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Wivvy
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:37 am Post subject: |
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| Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
Why ? what did you do ? |
rode a stupid bike to camber and back |
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Roughie
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:45 am Post subject: |
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| Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
Why ? what did you do ? |
rode a stupid bike to camber and back |
Ohh Wivvy my love you do need to get fitter 
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Wivvy
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:50 am Post subject: |
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| Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
Why ? what did you do ? |
rode a stupid bike to camber and back |
Ohh Wivvy my love you do need to get fitter |
more time on the bike is what's needed. i've done less than 1000 miles this year. |
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wivvy's dad
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:52 am Post subject: |
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| Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
Why ? what did you do ? |
rode a stupid bike to camber and back |
Ohh Wivvy my love you do need to get fitter |
more time on the bike is what's needed. i've done less than 1000 miles this year. |
Pah.......................lightweight kids............................. |
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Taz
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:54 am Post subject: |
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| Wivvy wrote: | | more time on the bike is what's needed. i've done less than 1000 miles this year. |
and 200 odd of those were on Sunday!
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Roughie
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:54 am Post subject: |
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
Why ? what did you do ? |
rode a stupid bike to camber and back |
Ohh Wivvy my love you do need to get fitter |
more time on the bike is what's needed. i've done less than 1000 miles this year. |
Pah.......................lightweight kids............................. |
I blame the parents
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wivvy's dad
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| Roughie wrote: | | wivvy's dad wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
Why ? what did you do ? |
rode a stupid bike to camber and back |
Ohh Wivvy my love you do need to get fitter |
more time on the bike is what's needed. i've done less than 1000 miles this year. |
Pah.......................lightweight kids............................. |
I blame the parents |
Mother certainly................................... |
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Roughie
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:58 am Post subject: |
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | wivvy's dad wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
Why ? what did you do ? |
rode a stupid bike to camber and back |
Ohh Wivvy my love you do need to get fitter |
more time on the bike is what's needed. i've done less than 1000 miles this year. |
Pah.......................lightweight kids............................. |
I blame the parents |
Mother certainly................................... |
ohh typical balme the women of the world 
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wivvy's dad
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:09 am Post subject: |
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| Roughie wrote: | | wivvy's dad wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | wivvy's dad wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
Why ? what did you do ? |
rode a stupid bike to camber and back |
Ohh Wivvy my love you do need to get fitter |
more time on the bike is what's needed. i've done less than 1000 miles this year. |
Pah.......................lightweight kids............................. |
I blame the parents |
Mother certainly................................... |
ohh typical balme the women of the world |
.....and your point is.....? |
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Roughie
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| wivvy's dad wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | wivvy's dad wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | wivvy's dad wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | Roughie wrote: | | Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
Why ? what did you do ? |
rode a stupid bike to camber and back |
Ohh Wivvy my love you do need to get fitter |
more time on the bike is what's needed. i've done less than 1000 miles this year. |
Pah.......................lightweight kids............................. |
I blame the parents |
Mother certainly................................... |
ohh typical balme the women of the world |
.....and your point is.....? |
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Cpt.Slow
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| school shoes x 3 pairs = a f*cking fortune.... 10 tanks of fuel for the girlie infact |
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Taz
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Cpt.Slow wrote: | | school shoes x 3 pairs = a f*cking fortune.... 10 tanks of fuel for the girlie infact |
I knew there were good reasons to remain childless 
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kwikasfuki
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Cpt.Slow wrote: | | school shoes x 3 pairs = a f*cking fortune.... 10 tanks of fuel for the girlie infact |
and if they are anything like my kids they will be wrecked within a week.
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kwikasfuki
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Wivvy wrote: | | still aching from Sunday... |
wimp, thougt it was an easy run for you!!!!
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BarryH
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| Having to come home.........didn't bloody want to, but have to earn some sheckles......and trains are crap. |
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