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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tonsilitis I'm ill
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thers a cure for that........have'em out. You'll be able to eat ice cream to your hearts content without all the guilt........
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Thers a cure for that........have'em out. You'll be able to eat ice cream to your hearts content without all the guilt........


Can't I just eat ice cream & not have an operation? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No your a female, you've got to have the op.......oh and you won't be able to talk much afterwards. Gary told me to tell you that......
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No your a female, you've got to have the op.......oh and you won't be able to talk much afterwards. Gary told me to tell you that......

Laughing Shake that booty
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

photo chick wrote:
Tonsilitis I'm ill



gargle with aspirin, antinflam med so should help reduce the swelling
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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photo chick wrote:
Tonsilitis I'm ill



powdered aspirin applied orally by ya fella with something that wont scratch, viagra should help induce the swelling for him to gain the right length



sounds good to me
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SLAPPY wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
photo chick wrote:
Tonsilitis I'm ill



powdered aspirin applied orally by ya fella with something that wont scratch, viagra should help induce the swelling for him to gain the right length



sounds good to me


hhmmm...as he was my fella this isnt something im likely to say now is it Confused knowing his size an all that Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cpt.Slow wrote:
SLAPPY wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
photo chick wrote:
Tonsilitis I'm ill



powdered aspirin applied orally by ya fella with something that wont scratch, viagra should help induce the swelling for him to gain the right length



sounds good to me


hhmmm...as he was my fella this isnt something im likely to say now is it Confused knowing his size an all that Wink


.....YO!..... SLAPPY!! Want your size 9 back mate rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BarryH wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
SLAPPY wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
photo chick wrote:
Tonsilitis I'm ill



powdered aspirin applied orally by ya fella with something that wont scratch, viagra should help induce the swelling for him to gain the right length



sounds good to me


hhmmm...as he was my fella this isnt something im likely to say now is it Confused knowing his size an all that Wink


.....YO!..... SLAPPY!! Want your size 9 back mate rolling on the floor laughing


pmsl pmsl pmsl

New Keyboard Please
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cpt.Slow wrote:
SLAPPY wrote:
Cpt.Slow wrote:
photo chick wrote:
Tonsilitis I'm ill



powdered aspirin applied orally by ya fella with something that wont scratch, viagra should help induce the swelling for him to gain the right length



sounds good to me


hhmmm...as he was my fella this isnt something im likely to say now is it Confused knowing his size an all that Wink


your concern for her digestive system is duley noted Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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pmsl pmsl pmsl

New Keyboard Please


If you've pi$$ed yourself that much your gonna need more than a new keyboard Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slappy you cock!! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Slappy you cock!! Rolling Eyes


whad i do Shocked ...oh shit dont tell me gaz is crushin asprin as we speak
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

finally getting the few remaining pics from the aug 16th run off my phone.

The downside being the quality of the pix is absolute sh!te !
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't f*ckin' sleep and I've got a long ride tomorrow! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can sleep either. Went to bed at 2:30 and woke up at 4, what's that all about? I want to sleep, I really do. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The "'t" fell off my last post.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

can i skip the day and just have the night Confused
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

finished my half day at work, just about to leave the office and it starts Rain God

no waterproofs and i'm wearing armoured jeans.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AAARRRGH! Why do cage drivers drive like such CNUTS when it rains?

They are in a controlled atmosphere with wipers to clear the windscreen and protection in the form of metal and air bags to shield them all around...
I'm in my lane riding a 'dominant' position (centre of lane) and they still aim for me Evil or Very Mad
Is shunting me out the way going to get them somewhere faster... can't they see the high-vis? or is it just sheer ignorance that makes them drive like idiots?

I seriously suggest the DSA make it compulsory that after a year of driving all car drivers should do an advanced driving course to keep their licenses.
They shouldn't have to do a full new car test from scratch, but hell if they can't control the damn vehicle they're in why are they driving?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andjel wrote:
AAARRRGH! Why do cage drivers drive like such CNUTS when it rains?

They are in a controlled atmosphere with wipers to clear the windscreen and protection in the form of metal and air bags to shield them all around...
I'm in my lane riding a 'dominant' position (centre of lane) and they still aim for me Evil or Very Mad
Is shunting me out the way going to get them somewhere faster... can't they see the high-vis? or is it just sheer ignorance that makes them drive like idiots?

I seriously suggest the DSA make it compulsory that after a year of driving all car drivers should do an advanced driving course to keep their licenses.
They shouldn't have to do a full new car test from scratch, but hell if they can't control the damn vehicle they're in why are they driving?


LOL - just ride more defensive in the wet Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andjel wrote:
AAARRRGH! Why do cage drivers drive like such CNUTS when it rains?

They are in a controlled atmosphere with wipers to clear the windscreen and protection in the form of metal and air bags to shield them all around...
I'm in my lane riding a 'dominant' position (centre of lane) and they still aim for me Evil or Very Mad
Is shunting me out the way going to get them somewhere faster... can't they see the high-vis? or is it just sheer ignorance that makes them drive like idiots?

I seriously suggest the DSA make it compulsory that after a year of driving all car drivers should do an advanced driving course to keep their licenses.
They shouldn't have to do a full new car test from scratch, but hell if they can't control the damn vehicle they're in why are they driving?



Center of the lane? i wouldn't call that dominant! way to much room to the side of you, move over more your find it easyier to read the road ahead try sitting behind the car in fronts right hand side wheel, works for me Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always thought you would be the one to adopt the dominant position Big Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:
Always thought you would be the one to adopt the dominant position Big Wink
nah thats me Very Happy
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