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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Seeing my cock on the back of Tinks garden chair Laughing behind hand



He's getting big now eh??

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my smile was the ride home from work - stopped to get petrol and this chap filled up his car next to me then walked straight - face first in to the petrol station door. For whatever reason he just didnt open the door and walked straight in to it and nearly knocked himself out. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The smell of a real Christmas Tree when you walk in the living room Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The smell of a real Christmas Tree when you walk in the living room Very Happy

+1 Big Biggrin
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The smell of a real Christmas Tree when you walk in the living room Very Happy
Be careful Gaz that the dodgy bird don't eat it Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fixed my CD player last night so I can really piss the neighbours off playing along (badly) to my CD's Strumming Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Giving you the finger (to Bracknell Homes)


Told you they'd have to go shove it, espec. after the talk Robert and I had about the status of things.


WMMST

A Mr Jack Smith working for a mortgage and letting agency in north london (apparently). He sounded like he was fresh off the plane from Baghdad (see FB for more details).

yeah, your jack smith sounds like a real cracker, try a scambuster like HCMS has got going !



Somehow I don't think that'd go down well, it being business/work and not personal. Wink

If it'd been a personal thing then I'd probably not have thought about a scambuster until after he'd received ten minutes of abusive language. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
The Teacher wrote:
The smell of a real Christmas Tree when you walk in the living room Very Happy
Be careful Gaz that the dodgy bird don't eat it Laughing


Cheep Xmas dinner. Just get her to knaw on the tree. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Teacher wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
The Teacher wrote:
The smell of a real Christmas Tree when you walk in the living room Very Happy
Be careful Gaz that the dodgy bird don't eat it Laughing


Cheep Xmas dinner. Just get her to knaw on the tree. Very Happy


it's the only wood she'll get at your house Laughing Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First work christmas lunch Guinness hic
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
The Teacher wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
The Teacher wrote:
The smell of a real Christmas Tree when you walk in the living room Very Happy
Be careful Gaz that the dodgy bird don't eat it Laughing


Cheep Xmas dinner. Just get her to knaw on the tree. Very Happy


it's the only wood she'll get at your house Laughing Smile



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Managed to be first at work to book next years holidays Laughing , one week each for Scotland and Switzerland.....although at the moment i'm the only one spending my Swiss week in Lauterbunnen. Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taking on 2 new drivers at work Mexican wave no more 10+ hours for me
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Managed to be first at work to book next years holidays Laughing , one week each for Scotland and Switzerland.....although at the moment i'm the only one spending my Swiss week in Lauterbunnen. Confused


You've got me and a few others for some days of that....... Disco dancing

I'm sure there will be a few more that sign up once they realise it's ony about £25 a night to stay at the Chalet Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:
moriwaki wrote:
Managed to be first at work to book next years holidays Laughing , one week each for Scotland and Switzerland.....although at the moment i'm the only one spending my Swiss week in Lauterbunnen. Confused


You've got me and a few others for some days of that....... Disco dancing

I'm sure there will be a few more that sign up once they realise it's ony about £25 a night to stay at the Chalet Wink


Yep reckon I might do that Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chatting with Lil Mush Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finally getting the fairings for my VFR back on the bike. Very Happy
It's not perfect but they have made a massive difference to the handling of
the bike and she is now much better behaved. Rider

Thank you all who have advised me on how best to fix her Thumbs up
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting an email from Lil Mush (she knows who she is Razz Smile )
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having a delightful impromptu dinner with Miss V and her work colleague last night in Bristol. What a lovely change from dining alone as I usually do when on the road! Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Having a delightful impromptu dinner with Miss V and her work colleague last night in Bristol. What a lovely change from dining alone as I usually do when on the road! Smile

wow, the Americans don't usually aim that well!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

?? It's late & I'm being thick... Wot u on about, m8?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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?? It's late & I'm being thick... Wot u on about, m8?

Laughing sorry, bad joke about you finding V that far from home when in Iraq etc the Brits and Americans have different luck.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Le Pan Gearsack has turned up Woot!

Doubt I'll get much chance this side of christmas to attack it though Confused
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

opps wrong thread Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going Xmas shopping and spending more on parking than gifts Laughing
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