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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Firecracker wrote:
GT wrote:
Was out on the lash last night,today i have been feeling odd all day, not hungover but just not right.

I've come home home thinking it was a good night last night but i don't remember having a shed load to drink, yet still feeling queasy.

It would appear that i put the contact lenses into the wrong sides last night, left lens into the basket marked R and the right into the L. So hence this morning i put them in the wrong eyes, feel alot better now i've got them the right way now Laughing


You're not alone. I once put in a second set of lenses over the old lenses I'd forgotten to take out the night before, then spent the day wondering why my eyes felt dry & itchy, and my vision was sh*te. Doh! Laughing


FFS! Remind me never to ride a motorcycle near you guys again!

Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Firecracker wrote:
GT wrote:
Was out on the lash last night,today i have been feeling odd all day, not hungover but just not right.

I've come home home thinking it was a good night last night but i don't remember having a shed load to drink, yet still feeling queasy.

It would appear that i put the contact lenses into the wrong sides last night, left lens into the basket marked R and the right into the L. So hence this morning i put them in the wrong eyes, feel alot better now i've got them the right way now Laughing


You're not alone. I once put in a second set of lenses over the old lenses I'd forgotten to take out the night before, then spent the day wondering why my eyes felt dry & itchy, and my vision was sh*te. Doh! Laughing


FFS! Remind me never to ride a motorcycle near you guys again!

Laughing


You're all right with me Pete.... I don't wear contact lenses and I can read a menu from 10ft away Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tusky wrote:
hecalledmesteve wrote:
Firecracker wrote:
GT wrote:
Was out on the lash last night,today i have been feeling odd all day, not hungover but just not right.

I've come home home thinking it was a good night last night but i don't remember having a shed load to drink, yet still feeling queasy.

It would appear that i put the contact lenses into the wrong sides last night, left lens into the basket marked R and the right into the L. So hence this morning i put them in the wrong eyes, feel alot better now i've got them the right way now Laughing


You're not alone. I once put in a second set of lenses over the old lenses I'd forgotten to take out the night before, then spent the day wondering why my eyes felt dry & itchy, and my vision was sh*te. Doh! Laughing


FFS! Remind me never to ride a motorcycle near you guys again!

Laughing


You're all right with me Pete.... I don't wear contact lenses and I can read a menu from 10ft away Laughing


me too ...but put it in front of my face and im boloxed ...... Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
Tusky wrote:
hecalledmesteve wrote:
Firecracker wrote:
GT wrote:
Was out on the lash last night,today i have been feeling odd all day, not hungover but just not right.

I've come home home thinking it was a good night last night but i don't remember having a shed load to drink, yet still feeling queasy.

It would appear that i put the contact lenses into the wrong sides last night, left lens into the basket marked R and the right into the L. So hence this morning i put them in the wrong eyes, feel alot better now i've got them the right way now Laughing


You're not alone. I once put in a second set of lenses over the old lenses I'd forgotten to take out the night before, then spent the day wondering why my eyes felt dry & itchy, and my vision was sh*te. Doh! Laughing


FFS! Remind me never to ride a motorcycle near you guys again!

Laughing


You're all right with me Pete.... I don't wear contact lenses and I can read a menu from 10ft away Laughing


me too ...but put it in front of my face and im boloxed ...... Laughing


Aye....... Embarrassed and what is it with these bloody Indian Resteraunts..... white writing on yellow coloured paper Shocked that's why I always have the house special and a Tiger Beer Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

More snow Very Happy another 2-3 inches, love it Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madam Busty wrote:
More snow Very Happy another 2-3 inches, love it Very Happy Very Happy

Where's mine? Sad Still nothing here. Amazing the difference a few miles can make!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hecalledmesteve wrote:
Madam Busty wrote:
More snow Very Happy another 2-3 inches, love it Very Happy Very Happy

Where's mine? Sad Still nothing here. Amazing the difference a few miles can make!


Shit loads here mate, your more than welcome to it. Had an interesting drive home this morning....nice little power slide at the top of reigate hill...held it nicely though Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hecalledmesteve wrote:
Madam Busty wrote:
More snow Very Happy another 2-3 inches, love it Very Happy Very Happy

Where's mine? Sad Still nothing here. Amazing the difference a few miles can make!


Crying or Very sad do you have the car or does kate have it? Your more than welcome to come down to ours and we can go for a dog walk Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST.....avoiding being taken out by a lorry jack-knifing on the m25 this morning Shocked Shocked He recovered it very well and avoided taking out the lorry next to him too Shocked Smiles all round!! i can imagine the faces of the cctv operators Hair Raising
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WMMST.....avoiding being taken out by a lorry jack-knifing on the m25 this morning Shocked Shocked He recovered it very well and avoided taking out the lorry next to him too Shocked Smiles all round!! i can imagine the faces of the cctv operators Hair Raising

You think they were watching?!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How can you not smile today? What a bloody beautiful day!! Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed. A 2-hr walk round Newlands with an excited puppy. Very bracing and I was extremely glad I'd bought a woolly hat and thermal gloves on Friday!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pjsupertart wrote:
WMMST.....avoiding being taken out by a lorry jack-knifing on the m25 this morning Shocked Shocked He recovered it very well and avoided taking out the lorry next to him too Shocked Smiles all round!! i can imagine the faces of the cctv operators Hair Raising


Now was it a jack knife or was it trailer swing! There is a difference Speccy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT wrote:
pjsupertart wrote:
WMMST.....avoiding being taken out by a lorry jack-knifing on the m25 this morning Shocked Shocked He recovered it very well and avoided taking out the lorry next to him too Shocked Smiles all round!! i can imagine the faces of the cctv operators Hair Raising


Now was it a jack knife or was it trailer swing! There is a difference Speccy


No difference in the brown stain in the driver's pants tho....
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Miss G wrote:
GT wrote:
pjsupertart wrote:
WMMST.....avoiding being taken out by a lorry jack-knifing on the m25 this morning Shocked Shocked He recovered it very well and avoided taking out the lorry next to him too Shocked Smiles all round!! i can imagine the faces of the cctv operators Hair Raising


Now was it a jack knife or was it trailer swing! There is a difference Speccy


No difference in the brown stain in the driver's pants tho....


Oh yes there would be Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GT wrote:
Miss G wrote:
GT wrote:
pjsupertart wrote:
WMMST.....avoiding being taken out by a lorry jack-knifing on the m25 this morning Shocked Shocked He recovered it very well and avoided taking out the lorry next to him too Shocked Smiles all round!! i can imagine the faces of the cctv operators Hair Raising


Now was it a jack knife or was it trailer swing! There is a difference Speccy


No difference in the brown stain in the driver's pants tho....


Oh yes there would be Laughing

And in the pants of adjacent vehicles. Been there Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anti Panty Paula Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guildford, free parking, debenhams, sale, christmas shopping...Done. Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

backonabike wrote:
Guildford, free parking, debenhams, sale, christmas shopping...Done. Very Happy Very Happy

Go and wash your mouth out with soap this minute!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just booked 4 tickets for £1 each + £1.50 booking fee for the first brands (club) race meet of next year. See my post on Bits and snips ! Very Happy
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Just booked 4 tickets for £1 each + £1.50 booking fee for the first brands (club) race meet of next year. See my post on Bits and snips ! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently, Rage Against The Machine Killing in the name is the christmas number one Cool . There is however massive irony about the movement being against media hype and sheep like behaviour though...
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is most excellent news though. Up your pipe, Mr Cowell.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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This is most excellent news though. Up your pipe, Mr Cowell.


Not entirely though apparently as I did hear he's a major shareholder in Sony or whoever RATM's label are... Still a good stand against shite Smile
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True, they are signed to Epic I think. He's minted either way though, so I'm not too bothered about that. It's the statement and finally getting something other than a load of shit to number one.
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