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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

finishing the London marathon Cool Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

keith wrote:
finishing the London marathon Cool Very Happy


Cool Well done mate
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

keith wrote:
finishing the London marathon Cool Very Happy

applause applause Infact, well done to everyone that finished.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A (as PC would call it) willy waving hoon with Wivvy, Teach and RR and now home for a much needed pint.

Cheers guys!!

I can't take credit for 'willy waving' it's © PJST, it amused me so I stole it Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

keith wrote:
finishing the London marathon Cool Very Happy


well done - huge achievement Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

photo chick wrote:
Biker-Spawn wrote:
A (as PC would call it) willy waving hoon with Wivvy, Teach and RR and now home for a much needed pint.

Cheers guys!!

I can't take credit for 'willy waving' it's © PJST, it amused me so I stole it Laughing


well if you girls can fanny flash why shouldnt we willy wave Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

keith wrote:
finishing the London marathon Cool Very Happy


Very well done! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

keith wrote:
finishing the London marathon Cool Very Happy


congrats!

what time did you do it in?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
photo chick wrote:
Biker-Spawn wrote:
A (as PC would call it) willy waving hoon with Wivvy, Teach and RR and now home for a much needed pint.

Cheers guys!!

I can't take credit for 'willy waving' it's © PJST, it amused me so I stole it Laughing


well if you girls can fanny flash why shouldnt we willy wave Razz

I ain't flashed owt!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How To Shower Like a Man

-Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

-Walk naked to the bathroom.

-If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

-Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

-Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

-Get in the shower.

-Wash your face.

-Wash your armpits.

-Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

-Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

-Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

-Wash your hair.

-Make a Shampoo Mohican

-Have a pee.

-Rinse off and get out of shower.

-Partially dry off.

-Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

-Admire willy size in mirror again.

-Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

-If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

-Throw wet towel on bed.

I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!

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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Laughing? that bought tears to my eyes, I was laughing so much...fecking excellent Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

photo chick wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
photo chick wrote:
Biker-Spawn wrote:
A (as PC would call it) willy waving hoon with Wivvy, Teach and RR and now home for a much needed pint.

Cheers guys!!

I can't take credit for 'willy waving' it's © PJST, it amused me so I stole it Laughing


well if you girls can fanny flash why shouldnt we willy wave Razz

I ain't flashed owt!


Laughing Laughing Well you should then, sure gaz would appreciate it Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a bloody fantastic week:
new Sprocket n chains, new rear tyre, new front brakes, new cush drive rubbers, completely cleaned rear brake, Thanks Biggus, BarryH, Boudicas, Summerman & RubberRanch Mike Smile
Also a big grin to Laguna Triumph, who sent a staff member to the middle of Maidstone with my Cush Drive Rubbers after hours because I couldn't make it before they closed!
Gorgeous, Yummy and very comfy new lid Smile Smile Smile
awesome weekend riding in wales with a school friend,
evenings spent getting more drunk than I have in a long time ... though you'll notice I avoided typing anything here while pished. and avoiding most of the rain on the way home.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For once in my life. me no looky like Alan Car on a ride out pic....

Just thought I should share the evidence


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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For once in my life. me no looky like Alan Car on a ride out pic....

Just thought I should share the evidence




2 Thumbs up you've got a funny bald patch on your head though Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoenix wrote:
a bloody fantastic week:
new Sprocket n chains, new rear tyre, new front brakes, new cush drive rubbers, completely cleaned rear brake, Thanks Biggus, BarryH, Boudicas, Summerman & RubberRanch Mike Smile
Also a big grin to Laguna Triumph, who sent a staff member to the middle of Maidstone with my Cush Drive Rubbers after hours because I couldn't make it before they closed!
Gorgeous, Yummy and very comfy new lid Smile Smile Smile
awesome weekend riding in wales with a school friend,
evenings spent getting more drunk than I have in a long time ... though you'll notice I avoided typing anything here while pished. and avoiding most of the rain on the way home.


Phooey ......i wouldnt give lagunas the warts of my arse ( if i had em)
mate if you got that kinda service your very very privelaged ....
the money they offered me for my bandit on a part ex was a piss take (less than half of what i got for it from the dealer i bought it form)
and poor ol athos is STILL waiting on sprockets he ordered over a week ago and even paid extra for postage to get them in quicker as they had nil in stock.
Personally if i had to advise anyone on triumph parts i think id be sending em to the foundry in canterbury who whilst not a dealer will get you any part you want and be proffesional about it too.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WMMST.....another week of 24/7 call out over Very Happy ...now watch the weather turn shite Confused
hoping not though as im hoping to do some suspension tuning ....
already got the preloads sorted ....nice even/unified compression front and rear with a 30mm rider sag compression and rebound settings are running above factory at present as the 14 does tend to wallow in the bends i will adjust from there and see where it goes ....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to steve jordans for a custom setup.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te.
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....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te.


along with the rust ridden K1 eh?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te.


along with the rust ridden K1 eh?


No rust on the K matey.............. Laughing

No zorst on it either.................. Sad
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wivvy's dad wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te.


along with the rust ridden K1 eh?


No rust on the K matey.............. Laughing

Bollox ...ive seen it sat in the saddle Laughing

No zorst on it either.................. Sad

ive seen that sat in the saddle too blowing out its arse rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te.


along with the rust ridden K1 eh?


No rust on the K matey.............. Laughing

Bollox ...ive seen it sat in the saddle Laughing

No zorst on it either.................. Sad

ive seen that sat in the saddle too blowing out its arse rolling on the floor laughing


Don't you have work to do?
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wivvy's dad wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te.


along with the rust ridden K1 eh?


No rust on the K matey.............. Laughing

Bollox ...ive seen it sat in the saddle Laughing

No zorst on it either.................. Sad

ive seen that sat in the saddle too blowing out its arse rolling on the floor laughing


Don't you have work to do?


not that ive been made aware of .....messages left to say im available and awaiting instruction...so for now ......HEEEEEEERES SLAPPY Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
wivvy's dad wrote:
GSEX-SLAPPY wrote:
....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te.


along with the rust ridden K1 eh?


No rust on the K matey.............. Laughing

Bollox ...ive seen it sat in the saddle Laughing

No zorst on it either.................. Sad

ive seen that sat in the saddle too blowing out its arse rolling on the floor laughing


Don't you have work to do?


not that ive been made aware of .....messages left to say im available and awaiting instruction...so for now ......HEEEEEEERES SLAPPY Wink


Doh!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phoenix wrote:
a bloody fantastic week:
new Sprocket n chains, new rear tyre, new front brakes, new cush drive rubbers, completely cleaned rear brake, Thanks Biggus, BarryH, Boudicas, Summerman & RubberRanch Mike Smile
Also a big grin to Laguna Triumph, who sent a staff member to the middle of Maidstone with my Cush Drive Rubbers after hours because I couldn't make it before they closed!
Gorgeous, Yummy and very comfy new lid Smile Smile Smile
awesome weekend riding in wales with a school friend,
evenings spent getting more drunk than I have in a long time ... though you'll notice I avoided typing anything here while pished. and avoiding most of the rain on the way home.


Glad to have been of service chap Smile
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