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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:44 am Post subject: |
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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keith wrote: | finishing the London marathon ![Very Happy](images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif) |
Well done mate |
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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keith wrote: | finishing the London marathon ![Very Happy](images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif) |
Infact, well done to everyone that finished. _________________ Just call me Waki. |
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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Biker-Spawn wrote: | A (as PC would call it) willy waving hoon with Wivvy, Teach and RR and now home for a much needed pint.
Cheers guys!! |
I can't take credit for 'willy waving' it's © PJST, it amused me so I stole it ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul!
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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keith wrote: | finishing the London marathon ![Very Happy](images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif) |
well done - huge achievement ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ An open mouth is a straight line to the mind.
I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before. |
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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photo chick wrote: | Biker-Spawn wrote: | A (as PC would call it) willy waving hoon with Wivvy, Teach and RR and now home for a much needed pint.
Cheers guys!! |
I can't take credit for 'willy waving' it's © PJST, it amused me so I stole it ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
well if you girls can fanny flash why shouldnt we willy wave ![Razz](images/smiles/icon_razz.gif) |
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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keith wrote: | finishing the London marathon ![Very Happy](images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif) |
Very well done! ![Very Happy](images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif) _________________ Truth titillates the imagination far less than fiction -Marquis de Sade |
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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keith wrote: | finishing the London marathon ![Very Happy](images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif) |
congrats!
what time did you do it in? |
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | photo chick wrote: | Biker-Spawn wrote: | A (as PC would call it) willy waving hoon with Wivvy, Teach and RR and now home for a much needed pint.
Cheers guys!! |
I can't take credit for 'willy waving' it's © PJST, it amused me so I stole it ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
well if you girls can fanny flash why shouldnt we willy wave ![Razz](images/smiles/icon_razz.gif) |
I ain't flashed owt! _________________ Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul!
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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How To Shower Like a Man
-Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
-Walk naked to the bathroom.
-If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
-Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
-Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
-Get in the shower.
-Wash your face.
-Wash your armpits.
-Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
-Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
-Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
-Wash your hair.
-Make a Shampoo Mohican
-Have a pee.
-Rinse off and get out of shower.
-Partially dry off.
-Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
-Admire willy size in mirror again.
-Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
-If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
-Throw wet towel on bed.
I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!
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Bacon bacon© Lil Mush
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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photo chick wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | photo chick wrote: | Biker-Spawn wrote: | A (as PC would call it) willy waving hoon with Wivvy, Teach and RR and now home for a much needed pint.
Cheers guys!! |
I can't take credit for 'willy waving' it's © PJST, it amused me so I stole it ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
well if you girls can fanny flash why shouldnt we willy wave ![Razz](images/smiles/icon_razz.gif) |
I ain't flashed owt! |
Well you should then, sure gaz would appreciate it ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ Comfortably Numb
WooHoo, feck you job centre...I'm offski?
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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a bloody fantastic week:
new Sprocket n chains, new rear tyre, new front brakes, new cush drive rubbers, completely cleaned rear brake, Thanks Biggus, BarryH, Boudicas, Summerman & RubberRanch Mike
Also a big grin to Laguna Triumph, who sent a staff member to the middle of Maidstone with my Cush Drive Rubbers after hours because I couldn't make it before they closed!
Gorgeous, Yummy and very comfy new lid
awesome weekend riding in wales with a school friend,
evenings spent getting more drunk than I have in a long time ... though you'll notice I avoided typing anything here while pished. and avoiding most of the rain on the way home. _________________ [img]http://www.boxhill.co.uk/forum/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=9446[/img]
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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For once in my life. me no looky like Alan Car on a ride out pic....
Just thought I should share the evidence
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:29 am Post subject: |
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Roughie's Little Diamond wrote: | For once in my life. me no looky like Alan Car on a ride out pic....
Just thought I should share the evidence
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you've got a funny bald patch on your head though ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ Boxhill Chippendales
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:03 am Post subject: |
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Phoenix wrote: | a bloody fantastic week:
new Sprocket n chains, new rear tyre, new front brakes, new cush drive rubbers, completely cleaned rear brake, Thanks Biggus, BarryH, Boudicas, Summerman & RubberRanch Mike
Also a big grin to Laguna Triumph, who sent a staff member to the middle of Maidstone with my Cush Drive Rubbers after hours because I couldn't make it before they closed!
Gorgeous, Yummy and very comfy new lid
awesome weekend riding in wales with a school friend,
evenings spent getting more drunk than I have in a long time ... though you'll notice I avoided typing anything here while pished. and avoiding most of the rain on the way home. |
Phooey ......i wouldnt give lagunas the warts of my arse ( if i had em)
mate if you got that kinda service your very very privelaged ....
the money they offered me for my bandit on a part ex was a piss take (less than half of what i got for it from the dealer i bought it form)
and poor ol athos is STILL waiting on sprockets he ordered over a week ago and even paid extra for postage to get them in quicker as they had nil in stock.
Personally if i had to advise anyone on triumph parts i think id be sending em to the foundry in canterbury who whilst not a dealer will get you any part you want and be proffesional about it too. |
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:21 am Post subject: |
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WMMST.....another week of 24/7 call out over ...now watch the weather turn shite
hoping not though as im hoping to do some suspension tuning ....
already got the preloads sorted ....nice even/unified compression front and rear with a 30mm rider sag compression and rebound settings are running above factory at present as the 14 does tend to wallow in the bends i will adjust from there and see where it goes ....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to steve jordans for a custom setup. |
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GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | ....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te. |
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:32 am Post subject: |
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wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | ....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te. |
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along with the rust ridden K1 eh? |
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:32 am Post subject: |
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GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | ....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te. |
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along with the rust ridden K1 eh? |
No rust on the K matey..............
No zorst on it either.................. ![Sad](images/smiles/icon_sad.gif) |
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:34 am Post subject: |
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wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | ....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te. |
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along with the rust ridden K1 eh? |
No rust on the K matey..............
Bollox ...ive seen it sat in the saddle
No zorst on it either.................. ![Sad](images/smiles/icon_sad.gif) |
ive seen that sat in the saddle too blowing out its arse ![rolling on the floor laughing](images/smiles/rotf.gif) |
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GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | ....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te. |
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along with the rust ridden K1 eh? |
No rust on the K matey..............
Bollox ...ive seen it sat in the saddle
No zorst on it either.................. ![Sad](images/smiles/icon_sad.gif) |
ive seen that sat in the saddle too blowing out its arse ![rolling on the floor laughing](images/smiles/rotf.gif) |
Don't you have work to do? |
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:43 am Post subject: |
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wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | ....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te. |
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along with the rust ridden K1 eh? |
No rust on the K matey..............
Bollox ...ive seen it sat in the saddle
No zorst on it either.................. ![Sad](images/smiles/icon_sad.gif) |
ive seen that sat in the saddle too blowing out its arse ![rolling on the floor laughing](images/smiles/rotf.gif) |
Don't you have work to do? |
not that ive been made aware of .....messages left to say im available and awaiting instruction...so for now ......HEEEEEEERES SLAPPY ![Wink](images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) |
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:45 am Post subject: |
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GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | wivvy's dad wrote: | GSEX-SLAPPY wrote: | ....if i cant get it feeling right then itll be a trip to the tip to get rid of the fcuking great lump of suzuki sh!te. |
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along with the rust ridden K1 eh? |
No rust on the K matey..............
Bollox ...ive seen it sat in the saddle
No zorst on it either.................. ![Sad](images/smiles/icon_sad.gif) |
ive seen that sat in the saddle too blowing out its arse ![rolling on the floor laughing](images/smiles/rotf.gif) |
Don't you have work to do? |
not that ive been made aware of .....messages left to say im available and awaiting instruction...so for now ......HEEEEEEERES SLAPPY ![Wink](images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) |
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Phoenix wrote: | a bloody fantastic week:
new Sprocket n chains, new rear tyre, new front brakes, new cush drive rubbers, completely cleaned rear brake, Thanks Biggus, BarryH, Boudicas, Summerman & RubberRanch Mike
Also a big grin to Laguna Triumph, who sent a staff member to the middle of Maidstone with my Cush Drive Rubbers after hours because I couldn't make it before they closed!
Gorgeous, Yummy and very comfy new lid
awesome weekend riding in wales with a school friend,
evenings spent getting more drunk than I have in a long time ... though you'll notice I avoided typing anything here while pished. and avoiding most of the rain on the way home. |
Glad to have been of service chap ![Smile](images/smiles/icon_smile.gif) _________________
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