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Athos
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madam Busty wrote:

Very Happy and don't forget your trunks for a swim after lunch Wink
Pray Hair Raising
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My girlie has died on me Sad
Had to sit for 2.5 hrs in a hot, limited to 74 mph van with a bloke who DID NOT SHUT UP ...... yes he was shouting over the noise of her alarm which also didnt shut the feck up ..... but thumbs up to Carole Nash and their recovery Smile

Hope you get her fixed soon. Could have been worse........ You could have been left by the roadside in a foreign country, and had to speak to the french recovery driver and try to get him to help you get home. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flintstone wrote:

Hope you get her fixed soon. Could have been worse........ You could have been left by the roadside in a foreign country, and had to speak to the french recovery driver and try to get him to help you get home. Crying or Very sad



rolling on the floor laughing i wanted to stay !!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baloo wrote:
Being taken for granted.

Sad

Cpt.Slow wrote:
My girlie has died on me Sad
Had to sit for 2.5 hrs in a hot, limited to 74 mph van with a bloke who DID NOT SHUT UP ...... yes he was shouting over the noise of her alarm which also didnt shut the feck up ..... but thumbs up to Carole Nash and their recovery Smile


Sad Sad
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cpt.Slow wrote:
Flintstone wrote:

Hope you get her fixed soon. Could have been worse........ You could have been left by the roadside in a foreign country, and had to speak to the french recovery driver and try to get him to help you get home. Crying or Very sad



rolling on the floor laughing i wanted to stay !!


Laughing

wouldnt have been as funny if we didnt leave you on your own though Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The impending inevitability of Marmalade posting below nipple action shots of today's beach time shenanigans Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As if I'd do a thing like that !
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not feeling myself (and no I don't mean in a what a w***er kinda way Razz ) Sick in bed
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
Not feeling myself (and no I don't mean in a what a w***er kinda way Razz ) Sick in bed


Makes a change, who are you feeling up then Twisted Evil Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paperwork............
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Remember this kid from when I was working at the school. My kids knew him as well Sad R.I.P.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Scott-Turner-Tributes-To-Teenage-Pedestrian-Killed-On-M23-Near-Crawley-West-Sussex/Article/201007315667146?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15667146_Scott_Turner%3A_Tributes_To_Teenage_Pedestrian_Killed_On_M23_Near_Crawley%2C_West_Sussex
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blonde Banana wrote:
Remember this kid from when I was working at the school. My kids knew him as well Sad R.I.P.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Scott-Turner-Tributes-To-Teenage-Pedestrian-Killed-On-M23-Near-Crawley-West-Sussex/Article/201007315667146?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15667146_Scott_Turner%3A_Tributes_To_Teenage_Pedestrian_Killed_On_M23_Near_Crawley%2C_West_Sussex


R.I.P.

Feel sorry for the entirely innocent drivers who hit him too Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT... Working with complete and utter f*cking mongs Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

listening to moaning cnuts all day!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Decorating ........ Rolling Eyes ....... why did I go for a light color on top off a darker shade ....... 10 lts of pure brilliant white latter ..... Twisted Evil
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Madam Busty
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spike wrote:
Decorating ........ Rolling Eyes ....... why did I go for a light color on top off a darker shade ....... 10 lts of pure brilliant white latter ..... Twisted Evil


If you have a darker shade you put grey onto it and then a lighter colour Confused sorry thats no help now! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Road my bike like a complete numpty on the way to Box tonight.

managed to almost get myself killed TWICE both times making Fcuking Noob mistakes and errors of judgement - Totally my own fault both times

Then Dropped my Shoei with an almighty thud making another noob mistake in the car-park of Box Moral of the story NEVER put you lid on the seat of your bike
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madam Busty wrote:
Spike wrote:
Decorating ........ Rolling Eyes ....... why did I go for a light color on top off a darker shade ....... 10 lts of pure brilliant white latter ..... Twisted Evil


If you have a darker shade you put grey onto it and then a lighter colour Confused sorry thats no help now! Wink



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting a voicemail from the boss on my day off cos he can't find a file. Its on the bleeding desktop FFS Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spike wrote:
Decorating ........ Rolling Eyes ....... why did I go for a light color on top off a darker shade ....... 10 lts of pure brilliant white latter ..... Twisted Evil
because she told you too Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

photo chick wrote:
listening to moaning cnuts all day!
dont listen to gaz, wivvvy and bazza then Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bought a 57 plate car on friday from a dealer, and drove for 50 miles that day. Saturday morning, started car and the engine electronics warning light came on. Took the car back in the afternoon to have the fault codes read. It had two faults, first was a glow plug fault which was known by the mechanic (very common code). The second had to be looked up on the computer, seemed to be a fuel blockage. They lent me a brand new car & my car was up on the lift before I left. Today they called (they spoke to someone else), the car now needs a part that is out of stock and may not be obtained til next monday, and am I still happy with the choice of car ? I do have 12 months warranty with the car and do like it, but can't help thinking it will die in 12 months and 1 day. Will have to pay them a visit I think, just my sort of luck ! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

boudicas wrote:
Road my bike like a complete numpty on the way to Box tonight.

managed to almost get myself killed TWICE both times making Fcuking Noob mistakes and errors of judgement - Totally my own fault both times

Then Dropped my Shoei with an almighty thud making another noob mistake in the car-park of Box Moral of the story NEVER put you lid on the seat of your bike


Happens from time to time - bad Mojo

Best to turn around and go home.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lost again wrote:
Spike wrote:
Decorating ........ Rolling Eyes ....... why did I go for a light color on top off a darker shade ....... 10 lts of pure brilliant white latter ..... Twisted Evil
because she told you too Laughing


Yep tis true ......... Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ninjabob wrote:
boudicas wrote:
Road my bike like a complete numpty on the way to Box tonight.

managed to almost get myself killed TWICE both times making Fcuking Noob mistakes and errors of judgement - Totally my own fault both times

Then Dropped my Shoei with an almighty thud making another noob mistake in the car-park of Box Moral of the story NEVER put you lid on the seat of your bike


Happens from time to time - bad Mojo

Best to turn around and go home.


Simple advice there Bob - But then the best advice always is. Its appreciated M8 Smile

I feel another Bikesafe day coming up in the near future !!!
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