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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT - stuck in an office with the perfect bike weather outside. Come on Euromillions..........................
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

£20 to fill the Bandit up!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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£20 to fill the Bandit up!!!!




Yes but the kind Chancellor has knocked a penny off a litre .... Shocked should make all the difference now ... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Started putting bits back on the XR after a few repairs and some maintenance. Gone to do the valve clearances and can't find my feeler gauges Sad I'll have to go to halfauds and do it tomorrow now.

I hope I didn't leave them somewhere silly - like the crank case... Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Started putting bits back on the XR after a few repairs and some maintenance. Gone to do the valve clearances and can't find my feeler gauges Sad I'll have to go to halfauds and do it tomorrow now.

I hope I didn't leave them somewhere silly - like the crank case... Laughing


You'll be needing a little jig to straighten out the crash damage !!!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dodgy food making me barf on Blackfriars bridge last night Barf quite the impressive pavement pizza though Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dodgy food making me barf on Blackfriars bridge last night Barf quite the impressive pavement pizza though Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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biggus wrote:
Dodgy food making me barf on Blackfriars bridge last night Barf quite the impressive pavement pizza though Laughing


Need Pics!


Not got the pavement pizza... but check out the chunder splatters on my shoes Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rolling on the floor laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My riding buddy doing a cabbage special today. One suspected fractured wrist and one R6 requiring lots of new plastic Exclamation
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dodgy food making me barf on Blackfriars bridge last night Barf quite the impressive pavement pizza though Laughing


Ahhh mans best excuse for drinking too much Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MrE wrote:
biggus wrote:
Dodgy food making me barf on Blackfriars bridge last night Barf quite the impressive pavement pizza though Laughing


Ahhh mans best excuse for drinking too much Laughing


Laughing wish it was too much booze rather than dodgy food tbh. Oh well take 2 tonight Guinness Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT = stranded.com can't ride, don't have my car license yet, YAWN!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT = stranded.com can't ride, don't have my car license yet, YAWN!


Taxi? Bus? Shanksies pony? Razz

WPMOT... in addition to the head gasket needing to be replaced, the front of the Pan exhaust collector has disentegrated. Athos previously did a sterling job of repairing the rear of this, but this time I think it's perhaps time to bend over and get shafted for new stainless system or parts thereof... cock.

I dare say the k/s shotgun I gave the blind bint in the Merc yesterday did little to prolong it's life Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT........almost pi**ing myseft on the bike today Embarrassed .Needed a comfort stop so hung on until i reached the toilets at Fernhurst....LOCKED !. Headed back to Haselmere, busting now Shocked Bollocks !!...out of order Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Finally made it to a petrol station...AAAAHHHHHHH Bliss Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you isolated the faulty head gasket?
No joy from the vendor re: returns then?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

moriwaki wrote:
WPMOT........almost pi**ing myseft on the bike today Embarrassed .Needed a comfort stop so hung on until i reached the toilets at Fernhurst....LOCKED !. Headed back to Haselmere, busting now Shocked Bollocks !!...out of order Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Finally made it to a petrol station...AAAAHHHHHHH Bliss Wink




Far to much class ............. head for the nearest tree ... Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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moriwaki wrote:
WPMOT........almost pi**ing myseft on the bike today Embarrassed .Needed a comfort stop so hung on until i reached the toilets at Fernhurst....LOCKED !. Headed back to Haselmere, busting now Shocked Bollocks !!...out of order Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Finally made it to a petrol station...AAAAHHHHHHH Bliss Wink




Far to much class ............. head for the nearest tree ... Laughing

True dat ! Wink Still can't spell Haslemere though. Embarrassed
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

THIS

What a cnut, and what really pissed me off was the comment he made

That's me f****d. I've been at the golf club. I don't mind the fact that he's dead. I didn't know him. "Motorcyclists ride too fast around here."

Hope he gets repeatadle fucked in the arse by mr big while he's in jail for what will probable end up being less than half the sentance he got Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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THIS

What a cnut, and what really pissed me off was the comment he made

That's me f****d. I've been at the golf club. I don't mind the fact that he's dead. I didn't know him. "Motorcyclists ride too fast around here."

Hope he gets repeatadle fuck in the arse by mr big while he's in jail for what will probable end up being less than half the sentance he got Evil or Very Mad


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

biggus wrote:
PJ_DJ wrote:
THIS

What a cnut, and what really pissed me off was the comment he made

That's me f****d. I've been at the golf club. I don't mind the fact that he's dead. I didn't know him. "Motorcyclists ride too fast around here."

Hope he gets repeatadle fuck in the arse by mr big while he's in jail for what will probable end up being less than half the sentance he got Evil or Very Mad


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andi wrote:
My riding buddy doing a cabbage special today. One suspected fractured wrist and one R6 requiring lots of new plastic Exclamation


doing cabbage special ? Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PJ_DJ wrote:
THIS

What a cnut, and what really pissed me off was the comment he made

That's me f****d. I've been at the golf club. I don't mind the fact that he's dead. I didn't know him. "Motorcyclists ride too fast around here."

Hope he gets repeatadle fucked in the arse by mr big while he's in jail for what will probable end up being less than half the sentance he got Evil or Very Mad



As someone pointed out, he will even serve the driving ban whilst banged up..... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WPMOT... Why the feck don't washing machine manufacturers print on the front of their machines how long each program takes ffs Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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WPMOT... Why the feck don't washing machine manufacturers print on the front of their machines how long each program takes ffs Twisted Evil


Rolling Eyes

Speccy Cos, with modern electronic machines the programme time is led by how dirty your clothes are and the size of load you put in

or..... in the case of your machine the chinese didnt know how to count that high Razz


seriously though, programme times have got longer and longer due to the energy ratings, longer programme allows for less energy and better wash results


You could always hand wash Twisted Evil Laughing Laughing Giving you the finger
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