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Tango Sicknote - The Prophet Of Doom


Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Posts: 5854 Location: Looking for a + 10 @ Rising :-0
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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nosnowking wrote: | Spike wrote: | Had this musty smell in the hall for the last couple of weeks, today found an old wet towel left in the washing machine .............. it was minging .....  |
You haven't used the washing machine for a couple of weeks?
That musty smell is your t-shirt!  |
We have a washer and dryer at work, that is FREE to use ....
Good point though ......  _________________
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 8:04 am Post subject: |
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1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ...
The 5 stages of buying petrol. _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry I've not been in touch for a while, I've been in hospital. Seems the new Dyson ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was  _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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bumble Drag Racer


Joined: 28 Apr 2011 Posts: 551 Location: tell you when i get there!
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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prob the best suck you have ever had  |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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Aquavax, that mother don't stop till it gets 5 litres  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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Do you reckon the Aussies appreciate the irony of voluntarily coming back to the UK to put themselves behind bars? _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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Mani: Is it just me, or does Nicole Scherzinger have the facial features of a Thai ladyboy?
1 hour ago · Like
. 3 people like this.
. Mani Good - it's not just me!
. 2 hours ago · Like
. Biggus: Regretting googling "Thai lady boy facial" on my work pc :/
. 3 hours ago · Like · 2 people _________________
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nosnowking World Superbike Racer

Joined: 23 Apr 2009 Posts: 1907
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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My wife just complained that she was bored and wanted to try another position.
I said, "Fcuk off! Stay in the passenger seat where you belong!" |
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Blonde Banana Humiliatrix


Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 1519 Location: DSOTM
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Titan Learner


Joined: 12 May 2011 Posts: 90 Location: Oxted
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:43 am Post subject: |
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I go on here sometimes when im bored at work;
http://www.lamebook.com/
SO many funny updates and pictures haha |
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:56 am Post subject: |
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wtf _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:27 am Post subject: |
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GOD I'd have to have your face!!! maybe I'll get it done on me butt
By the way its fake  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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"Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours." _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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andi Polishes his nuts


Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 1828 Location: Basingstoke
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | "Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours." |
Or a week or 2 and fool them into thinking you've crashed  _________________
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andi Polishes his nuts


Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 1828 Location: Basingstoke
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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andi wrote: | biggus wrote: | "Fool people into thinking you have a social life by going offline for a few hours." |
Or a week or 2 and fool them into thinking you've crashed  |
Or a month or 2 and fool them into thinking you've been banned  _________________
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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"THE CHAVS PRAYER,... Our Father who art in prison, even Mum knows not his name, thy chavdom come, you'll read The Sun, in Exmouth which is in Devon, give us this day our Welfare bread and forgive us our ASBO's as we happy slap those who got ASBO's against us, lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing, for thine is the Chavdom, the Burberry and the Bacardi, forever and ever... Innit!." _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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Taz MotoGP Racer


Joined: 13 Apr 2009 Posts: 3995 Location: As far away from reality as possible
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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Taz wrote: | http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13819764 |
Did the dog bark that the piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah?. _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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ARGH!!!!!!
I WANT TO RIDE MY FUCKING BIKE  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:56 am Post subject: |
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PJ_DJ wrote: | ARGH!!!!!!
I WANT TO RIDE MY FUCKING BIKE  |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvLtNBm1yyA _________________
www.bigguspicus.co.uk
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:58 am Post subject: |
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I've not allowed Youtube at work but my money's on this being a Queen song  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:00 am Post subject: |
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PJ_DJ wrote: |
I've not allowed Youtube at work but my money's on this being a Queen song  |
Nope, tempting as it was... pay up dude... it's Alro Guthrie... Motorcycle Song... "I don't want a pickle... I just wanna ride my motorsickle"  _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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PJ_DJ Son of Athos


Joined: 18 Feb 2009 Posts: 3179 Location: Da Cronx
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Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 10:10 am Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | PJ_DJ wrote: |
I've not allowed Youtube at work but my money's on this being a Queen song  |
Nope, tempting as it was... pay up dude... it's Alro Guthrie... Motorcycle Song... "I don't want a pickle... I just wanna ride my motorsickle"  |
but at the same time!!
I've gotta check my MOT as it runs out at start of July some point, so booking it into SouthernSpeed for Valve Clearences, MOT and new tyres fitted, which are in me garage still. I'm then planning on taking off for a few days somewhere on the bike as soon as I'm allowed  _________________ Anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence in a court of law, or boxhill forum!!
The only reason I'm fat is because everytime I f&*ked your mum she gave me a biscuit!
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biggus illitterātus


Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 31748 Location: Hotel California
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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"The reason the grass seems greener on the other side is because it's been fertilized with bullshit." _________________
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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand Binary and those who don't
There are II types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home |
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photo chick "not so little Emma"


Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2235
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Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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biggus wrote: | "The reason the grass seems greener on the other side is because it's been fertilized with bullshit." |
 _________________ Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul!
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